Je Nederlanders hebben zo'n zwak blazen!
Originally posted by jbpatzer
Je Nederlanders hebben zo'n zwak blazen!
Yeahhh I lolled at that... wtf
& Fongie just picked up some thought-while-writing mistake
obvious I ran like fuck a la COD MW/Black Ops style.
My legs are still hurting but hey it is good practice & I walk everyday to school which basically is this:
4 stories stairs -> 1.5km to University -> 4 stories up walking or down -> walking around lunch -> again 4 stories up/down -> 1.5km back -> 4 stories up
So I only have to train my waist & arms ♦
- Gerv
pff Luckboxers ITT
Seems my Runbad in poker also got transferred to the Dutch national football team. That seems okay so I don't have to tilt now since everyone in Holland is just running bad...
Heeeeey...
Lil. advise?
A friend of miine is ging to Amsterdam... and he wants to get a little green souvenir :f_cool:if u know what I mean ... and he wanted to pack it into his airplane bag. Not a good idea right? ♦
What about sending it in a letter via 1st class?
Or any other suggestions from the pro? ♦
Originally posted by THESHade
Heeeeey...
Lil. advise?
A friend of miine is ging to Amsterdam... and he wants to get a little green souvenir :f_cool:if u know what I mean ... and he wanted to pack it into his airplane bag. Not a good idea right? ♦
What about sending it in a letter via 1st class?
Or any other suggestions from the pro? ♦
Airplane = GG
Car is maybe better but still borderpolice can/will stop u
Letter = semi-GG as the guy who receives it is probably screwed
did you know that you can just order "green stuff" and a lot of harder stuff on the internet these days... they can just send it to you by mail
♠_cool:
Originally posted by Gerv
Originally posted by THESHade
Heeeeey...
Lil. advise?
A friend of miine is ging to Amsterdam... and he wants to get a little green souvenir :f_cool:if u know what I mean ... and he wanted to pack it into his airplane bag. Not a good idea right? ♦
What about sending it in a letter via 1st class?
Or any other suggestions from the pro? ♦Airplane = GG
Car is maybe better but still borderpolice can/will stop u
Letter = semi-GG as the guy who receives it is probably screwed
All right, will let him know but ... I ve got an experience tat the bag was opened even for a bottle of water ... (or maybe Arabs were jsut thirsty? who knows)
@Killa: souvenir from the mother-green-land is smth else ...♦
Originally posted by Gerv
Originally posted by THESHade
Heeeeey...
Lil. advise?
A friend of miine is ging to Amsterdam... and he wants to get a little green souvenir :f_cool:if u know what I mean ... and he wanted to pack it into his airplane bag. Not a good idea right? ♦
What about sending it in a letter via 1st class?
Or any other suggestions from the pro? ♦Airplane = GG
Car is maybe better but still borderpolice can/will stop u
Letter = semi-GG as the guy who receives it is probably screwed
used to work a bit close to Tilburg and I was sending letters home.
It is more of a semi bluff line as I got 50% of the letters.
don't think airplane is so gg
every time I fly (pretty much every time) they have dogs waiting in the gate when I arrive from Holland... never happens when I fly somewhere else, but pretty much every time Ive flown to Holland then they're there...
Originally posted by vonki
don't think airplane is so gg![]()
every time I fly (pretty much every time) they have dogs waiting in the gate when I arrive from Holland... never happens when I fly somewhere else, but pretty much every time Ive flown to Holland then they're there...
yeah I mean ''good game with your life in jail'' ♦
Originally posted by roopopper
Bump, no updates?![]()
I will crosspost from another blog but First
I have found the real Prodigy. a DJ who is fourteen year old and already has a GrandSlam (Tophit of the week @ Dutch Radio) and sounds like Avicii:
I thought it was Tim Berg at first but man this guy can make sounds.. too bad he can't drink Grey Goose or Moet&Chandon yet ♦
It's been awhile me blogging here.
Firstly Arsenal, Go Gunners! versus Marseille, I watched this match with 2 French Marseille fans in a good old Irish Pub with a Guinness in my hand. Last minute BAM! the whole pub goes mental (Chelsea already won x-0 where x is greater than 4 :P)
YouTube click!
But let's go back to Poker. Lately my motivation to play SH NLHE just dropped a lot. Basically not wanting to analyze, not want to play means I am actually not productive at all. I do want to study but what is that going to earn me? nothing. exactly!
So I was thinking whether to take up a new game. MTTs? PLO? HU NLHE? There are pros and cons to all three new games. I quickly discarded MTTs because I want to have flexible times. HU NLHE doesn't sound to be very fun if I hear stories of 200NL++ HU players
So I want to raise the stakes and challenge myself through this tilt-train high-variance speed variant called Pot Limit Omaha.
I first asked some advice from PLO players and they basically gave me the same stuff to start with. I have a couple of video series to study, theory and the hands I play where I have no clue create a basic understanding of what I should do. I love it.
It is you just start a complete new game so you play ridiculous bad and you only can grow. I just played my first session on Ongame PLO and dude to quote Sak Noel's song' 'what the fuck'.
I played the best I can but absolute speaking that would be like a 40% rating with too many 2nd barrels (probably), too many calls and too few 3bets.
Basically I was interested ''What is my equity?'' which is the way to go and a good sign of progress. I need to - ofcourse - know equities of certain situations. Thankfully my affliate has created a sort of Omaha pokerstove which is in beta but works pretty good I must say.
I'm not sure if I should look at the EV-line at Omaha HEM now but I think it is the same as with shortstacking: the more you go AI, the more reliable the EV-line becomes due showdown.
