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' Today I was walking down the street and I heard someone call out 'hello frank'. I did not turn around because my name is not Frank. MLIA ''
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Today, my girlfriend told me she missed a period. But it's okay because she caught the typo before she turned the paper in. MLIA
Today, I had to go to the hospital in an ambulance. It's okay though, because I'm a paramedic. MLIA
Today, I got arrested and went to jail. But then I rolled double sixes, so I was okay. MLIA
Wow this site is awesome ♦
Today, my mom walked in on me while I was watching a video on the computer. But it wasn't porn, so it was okay. MLIA
lal 
Today, I declared bankruptcy. That's okay though, I'm just not very good at monopoly. MLIA
My high school's prom is today. Nobody asked me and I'm not going. It's okay because I graduated two years ago. MLIA.
Today, my contact fell out and I couldn't see. So, I put it back in and I could see again. MLIA
Today, I ran with scissors. I lived. MLIA.
This is damn nice.
i love it haha
thanks for enlightening me ♦
Today i was on MSN. I change my status to "on the phone". i wasn't on the phone. - DecMate
Today, I saw someone I knew at the grocery store. We chatted for a little while, then when we both had to get going, she said "tell your family I say hello!" I said I would. I'm not going to. MLIA
This sounds so familiar haha:P
Today, i went to the grocery store and it was buy one get one free on sugar. I didn't buy one, so i didn't get one free. MLIA
LOL
Originally posted by DecMate
Today i was on MSN. I change my status to "on the phone". i wasn't on the phone. - DecMate
ROFL that sounds familiar ♦
Today, as I got up, a hot chick asked for my number. I gave her my number. She politely pointed out that she was ahead of me in the queue to see the dentist. I sat back down. MLIA. - nafar84
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA
cracked me up ♦
Today I conquered the world, but I guess I kinda had to... was my Civilization objective. MLIA
Today my friends and I were sharing memories of good times. I couldnt remember a good time to share so I made one up. Everyone agreed about what a great time that was. MLIA
Today I told my mom I was hungry, and she told me to be thankful and think of all the starving kids in africa. I did, and im still hungry. MLIA
Today, I tried to google "I hate my job" at work. The company network blocked it.
such a nice way to spend ur time
Today, all my friends took out their iPhones at lunch and were discussing new apps. I took out the Nokia I got in 1998 and started playing Snake. MLIA.
Today, I was watching a movie and I made a joke about it to my cat. And laughed. MLIA
priceless