YinYangS at 888 poker, let's crush em'!!

Originally posted by Lazza61
Great blog YinYangs. Very entertaining and very amusing. Keep it coming and remember

crush.. crush... CRUSH!!!!!!

nice dream! ahahaha ♦

i'm glad you're enjoying my blog. please keep visiting.

it's nice to run good on valentine's day. but when will i ever have a run good on my love life? wooooooooooootttt

oh wells. i love you poker! do you love me too?

Originally posted by YinYangS
it's nice to run good on valentine's day. but when will i ever have a run good on my love life? wooooooooooootttt

oh wells. i love you poker! do you love me too?

Can i be your best man lol. Be careful i love poker too so i may want to have an affair

Originally posted by Lazza61
Can i be your best man lol. Be careful i love poker too so i may want to have an affair

oh no! competition! no worries, i think poker likes to be polygamous. she loves to call and goes all-in a lot. ahaha

when i heard the pokerstrategy sidekick 888 news promo, i immediately downloaded the software. eh, who doesn't want free $888? ♦

so here's my first win on pocket 8's! woooooot ♦

Hero (BTN): $10.25
SB: $4.45
BB: $16.51
UTG: $10.87
CO: $16.60

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 8 8
UTG raises to $0.35, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.35, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.85) Q 3 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.63, UTG raises to $2.74, Hero calls $2.11

Turn: ($6.33) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $7.78, Hero calls $7.16 all in

River: ($20.65) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $20.65
Hero shows 8 8
UTG shows K K
Hero wins $19.62
(Rake: $1.03)

have a good day everyone! cheers!!!

it's so nice to run gooooooooooooddddd!!! ♦

i don't usually raise all-in immediately with TP-TK only. but this guy is juuuuussstt, you'll see what i mean.

Hero (CO): $21.38
BTN: $0.70
SB: $13.20
BB: $3.98
UTG: $3.00
MP: $10.23

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with A K
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, SB calls $0.35, 1 fold, MP calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.30) A 7 3 (3 players)
SB bets $0.65, MP calls $0.65, Hero raises to $20.98, SB calls $12.15 all in, MP folds

Turn: ($27.55) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($27.55) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $27.55
Hero shows A K
SB shows 6 4
Hero wins $18.00
(Rake: $9.55)

my biggest pot of the day!!

Hero (BB): $31.28
UTG: $5.33
MP: $4.45
CO: $9.80
BTN: $1.28
SB: $11.07

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A A
2 folds, CO raises to $0.40, BTN calls $0.40, SB calls $0.35, Hero raises to $2, CO calls $1.60, BTN calls $0.88 all in, SB calls $1.60

Flop: ($7.28) K 9 2 (4 players - 1 is all in)
SB bets $9.07, Hero raises to $18.14, CO folds

Turn: ($25.42) 6 (3 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($25.42) 9 (3 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $25.42
Hero shows A A
BTN shows K J
SB shows T K
Hero wins $4.87
Hero wins $10.21
(Rake: $10.34)

keep the donations coming in guys! woot whew!!

oh i just love fishes!!! ay caramba!!!

SB: $12.64
Hero (BB): $13.31
UTG: $10.00
CO: $7.46
BTN: $12.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, SB raises to $0.23, Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.77

Flop: ($2.00) A 4 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

Turn: ($4.00) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB raises to $10.64, Hero calls $7.64

River: ($25.28) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $25.28
SB shows T K
Hero shows A A
SB wins $24.02
(Rake: $1.26)

bad beat bad beat, zZzZzzzzz......

then i tried to remind myself, that's fine, look at his stats ==> 36/1. booooommm!!! long term LOSER.

arghhhhh, made my day tilt.

time to practice my speech......

Originally posted by YinYangS

Originally posted by purplefizz
lesson is: wake up on the turn while you're ahead ♦

easy game

great idea!!

hmmmm. how do i do that???

Easy, get a wife, and instruct her to give you an elbow whenever she hears you in your sleep murmuring something like "cmon baby, one time, one time!" hahaha ♦

Originally posted by FruitNinja
Easy, get a wife, and instruct her to give you an elbow whenever she hears you in your sleep murmuring something like "cmon baby, one time, one time!" hahaha ♦

i'm assuming that's from your experience? ahahaha ♦

and i think the "one time" you're talking about is when i'm behind, and so i'm pretty sure i would want to look at the river. ahaha

Originally posted by YinYangS

Originally posted by FruitNinja
Easy, get a wife, and instruct her to give you an elbow whenever she hears you in your sleep murmuring something like "cmon baby, one time, one time!" hahaha ♦

i'm assuming that's from your experience? ahahaha ♦

and i think the "one time" you're talking about is when i'm behind, and so i'm pretty sure i would want to look at the river. ahaha

Well, I get the elbow even when I'm awake hahaha! So think twice before tying the knot hahaha (just kidding...) ♦

Originally posted by FruitNinja
Well, I get the elbow even when I'm awake hahaha! So think twice before tying the knot hahaha (just kidding...) ♦

my problem right now is, i have to think THRICE on HOW to eventually tie the knot.

1. how do I get a girlfriend?
2. how do I get a girlfriend???
3. how do I get a girlfriend?!!

ahahaha ♦

Originally posted by YinYangS

Originally posted by FruitNinja
Well, I get the elbow even when I'm awake hahaha! So think twice before tying the knot hahaha (just kidding...) ♦

my problem right now is, i have to think THRICE on HOW to eventually tie the knot.

1. how do I get a girlfriend?
2. how do I get a girlfriend???
3. how do I get a girlfriend?!!

ahahaha ♦

I don't think that would be a problem, let's just get some help from one of our dear friends (who probably knows a lot of pretty nurses...)

Weeeennnndy, Wendy! yohoo!

Would you be so kind to introduce our friend? ♦ ♦ ♦

Originally posted by YinYangS

Originally posted by FruitNinja
Well, I get the elbow even when I'm awake hahaha! So think twice before tying the knot hahaha (just kidding...) ♦

my problem right now is, i have to think THRICE on HOW to eventually tie the knot.

1. how do I get a girlfriend?
2. how do I get a girlfriend???
3. how do I get a girlfriend?!!

ahahaha ♦

stop grinding online poker and start grinding girls in clubs ♦

Originally posted by FruitNinja
I don't think that would be a problem, let's just get some help from one of our dear friends (who probably knows a lot of pretty nurses...)

Weeeennnndy, Wendy! yohoo!

Would you be so kind to introduce our friend? ♦ ♦ ♦

good suggestion!!

Weeeeennnnndy!!! ♦

Originally posted by dwyt84
stop grinding online poker and start grinding girls in clubs ♦

bad suggestion ♠_mad:

stop grinding online poker when i have an edge is negative EV.

grinding girls in clubs when i don't have an edge is more negative EV.

ahahahaha

that's the only way to get a girlfriend my friend ♦

Originally posted by dwyt84
that's the only way to get a girlfriend my friend ♦

is that also from experience? ♦

♦

haha! what in the woooorrllldd????!?

you guys crack me up. ♦

clubs = plenty of girlfriend material ♦

Originally posted by purplefizz
♦

haha! what in the woooorrllldd????!?

you guys crack me up. ♦

weeeeeennnnndy!!! ♦

we want, or rather, i want nurses!! pretty cutie nurses!! ahahahahaha

Originally posted by dwyt84
clubs = plenty of girlfriend material ♦

hmmm, you did not answer my question. is that from experience? ahahaha

or should i ask your fiance' (or maybe wife now?) what made her girlfriend material from the club?

ahahahaha