Some super fun hands:
PokerStars Hand #84430194883: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2012/08/07 20:58:45 ET
Table 'Skadi II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: luisi_ps ($26.28 in chips)
Seat 2: ShulleR221 ($19.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Voim_Aimir ($6.88 in chips)
Seat 4: Pmifraa ($9.94 in chips)
Seat 5: madmax710 ($4.78 in chips)
Seat 6: ATs973 ($5 in chips)
ShulleR221: posts small blind $0.02
Voim_Aimir: posts big blind $0.05
HOLE CARDS
Dealt to Voim_Aimir [Ad 6d 7d As]
Pmifraa: raises $0.12 to $0.17
madmax710: folds
ATs973: folds
luisi_ps: calls $0.17
ShulleR221: calls $0.15
Voim_Aimir: calls $0.12
FLOP [2s 7h Ac]
ShulleR221: checks
Voim_Aimir: checks
Pmifraa: checks
luisi_ps: checks
TURN [2s 7h Ac] [8c]
ShulleR221: checks
Voim_Aimir: bets $0.65
Pmifraa: folds
luisi_ps: raises $1.95 to $2.60
ShulleR221: folds
Voim_Aimir said, "this should be fun"
Voim_Aimir: raises $4.11 to $6.71 and is all-in
luisi_ps: calls $4.11
RIVER [2s 7h Ac 8c] [8h]
SHOW DOWN
Voim_Aimir: shows [Ad 6d 7d As] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
luisi_ps: shows [8s 8d 6c 3h] (four of a kind, Eights)
luisi_ps collected $13.51 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot $14.10 | Rake $0.59
Board [2s 7h Ac 8c 8h]
Seat 1: luisi_ps (button) showed [8s 8d 6c 3h] and won ($13.51) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: ShulleR221 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Voim_Aimir (big blind) showed [Ad 6d 7d As] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 4: Pmifraa folded on the Turn
Seat 5: madmax710 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ATs973 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
I deposited on Poker Stars for the first time in a while. I did really well when I first joined, ($20->$2000), but ever since I did a cashout it's been super aggressive in churning my account. I figured, since I haven't played there in a while, there might be a chance that I've slipped down the sh!t list and it won't rig my hands quite as blatantly. No such luck.
I was playing a typical rigged session: card dead, card dead, cooler; card dead card dead suck out; card dead, card dead, suck out; cooler, suck out, cooler. The hallmark is always the anti probability factor. Bet set, straight, flush, top two pair, wrap with flushdraw, etc. Typically get called with inside straight draw on flop, that inevitably turns into a different flush draw on turn, pushes you all in, makes nuts on river without fail. Bet it aggressively, call down, play it how you like, it quickly becomes obvious that no-one can miss against you, regardless of the probability.
This last hand caps it though: all in on turn, my set of aces against his set of eights (no other draw). Lost against quads.
I finished my night on a lovely cooler: turned second set of tens on K35T board with TT42 (that's second set and an open-ender) on a big family pot where the flop got checked. He of course turned over KK. No suck out for me. These are just from one session and in no way isolated even within that session, there just isn't enough room to post every cooler and bad beat, never mind the card dead runs ( this is omaha by the way - try flopping no pair no draw consistently, that takes skill.)
PokerStars Hand #84430688011: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2012/08/07 21:15:46 ET
Table 'Skadi II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: $AbRaO$ TT ($15.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ShulleR221 ($16.92 in chips)
Seat 3: Voim_Aimir ($4.16 in chips)
Seat 4: Pmifraa ($9.56 in chips)
Seat 5: madmax710 ($7.09 in chips)
Seat 6: ATs973 ($5 in chips)
ShulleR221: posts small blind $0.02
Voim_Aimir: posts big blind $0.05
HOLE CARDS
Dealt to Voim_Aimir [2d Ts Tc 4h]
Pmifraa: calls $0.05
madmax710: folds
ATs973: raises $0.17 to $0.22
$AbRaO$ TT: calls $0.22
ShulleR221: calls $0.20
Voim_Aimir: calls $0.17
Pmifraa: calls $0.17
FLOP [Ks 3h 5d]
ShulleR221: checks
Voim_Aimir: checks
Pmifraa: checks
ATs973: checks
$AbRaO$ TT: checks
TURN [Ks 3h 5d] [Td]
ShulleR221: checks
Voim_Aimir: bets $1.05
Pmifraa: raises $3.15 to $4.20
ATs973: folds
$AbRaO$ TT: folds
Voim_Aimir said, "this is the end folks"
ShulleR221: calls $4.20
Voim_Aimir: calls $2.89 and is all-in
RIVER [Ks 3h 5d Td] [4s]
Voim_Aimir said, "watch him suck out"
ShulleR221: checks
Pmifraa: checks
SHOW DOWN
ShulleR221: shows [3c 4d Jd Ac] (two pair, Fours and Threes)
Pmifraa: shows [Kc Ah Kh 6s] (three of a kind, Kings)
Pmifraa collected $0.50 from side pot
Voim_Aimir: mucks hand
Voim_Aimir leaves the table
Pmifraa collected $12.38 from main pot
SUMMARY
Total pot $13.44 Main pot $12.38. Side pot $0.50. | Rake $0.56
Board [Ks 3h 5d Td 4s]
Seat 1: $AbRaO$ TT (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: ShulleR221 (small blind) showed [3c 4d Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 3: Voim_Aimir (big blind) mucked [2d Ts Tc 4h]
Seat 4: Pmifraa showed [Kc Ah Kh 6s] and won ($12.88) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: madmax710 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ATs973 folded on the Turn
For my fellow fish getting raped on poker sites by the "better" players: yes it is rigged. Not to increase rake, but to prevent cash-outs, because they're using your deposits for their own financial investments. I've had this pattern repeat on multiple sites, most recently bet365 where I turned $10 in free startup from PokerStrategy into $340 before the account churning software flagged me and I magically turned into the worst player in the world. I mean really, what kind of idiot goes in pre-flop with double suited AAQT against A755 with three clubs. Shouldn't I know he'd flop quads? Why was I so stupid as to ship it with top set of aces against KK96 on AQ6 rainbow flop? Any poker expert would know he'd go runner runner flush. Educate me pros.
You'll never convince the apologists, so I'm simply putting this out there as reassurance to good players getting their accounts churned. You are not having a run of bad luck, this is systemic. I've been playing on multiple sites for 4 years now and without fail I run up a bankroll when I join a site then get flagged and end up with monster coolers and suck outs in every session after.
You can listen to the apologists if you like, but I've found that their argument can be boiled down to the iconic words of Groucho Marx: "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes."
As a point of action, I urge poker players in the community to lobby for a site that does not invest your deposits, that will at least eliminate much of the motivation for the aggressive hand rigging of the current crop of sites.