Hey guys!
It's almost Xmas again and Xmas means that we can do our favorite activity again… Shopping 
I have to buy a present for my girlfriends mother. HELP!!!! I really don't know what I can buy her 
If you don't know what to buy for someone write in here and lets try to help each other out 
RasTweet
I spoke with my Mrs and she suggests:
Books
DVDs
CDs/Vinyl
Candles
Chocolates
Wine
Bath Salts
Gift voucher for her favourite shop/store
Originally posted by RasTweet
Hmm Book! Very good idea, she loves to read.So whats hot these days?
Originally posted by RasTweet
Hmm Book! Very good idea, she loves to read.So whats hot these days?
50 shades of grey
Originally posted by RasTweet
Hmm Book! Very good idea, she loves to read.So whats hot these days?
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
I spoke with my Mrs and she suggests:Books
DVDs
CDs/Vinyl
Candles
Chocolates
Wine
Bath Salts
Gift voucher for her favourite shop/store
NO clothes? hmmmm
According to some research most ppl would want to get money for christmas ^^ I dont know where those ppl live ^=^
Originally posted by Yonose
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
I spoke with my Mrs and she suggests:Books
DVDs
CDs/Vinyl
Candles
Chocolates
Wine
Bath Salts
Gift voucher for her favourite shop/storeNO clothes? hmmmm
Clothes for your potential mother-in-law? Aren't you brave!
Originally posted by pelbonek
According to some research most ppl would want to get money for christmas ^^ I dont know where those ppl live ^=^
At my address ♦
Cookbook, massage gift certificate, cookies, shower gels, socks? You could bake your own cookies, that would be awesome.
Originally posted by Schnitzelfisch
Cookbook, massage gift certificate, cookies, shower gels, socks? You could bake your own cookies, that would be awesome.
Her: Are you saying I'm a bad cook?
You: FML
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Lingerie
Borat suit ftw...but in pink, to keep it classy and feminine.
Oh tbh the massage gift certificate sounds like a solid plan!
And Manu's and Jareds book are on my list ♠_cool:
I'd love to have money but NOOO has to be a present.
jump rope
mustache trimmer
rape whistle
cowboy hat
colorful assortment of dildoes
etc
so many possibilities..
I offered to have my mother in law done in oils this christmas
she thought i meant massaged or painted
i did, i meant deep fried 
Originally posted by MERIT900
I offered to have my mother in law done in oils this christmasshe thought i meant massaged or painted
i did, i meant deep fried
Nice one ♦ I did get her a gift certificate for a massage
I will be getting Mrs Vorpal a gift card for a coma.
Yes, you read that correctly.
It works like this:
On presentation of the card, the cardholder is entitled to a coma of up to 8 hours. The card holds 3 comas (24 hours)
Once invoked the person in the coma need do no work, go anywhere or be disturbed at all except by their own choice.
When all used up, the card can be reloaded by doing something nice for the issuer.
I got the idea when we were going over the long list of things we had to do, people we had to see, stuff we needed to buy/wrap/check/chuck etc.
I said, "I just wish someone would give me a 4-hour coma for Christmas"
We also made a rule this year:
♦ Consumable items only. We have so much "stuff" around Vorpal manor that we're in danger of being driven out by our own accumulated crud.
Peace on earth, good will to all mankind,
--VS
(I borrowed that greeting from somewhere -- I wish I had made it up)
ps: If anyone you care about is in a real coma this Christmas, please accept my apologies, and my best wishes for their full recovery.
