You know...

...you should quit right away when your first folds would have made Monsters.

...you're tilted when you start calling everyone a donk.

Originally posted by ZeroDegrees
...you should quit right away when your first folds would have made Monsters.

So true ♦

...you have to reevaluate your fish when you see him playing successfully at $10/$20

... You need to quit for a few when fishes outdraw aces twice in your first 20 hands.

... You are going to have a bad day when you raise with Aces everyone folds, you raise with 33 and 2 people call, then BB jams!

Originally posted by MrMardyBum
... You are going to have a bad day when you raise with Aces everyone folds, you raise with 33 and 2 people call, then BB jams!

lol ♦

... you were really drunk when your friends are telling you about the crazy things you did last night and you don't remember doing any of them.

...it's time for a coffee when you push 10bb 1st in at 6 max DU with QQ... get called all in AA; all in AA again and all in KK, don't hit...and don't blink at it.

...you're fucked when you have AK UTG, open raise 5BB and get 6 callers.

... you should quit right away when a complete maniac makes crazy re-raises in a hand and shows a monster.

... a REG/TAG that you have an edge on is scared to play with you when he sits at all your tables 1 by 1, and leaves instantly.

.....THAT BBV IS NOW MINE

... you shouldn't have bluffed when you get snap-called.

......You Should Quit your day job when you make more money playing NLHE in one day than you do working for one month at your 9-5.

Originally posted by Tarhonya
... you shouldn't have bluffed when you get snap-called.

.. you run bad when you have a monster, put the biggest fish at the table allin and he tank folds saying "wow, this is the first time i ever folded top pair".

...you should have used BRM when your graph looks like this:
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...you are starting to lose focus when you think about check raising the river in position