[Closed] got to post this i never laugh so much after chat

OMFG, LOL, ♦

I understand this is a turbo tournament, but isn't it a bit too risky to make those pushes with total air?

Originally posted by stealyourblinds
I understand this is a turbo tournament, but isn't it a bit too risky to make those pushes with total air?

is a turbo rebuy satelite,
yea is an super standard easy fold preflop, but dont look at mine cards look at the line i took (sure u r not expecting me to show up with 9hi there?) after that play on flop even if u have hand as strong KJ u should be more inclined to fold then to call a shove from me

i just get crazy cos his preflop open raise size, (cant call with garbage, i got to raise him, to take initiative, if i want to play this hand and if he shoves we have easy fold, i should raise to 160 but cos stacks are so shallow i raise smaler, and i was expecting him to fold or shove or if he calls i'm expecting to take it down most of the time with a Cbet)

after he donk into me on flop i was almost 100% sure that he dont have Ax or strong hand (set 2 pair big draw)
i put him on 22-77, or some weak draw hand (not flush -> some gutshot str8), Jx or 8x type of hands and was expecting him to fold 90%++ of time cos mine line was screaming AK/AQ type of hand

any way no matter what his play is awful all the way
raise/call preflop, donk flop and call a shove with his hand (he cant even beat Jx) even with KQ/QT/KT:club: i'm favorite to win and even money with Khi/Qhi flush draw

if he check shove on flop is a different story,

never mind about the play the chat is what is amusing, villain saying U SHOVE AFTER I SHOW SO MUCH STRENGTH makes me ROFL

bonus Q:
if he really thinks he show strength, and his line looks very strong, then what does mine line looks vs his strength? pure nuts? how can he beat any hand (with J4) that is willing to play for stacks and doesn't back off after he shown strength? showing strength got to narrows mine range to the top, not wider it

well done dbag

I'd rather say he owned you there. What are you repping? An Ace normally not, cause that would only call to keep weaker hands in. Basically you have a draw or air there, even KK or QQ would make no sense at all. And then you start telling people in the chat how bad they play. That is so much fail in one post.

Originally posted by madein1984
I'd rather say he owned you there. What are you repping? An Ace normally not, cause that would only call to keep weaker hands in. Basically you have a draw or air there, even KK or QQ would make no sense at all. And then you start telling people in the chat how bad they play. That is so much fail in one post.

lololloloolololoololol

this is getting even funnier

u realize that this is satellite?
u realize that this is turbo?
u realize that this is rebuy?
have u ever play this kind of MTT?
and last do u realize that if i call his donk bet on flop I'm pot committed and I have pot size bet left....
do u see what hand did he call with??

so if u know all this WHY THE F*** SHOULD I SLOW PLAY Ax HERE?

do u realize how strong is mine range here (i have a ton Ax, sets, monster draws (gutshot+flush), so few weak draws(weakest will be K :club:9 :club:) and never pure bluffs.. and yes KK/QQ are blufs here) worse hand that i shove here is Q :club:T :club:/ Kx :club:, this 9hi bluf is not even 0,5% of mine range here it just happens 1 in a live time
lololololololol u r so BAD HAND READER

and btw even if i have Khi /Qhi flush draw he is flipping with his hand (and thats BTN of mine range here) u r blinded by the hand i had and results that came...
i'm sure when some1 is taking min line u r expecting him to show up with 9hi most of the time lolololololololo

lolollololololollolololololollolololollolo

bluffing in a turbo rebuy and telling fish how much they suck is a really bad thing to do.

Originally posted by alejandrosh
bluffing in a turbo rebuy and telling fish how much they suck is a really bad thing to do.

yea agree (was little tilted in that point, cos I lost with KK on 2 other tables and got to berate some 1)
but his response was hilarious u got to admit that

Turn off table chat imo, your winrate will improve because of it.

Originally posted by Ribbo
Turn off table chat imo, your winrate will improve because of it.

meh , it doesn't really matters is not cash table, is tour so he cant leave the table just getting frustrated lololol

nice suckout ^^

but its just a fold preflop ... nothing more
also also dislike to push this flop ... he wont fold a A or J
and its a turbo -> most player fold no hit

Originally posted by larseda
nice suckout

^^

Originally posted by larseda
but its just a fold preflop ... nothing more

agree 1005, was tilted from other tables and his raise size tilted me even more

Originally posted by larseda
also also dislike to push this flop ... he wont fold a A or J
and its a turbo -> most player fold no hit

sure he is not folding Ax and i think he should fold JT or worse Jx, but the way he played the hand i put him on small PP and KT/QT type of hand

any was the play sucks, i make this play like once a year lol when tilted, chat is what is funny and i got to post hand so u can get the whole story