Midlife Crisis? What Midlife Crisis?

And it should be a great game ♠_cool:

I hope it all kicks off like it did in the first leg, although Gattuso isn't there to instigate it all

I hope you get knocked out. (Not bitter at all, honest!)

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Bah! Laptop out of action until tomorrow morning,

That's big son's revenge for turning x rated internet off

Originally posted by DannyG13
I hope you get knocked out. (Not bitter at all, honest!)

Hahahahaha! Although that Van Persie red card was a joke, there were pundits saying it didn't change the game at all but the fact is you needed 1 goal to go through. Van Persie was much more able to provide that goal than the utter shit you brought on (Bendtner obv :p). In fact, that chance fell to Bendtner, and he produces a first touch that is akin to something you would see in a playground. If the same chance fell to RVP it would have been smashed into the top corner ♦

Originally posted by Wriggers

Originally posted by DannyG13
I hope you get knocked out. (Not bitter at all, honest!)

Hahahahaha! Although that Van Persie red card was a joke, there were pundits saying it didn't change the game at all but the fact is you needed 1 goal to go through. Van Persie was much more able to provide that goal than the utter shit you brought on (Bendtner obv :p). In fact, that chance fell to Bendtner, and he produces a first touch that is akin to something you would see in a playground. If the same chance fell to RVP it would have been smashed into the top corner ♦

+ Defending a lead with 11 men against Barca is hard enough, never mind 10 men! Arsenal having no striker on the pitch allowed Barca to push further up the field, we were ahead when he was sent off, not controlling possession (who would at Nou Camp?) but comfortable enough defending the lead. Game was over as soon as that second yellow was shown though, absolutely criminal decision.

I wouldn't say you were "comfortable" defending the lead ♦ They dominated in every aspect and deserved to win the game, but there's no doubt about it that RVP's red card did change the game.

watching football is -ev imo.

Yes, it was a shame that the Gooners lost. I was devastated obv.

Meanwhile, I've decided that, if I had the appropriate reproductive equipment, I would be honoured to have this man's babies.

Much excitement and tension chez jbpatzer.

Prematch conversation with my daughter:

'Daddy's going to be watching the football tonight.'
'You have to shout 'Come on Spurs!' and 'Ooooooooooooo!''
'I do. Do you think you'll be a Spurs supporter like daddy?'
'I want to support cricket!'

Fair enough.

Nice ♠_cool: Sandro was absolutely immense tonight ♦

Also, I want you to get Barca in the next round, it would be a hell of a match, and I think it would be a lot closer than most teams with Barca, as you'll just go out and attack, and Barca don't really know how to handle that

Originally posted by jbpatzer
'I want to support cricket!'

Bringing up your kids the right way !

Anyone but Barca now...

My laptop has finally been returned! My computer bloke told me a tale of woe involving 'reconstructing a new image' and 'corrupt image files'. All sounds very suspicious to me. He also suggested that the best thing for it would be to drop it down a long flight of stairs and claim on the insurance. He also said that, as he had to use a three year old image file, there were three year's worth of Microsoft updates to install, and that it hadn't finished yet. Thanks Bill Gates.

Anyway, tonight I will have to put back all my old files on it, and reinstall all the software I want ( ), and I agreed to watch Iron Man 2 with number two son, who is on a promise of coke and popcorn. Sadly, I suspect that poker will have to wait until tomorrow night, which is my MTT night. I will play the Silver Iron Man (Ooo! A coincidence!) freeroll, the Iron Man one a day freeroll, the Daily Dollar Rebuy (I have a ticket, after accidentally playing a satellite. (Satellites for a $1 MTT. How sad is that!)), and probably one or two other $2 MTTs on FT. I told TT of my plans on Wednesday and he remarked 'Sick action!'. Do you think he was laughing at me? I associate 'Sick action!' with four year olds and vomit. Frankly, it's amazing that we can communicate at all. When the book comes out, I expect that nobody will be able to understand more than half of it, with the appropriate half determined purely by age.

My MTT night ends just before midnight with HEM telling me I made a profit of 69 cents in four hours. Better than a loss I say! Managed to final table a $2 on demand MTT, but bust out 9th. I was first with 16 left, so that wasn't really a great result. It kept arisko, who was railing, entertained though.

Back to the grind tomorrow now that my laptop is back to purring like a kitten (sort of).

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Back to the grind tomorrow now that my laptop is back to purring like a kitten (sort of).

Is that a good thing? I would be worried if my laptop would start making 'kitten-like-purr' noises. Silence is better for laptops, isn't it? ♦

Originally posted by jbpatzer]
I made a profit of 69 cents in four hours. + RB ofc

FYP

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Do you think he was laughing at me? I associate 'Sick action!' with four year olds and vomit.

ok, let me help you out here. obviously sick action is when ur pregnant and u barf a lot. thats how i see it. i dont think i will understand any half of ur book

Originally posted by EmanuelC16

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Back to the grind tomorrow now that my laptop is back to purring like a kitten (sort of).

Is that a good thing? I would be worried if my laptop would start making 'kitten-like-purr' noises. Silence is better for laptops, isn't it? ♦

Purr > endlessly grinding hard disc.

Originally posted by THESHade

Originally posted by jbpatzer]
I made a profit of 69 cents in four hours. + RB ofc

FYP

Yes!

Originally posted by purplefizz

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Do you think he was laughing at me? I associate 'Sick action!' with four year olds and vomit.

ok, let me help you out here. obviously sick action is when ur pregnant and u barf a lot. thats how i see it. i dont think i will understand any half of ur book

We'll make sure there's a pretty cover for you. But actually, you're probably one of the few people who will like both halves.

then i want an autographed copy ♦

So, my shot at NL25 didn't go entirely according to plan. -4BI, although this include one AK < TT AI pre. Found it very aggressive, no one wanted to fold, and I couldn't seem to make a hand. I think my WTSD was <20%! Anyway, TT told me to do this because NL10 would seem easier, and I played that for a while and was +3BI, so maybe he was right!

Here's one to annoy fusion.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($10.61)
Button ($16.42)
jbpatzer (SB) ($22.59)
fusionpk (BB) ($10.73)
UTG ($10)
MP ($10.39)

Preflop: jbpatzer is SB with A♣, J♣
3 folds, Button calls $0.10, jbpatzer bets $0.55, fusionpk raises to $1.50, 1 fold, jbpatzer raises to $4.05, 1 fold

Total pot: $3.10 | Rake: $0

Results:
jbpatzer didn't show A♣, J♣.
Outcome: jbpatzer won $3.10