[Closed] DaPhunk Blog 2! - Hot Women pictures + Me playing guitar.

Nice blog, good luck.

Ok... Who is she?

Sweet!

Nice to see you back!;)
Will surely keep eye on here..

btw.. is that girl level? I mean.. she got nice face, but...

Thanks guys, The girl in the pic is called Shay Laren and I think I can safely say, she is definitely not painful for the eyes to behold.

Poker related note - I've actually been having a bit of fun mucking around on MTT's on Stars recently and have only played 3.5k hands of NL10 since I last posted! I actually enjoy this new format of game and the bigger ones especially seem to be very fishy. My biggest wins so far have been $80 in a $5.50 $50k Guaranteed and $305 in a SCOOP event $22 buy in that kruppe staked me for. I busted on this hand;

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t17500/t35000 Blinds + t4375 - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: t518474 M = 6.58
CO: t733040 M = 9.31
BTN: t2737819 M = 34.77
Hero (SB): t574802 M = 7.30
BB: t969301 M = 12.31
UTG: t400049 M = 5.08

Pre Flop: (t78750) Hero is SB with A Q
3 folds, BTN raises to t78000, Hero raises to t570427 all in, BB raises to t964926 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t1245104) 5 2 T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t1245104) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1245104) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1245104
Hero shows A Q (high card Ace)
BB shows A K (high card Ace - King kicker)
BB wins t1245104

AAAAAAAggggh. Oh well! 155th out of almost 28k entrants isn't bad at all methinks and thats despite getting badbeat on 4 occasions for huge chunks of my stack. Losing AA vs K5o preflop All-In was probably the worst one.

Glad you could join me for some more news and just like before I'm just going to keep this blog poker related and give you no other reason to read it!

Well, I finally played some more NL10 hands today and for once I don't think I played like a complete retard, only part retard!

Here is the graph of my NL10 progress (or rather lack of it). I obviously need to stop giving these people credit. I treat most of them like they know what they are doing which simply isn't the case.

I am now going to continue playing MTT's. Came very close to going extremely deep a couple of times but not much else happened really. They may be annoying at times but MTT's are still quite fun and so far the player pools seem very fishy which is of course, very nice

Photoshop?

I like this last one ♦

I played another 5k hands at last! Part way through I Basically changed my game by deciding to tighten up a hell of a lot preflop from my previous 18/17 game to something more resembling the BSS Starting Hands Chart although still using position to open up more hands, I also decided to never hero-fold Top Pair and put villains far more often on bluffs than I used to.

Not sure If It was that or I started running better but I stopped doing quite so badly as I have been. I'm now on the hunt for a +10BI day

Again, I will shamelessly post a picture to get some views on my blog;

Enjoy!

heyho DaPhunk

nice blog, wish u GL in your improvement.

@possible photoshop pic
i will work on 3 places and meanwhile sell my soul to the devil for her

Thanks Silent. I am continuing to play as ABC as I possibly can, however I made some incredibly retarded lines and stuff in my last session. Let myself slip a bit. Villain took a stack off me and I tried to tilt him by constantly flopraising him, unfortunately I only got half the stack back by doing this but it did work

Anyway, I'm switching sites now to grind some First deposit bonuses ♦ Here is my last 5k hands (for the moment) on FTP;

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $9.32
BTN: $10.00
Hero (SB): $11.03
BB: $6.77
UTG: $9.51
UTG+1: $11.56
UTG+2: $10.44
MP1: $5.67
MP2: $8.45

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 4 3
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.60) 6 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.40, BB calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.40) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.90, BB raises to $1.80, Hero raises to $10.33, BB calls $4.27 all in

River: ($13.54) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $13.54
Hero shows 4 3
BB shows 2 4
Hero wins $8.38
(Rake: $0.90)

Coolest chick yet!

Why so Cool? I'll show you;

Edit; I Might as well put the video in too;

Looks good

Keep it up mate!

Thanks Gerv!

Behold I have another 5k hands to post, this time on William Hill!

I will probably move up to NL20 after the next 5k hands as I want to unlock this bonus quickly. I will probably just play 9 or 10 tables though.

