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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Hi, I need this blog so that I have a 2nd troll home. Usually I troll on the pokertabels but now I can troll also in my blog and that makes me happy. :profit:
I´m a recrational player and I usually play after work. In the past I have played heads up hyper sngs until $15 but now I want to play more turbos heads up.
Beside heads up sngs I play also Heads Up cash and 6max cash game up to NL50 and mtts until 5$.

I have started last year in late december with heads up turbos. For the beginning I play until $5 and next month I want to play also $10 games.
What I want to post here:

- Funny chat discussion from the poker tabels.
- Funny hands.
- My funny missplays. :yaoming:
- Random youtube stuff.

This is my chip-EV graph from late december and this year. (Mostly Heads Up Turbos some hypers and maybe 4 reg speed sngs :-D )

:-D


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Microgaming -
Pokerstars +

# no money 4 me 2 day.

I have got today monker solver PLO Preflop GTO ranges.
But I can´t download monker because the website is fucked up or something. I´m even not sure if I can open them in monker viewer because I have no monker solver license. :yaoming:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

HU Turbo graph from all sites where I play at the moment.
It´s the right direction but I run terrible on microgaming. :f_o:
My EV is up but the rest is down lol.

I have got also a goldstar. :-D


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

The first hand in my blog:

Villain is a real geniouse. :coolface:

Today I have met a cool guy on the tabels. I have send him my Skype name and he has sent my his name. (I hope that I have added the right guy because he has not accepted. :f_o: )

Today I had also a good run on microgaming usually I run there not so good. But I have there also just a small sample. If my EV goes up everything is ok.

Scotty Nguyen great guy. He has deserved the success.

:f_drink:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

The month is over and this is my graph [~97% HU Turbos Sngs the rest are reg speed and HU Hyper Sngs] :
I was also able to finish the month on rank 2 in sharkscope leaderboard on my limits. In the new month I want also to play some more MTTs and 6max cash beside HU Sngs. I want also to move up a little bit in stakes in HU Turbos my plan is to play $5-$10 games and maybe some 15-20s. Damn I´m so lazy I have posted just 1 hand in my blog. I´m also not so happy with my volume. :f_o:

But Witcher 3 is a nice PC game and that takes also some times. :truestory:


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Dogdo
Joined: 19.06.2008

what do u think about the rake on .es client? is it beatable longterm?


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

A post in my super cool blog and it´s not my post. :coolface: :happy:
Damn I´m the laziest blogger in history. :f_o:

Originally posted by Dogdo
what do u think about the rake on .es client? is it beatable longterm?

Depends on your win-rate. But overall yes it´s betable.

Here is my chip-EV graph from all sites:

This is the graph for the current month:

OMG my volume sucks so hard. I must play much much more.


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Today I had a villain with a interesting strategy. :coolface: He did that 3 or 4 times. :profit:

Just insta fold if you dont hit. :appl:

Content: :megusta:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Ok, I cant post only good graphs lol.
Today I have played while i was pretty tired so that was not the best time to play.

Spoiler

Results?

Spoiler

:profit:

Spoiler

NOT ! :megusta:


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nsavov
Joined: 24.09.2010

^ :mdr:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

lol


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Graph for the month so far:

My volume is so terrible this month. :f_o: but ok I´m anyway just a recrational player.


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Today I have decided to play also some games on Winamax.
There is a global chat in the software. :-D
The chat log is pretty funny. :f_p:


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jmackenzie
Joined: 04.06.2008

oime1 is a winamax chat legend


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

oime1 is back in action :f_drink:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

This is my graph from the last month:

I havent played many games because I have found a new PC game. :-D It´s called Apex Legends I really like this game. It´s a little bit like Player Unknown Battelgrounds but the gameplay is faster and every character has some special skills. There are also no vehicles in this game. Maybe it would be even better with vehicles but I´m not sure.

This month I will try to play much more Poker again. Last month I have play mostly 5€ games and a few 10€ games. This month I want to play only 10€ and 11$ games.


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Dogdo
Joined: 19.06.2008

nice one
also switched back to husngs. Played them some years ago. Traffic is pretty f**** now :f_frown:


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Hi, I'm new to your Blog. Nice and funny posts, hope to see more soon and talk more with you.


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

First day on the new limit: (10€ and $11 buy-in)

Today I have played very late so I have played just 17 games and now I want to play some Witcher 3. :f_drink:

Btw. I have now also a student. Ok, I have him since 20.02.2019. He had written me a message here on PokerStrategy and asked for help.
I have made him a CFP (Coaching for profit) offer because I also dont want to invest my time for free.
(Before someone wants to judge me [I REALLY like to judge & expose scammer coaches !] He knows that I´m also just a recrational player and not a professional poker player.
I have also revealed all my Sngs results (chipEV and sharkscope) to him so that he can decide if I´m good enough or not. Thats very important in my opinion so that the students really knows what he is buying/booking. Because I´m dont want to sell trash and scam people.)

Witcher 3 :happy:


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Dogdo
Joined: 19.06.2008

nice one

Do u multitable? How is the traffic on Microgaming? I always see players sitting the lobbys waiting for Players...
And the other question is do u mix sites if ure getting reg games on one site or are u playing any player at that limit?


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