47 BI below EV now.... Kaaaafluump! Gonna need to conquer, like, half the world on World Domination to get me out of this hole. ♦

On the plus side
"Hi Tim,
Yep, everything checks out, so I just upgraded your account. Welcome officially to the Palladium Lounge!
Please note that you will keep your status at least until the end of the current calendar quarter. If you manage to collect 9,000 PartyPoints by the end of September (40,000 for Palladium Elite), you will continue to be VIP until the end of the year.
You will also be assigned a personal host team and the guys will try and get in touch for a proper introduction. If you have any other questions in the meantime, please do not hesitate to contact us."
Got this 6 mins after my enquiry email - so impressed with the support so far. If they can just get their RNG to start letting my hands hold up, we might get somewhere.