In other news I have had a nice scan of my knee done and it looks like I have a problem with my ACL and I have visible bone bruising on my femur! 2 months after my crash that caused it, AWESOME! I have also being doing pressups and pull-ups 3 times a week as well as a lot of brisk walking to try and help with me not losing fitness after my Winter season. Unfortunately Swimming just seems to me like a rip-off in this country, stupidly expensive so I'm not doing that

Right, pretty picture!;

Yet another 5k hands. I actually had that good +$50 session near the beginning then a super tilty session after a short visit to the pub where I lost $70 and then a super long session where I suddenly started getting coolered constantly and started actually getting called on some of my bluffs by TAGfish opponents.

All in all, I've realised how enormous my edge is on this limit, but I keep doing some immensely stupid things to fuck it up. Anyone got some advice on how to keep my mindset more stable and focused?

Was going to post some hands but I actually can't decide which ones to post so I'll just post one were I tilted and shoved in a bad spot;

IPoker Network $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $2.48
UTG+2: $14.61
MP1: $12.34
MP2: $8.60
Hero (MP3): $11.50
CO: $9.64
BTN: $6.77
SB: $4.14
BB: $4.39
UTG: $9.82

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP3 with A K
3 folds, MP1 raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.35, 4 folds

Flop: ($0.85) J 9 J (2 players)
MP1 bets $0.63, Hero calls $0.63

Turn: ($2.11) 4 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $1.10, MP1 raises to $3.30, Hero raises to $10.52, MP1 calls $7.22

River: ($23.15) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $23.15
MP1 shows J A
Hero wins $21.61
(Rake: $1.54)

Ok, now truth be told, I'm getting a bit bored of posting pics of random women on here so this could be the last one;

/quit

just joking

keep up the good work

how about posting pics of women that actually look very good instead of just random?

@Kruppe, I'll have to think about that

Right, I'm briefly going to post my previous graph as I just went on a heater today and need to get this post out of the way ♦

As you can see, something truly dreadful happened with my non-SD winnings. I seemed to be constantly running into the nuts and maybe I was still making some bluffs in spots that were bad after the previous 5k hands. who knows.

I now give you the incredible Blondie! She's so awesome! Yes, I am a blondie fan ♦ (even though its just the first photo I could find of her on google image search)

picture quality is going down

Originally posted by TobyCS
picture quality is going down

yes

@Toby lol, maybe so. Not really sure where I could have found pictures of Blondie in her prime anyway. Fancied posting something slightly different though.

ANOTHER UPDATE!

I no have a slight rollercoaster of a graph and a rant to post;

first 3k hands is the monster day I had yesterday, unfortunately todays session was one of the worst I've ever had. Near the start of the session I got coolered a few times, and had what I thought were weaktight players raising my bets on seemingly almost every flop or turn I saw. Things then calmed down for a while, but lo and behold it suddenly started happening again, every hand would be multi-way with me holding nothing, or I would have say TP only to have random rock B or weaktight TAG player A with 2% Check/Raise make a huge Check/shove to my cbet.

It was completely insane, and eventually I just gave up hope and decided I must not have my mind in it/ be tilted without realising it and blind-out. Somehow I was being run-over by these players who I was sure were complete TAG-Fish. None of it made any sense to me whatsoever, so here I am to rant about it on my microdonk blog

Sessions like the one I just played raise those questions in the back of your mind "Do I really know what I'm doing? Is it possible these micro-stake donks somehow have an edge on me? How the hell could that be possible?"

Anyway, I will let the images of an old favourite celebrity of mine sooth my nerves. Elisha Cuthbert ♦

The one that can never be left out;

And one I've never seen before;

Hope you enjoy. In my book you can never take note of Kim Bauer too many times ♦

is this nl10 or nl25 and fr or sh. The micro stakes players do not have an edge on u but u should make micro stakes adjustments like playin super str8 forward postflop.

I'm playing NL10 FR till my roll increases to 30 BI for the £ tables. However I'm often not leaving tables when they go short as I'm trying to get practice in that area. Occasionally If I don't have many tables up I will even try and play a couple of hands of HU because I'm interested in how the gameflow dynamics work here.

When you say super straight-forwards postflop what sort of things do you have in mind? I'm still trying to decide what peoples ranges in certain spots are on this limit.