Anyways some LOL_U_SUCK_Gerv hands I played:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($17.31)
BB ($17.64)
UTG ($35.48)
Hero ($43.70)
CO ($31.48)
BTN ($16.54)
Dealt to Hero 8♠ T♦ 4♦ J♠
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, fold, BTN calls $1.25, fold, BB calls $1, UTG calls $1
FLOP ($5.25) 7♠ 5♠ 9♣
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4, BB folds, UTG folds
TURN ($13.25) 7♠ 5♠ 9♣ 2♠
Hero bets $13.25, BTN calls $11.29 (AI)
RIVER ($35.83) 7♠ 5♠ 9♣ 2♠ J♣
Hero shows 8♠ T♦ 4♦ J♠
(Pre 62%, Flop 61.0%, Turn 97.5%)
BTN shows 6♠ 5♣ 3♣ 4♠
(Pre 38%, Flop 39.0%, Turn 2.5%)
Hero wins $34.04
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($71.58)
BB ($20.97)
UTG ($20.75)
CO ($23.85)
Hero ($35.73)
Dealt to Hero 2♣ A♠ 4♠ T♣
fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, fold, BB calls $0.50
FLOP ($1.75) T♠ 9♦ 9♠
BB checks, Hero bets $1.25, BB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.75
TURN ($9.75) T♠ 9♦ 9♠ 7♠
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $18, BB calls $4.22 (AI)
RIVER ($42.19) T♠ 9♦ 9♠ 7♠ 5♦
BB shows 8♠ 6♠ 7♦ J♦
(Pre 50%, Flop 49.9%, Turn 100.0%)
Hero shows 2♣ A♠ 4♠ T♣
(Pre 50%, Flop 50.1%, Turn 0.0%)
BB wins $40.09
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25.27)
BB ($30.57)
Hero ($24.25)
UTG+1 ($49.14)
CO ($8.75)
BTN ($13.42)
CO posts $0.25
Dealt to Hero J♠ K♦ 2♦ Q♠
Hero raises to $1.25, fold, CO calls $1, fold, SB calls $1, fold
FLOP ($4) 6♥ 2♠ 4♠
SB checks, Hero bets $3, CO raises to $7.50 (AI), SB folds, Hero calls $4.50
TURN ($19) 6♥ 2♠ 4♠ 9♣
RIVER ($19) 6♥ 2♠ 4♠ 9♣ Q♣
Hero shows J♠ K♦ 2♦ Q♠
(Pre 50%, Flop 3.4%, Turn 0.0%)
CO shows 5♠ 3♥ 7♦ A♠
(Pre 50%, Flop 96.6%, Turn 100.0%)
CO wins $18.05
doh
I think within a couple of weeks I can move up to 50NL. Obvious I am rolled for like 200PLO but just like I didn't moved up to $2/4$ NLHE ; I want to prove myself that I can beat up the people so bad ♦
I have a long road to go but I am definitly motivated & dedicated to perform.
Lifewise here in Dublin, I didn't found a partycrew yet but I think all first-year international students have this problem who study fulltime (not erasmus/exchange). The classes//lectures are interesting though!
This year I have
- Marketing
- Communications in Business
- Business Organisation
- Business Maths
- Economics
- IT
Basically I already did Economics and I am begging them to give me exemption.
Marketing is superawesome, I have one of the best teachers for this subject. Interactive, Me relating it back to Poker & Behaviour hm <3
Business Organisation is vital but the teacher is dull and just annoying me since I use my laptop to look up extra info but she sees it as Facebook.. b*tch!
Business Maths is.... Statistics, Standard dev, expected value & algebra. >.<
IT is HTML coding, what is a computer etc.
Communications in Business is quite an interesting thing but at the same time you are like ''what are we learning here
'
I think I typed enough, sorry I didn't cashed in a $35k bad beatjackpot like Brian did
thumbs up, hats off for him
- Gerv
Ok Gerv here we go, lol!
H1 nh
H2 WFT? When the BB raies FOLD! you think a fl dr and sod all else is good here!
H3 Obv if you bet you're committed but do you really want to do this with a Qhigh fl dr and a pair of ducks? Maybe should think 1st B4 raising that here.
Stacks
I hav eno doubt you're way outa my league but I kill micros by not getting to 'mathsy and equitysy' ...no wot I mean?
Very very basic lay like rock and be at plo50 in days.
P.S. You're a class player and I'm a micro so I know you wont be offended but will analyze and explain.
AT PLO100 or PLO 500 or woteva fine but here? NA. Baby stuff gets the bucks.
GL and have fun!
looking forward seeing you on my tables gervinho
hand 1. c/c turn > b. think about why yourself
hand 2. dunno where you learned that, but it's pretty wrong/spewy/bad ♦ b/f flop or - and this is a very good hand for it (again, its on you to think about why that is) - check back flop, call any turn and decide river.
hand 3: nh
btw: be on in skype sunday eve to talk about new year's eve
hf madpotting !
Originally posted by TwiceT
looking forward seeing you on my tables gervinho![]()
hand 1. c/c turn > b. think about why yourself
hand 2. dunno where you learned that, but it's pretty wrong/spewy/bad ♦ b/f flop or - and this is a very good hand for it (again, its on you to think about why that is) - check back flop, call any turn and decide river.
hand 3: nh
I actually dislike my hand 3 because I didn't payed attention to his stack and I am more dead than alive there
in Hand 1 on the Turn I am like errr, will he play GTO if I check to him? At the time I didn't knew that he played 70/32 or something retarded than that (FYI every table I was playing on had at least 1 85/x++ player ♦ )
I still think I can get called by worse and don't think worse is going to bet when I check. If he checks back Turn hmm problem with PLO is that every new card is a new ballgame ♦
Hand 2: check back just like JTx, QJx, 98x boards just because it hammers his range huh and realize equity since he rarely c/c & c/f ?

