oke ... what to do when youre so bored that you wonna eat your own feet and spank your own ass and bark like dog that needs sex ... ♠_confused:
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"like a dog that needs sex" i dont need sex im just BORED cuz this poker gives so much adrenaline now i got 0 when i stop ......... ♠_mad:
sex is ok when u have girl that suits you ... i cant find one like that yet cuz girls here are brainless and egoistic so ... guess ill find one like that in other country or if im lucky enough here on some partys or dancing etc.... but this is not the point .... if sex is only way out of boredom of not playing poker im frighten ♠_o:
now ur fishing for information ... i wont raise u ... im all in frost !!!! ♠_cool:
god damn it .... again poker thematic ...
Yea, seems like you have a serious case of online pokerholism, side effects include loss of regular sleeping/eating schedule, loss of contact with real world, total muscle dystrophy and in some cases... beastiality.
But it can be cured if it's not too late yet, you need to get drunk as a freaking opossum and then have random unprotected sex with totally random chick which probably is highly overweight and has a beard too but in your drunken mind.. that's kinda cute.
and im the one going nuts ? u like overweight and beard ? ♠_confused:
but i accept that suggestion for random chick random sex .... dunno about unprotected ... but ya ill probably do that on friday night .... btw its not pokerholisam i refuse to believe it ... ♠_frown: nooo nooo noooo its just passion ♠_evil: yea its passion ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil: yea ♠_evil:
It's not about liking, it's about getting drunk to a point where you can hump a tree.
Yea, yea, passion for some boring card game, like ppl would be obsessed about it if it was played for play money only, it's a gambling addiction my degenerate friend. 
Noithing wrong with that.. as long as you are winning. 
nuuuuuuuuuuuu its passsion nuuuuuuuuu ♠_cry:
(*ill shut him up someway somehow* *no u wont ... u are playing online u cant do shit* *so what i will find a way* *oh shut up and go play poker* *oke .....*) my evil mind tells me i can't do shit so ill .. ill .... GO DRUNK MY WAY TO SOME FINE PUSSEEEE ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil:
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