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Chewbaccak
Inscrit : 07.03.2008
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quiks3817 : you play any MTT ?
surasuri : no, i lose quick enough doing hu
quiks3817 : i think you would do just fine
surasuri : thanks
JHoWn (observer) : surasuri i can lend you money one more time if you lose this one


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dagodr
Inscrit : 19.02.2007
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Message original de Chewbaccak

quiks3817 : you play any MTT ?
surasuri : no, i lose quick enough doing hu
quiks3817 : i think you would do just fine
surasuri : thanks
JHoWn (observer) : surasuri i can lend you money one more time if you lose this one

ahah :D

:heart:


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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Une table micro stake de Stars :

Giorgiof77: soo, nobody plays poker for living?
Urgefan10: phil ivey does
Giorgiof77: where does he live?

tough table imo


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Une table micro stake de Stars :

Giorgiof77: soo, nobody plays poker for living?
Urgefan10: phil ivey does
Giorgiof77: where does he live?

tough table imo

what what, in the bold
what what, in the bold
I said what what, in the bold
You wanna do it in my bold, in my bold ?
Let's do it in the bold, ok !


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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Message original de Sedeete
what what, in the bold
what what, in the bold
I said what what, in the bold
You wanna do it in my bold, in my bold ?
Let's do it in the bold, ok !


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kaytor
Inscrit : 12.11.2008
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Pour bien comprendre : Je raise à 4BB avec A9s au cutoff (6handed), le mec en big blind me reraise all in mais j'ai moins de la moitié de ce que j'ai déjà mit pour call et j'ai encore le double de jetons derrière donc je call. Il avait AJs et je flop un brelan de 9.

Voilà la floppée d'insulte qui s'en suit...

Dealer: merla888 has three of a kind, Nines
Dealer: g3r4rd0x has a pair of Nines
g3r4rd0x: *ing idiot
Dealer: Game #22839826183: merla888 wins pot (3410) with three of a kind, Nines
Dealer: g3r4rd0x finished the tournament in 6th place
g3r4rd0x [observer]: man u r a
*ing moron
g3r4rd0x [observer]: overraising and calling
g3r4rd0x [observer]: *ing donk
g3r4rd0x [observer]: mother
*er
g3r4rd0x [observer]: idiot player
Dealer: E-Nice 157, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
merla888: i didn't overraise
g3r4rd0x [observer]: *ing *
Dealer: Game #22839838555: croadco wins pot (200)
g3r4rd0x [observer]: u r a
*ing noob
g3r4rd0x [observer]: ***
merla888: 4bb is normal raise
g3r4rd0x [observer]:
*ing idiot
croadco: pretty normal
g3r4rd0x [observer]: r ur parents brother and sister'
merla888: then i called because I'd already put more in than what i had to call
g3r4rd0x [observer]: *ing ****
g3r4rd0x [observer]: idiot
croadco: learn to loose hombre

Ca fait toujours plaisir...


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QnS1086
Inscrit : 05.09.2008
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sit&go 18 joueurs: je suis en mode push&fold

Je push AA et un mec me call avec Q10s:

Croupier: Djordje 123 a une paire de Dix
Croupier: GeeX86 a une paire de As
Croupier: Partie #24135829326 : GeeX86 gagne le pot (3075) avec une paire de As
Croupier: Félicitations ! Vous avez atteint la table finale.
Djordje 123: idiot
GeeX86: me??
Djordje 123: yepp
GeeX86: why not you? :)
Djordje 123: why lol
Croupier: Partie #24135846621 : e@pop77 gagne le pot (300)
Tommyl25: true
Tommyl25: all in with the aces
Croupier: Fischtschen a deux paires, Rois et Six
Croupier: mire39 a deux paires, Rois et Six - Dame kicker
Croupier: Partie #24135858073 : mire39 gagne le pot (2235) avec deux paires, Rois et Six
Croupier: Fischtschen a fini le tournoi en 9e position.
GeeX86: calling with Q10 lol


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kaytor
Inscrit : 12.11.2008
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LOL sympa ! se faire traiter d'idiot pour avoir push les As !


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Un gars m'engueule car j'ai gagné contre lui sur une quinte servie au flop. J'avais 9-6 et sur le flop 8-7-5.

Il me traite de mauvaise joueuse, qu'on ne suit pas avec 9-6. L'idiot, j'étais BB et il a juste limpé je ne sais plus quelle main (une paire je crois) :D


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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sandyparis : je vais faire pipi


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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durrr10: how long it take u to get that bronze star?


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Satellite pour un mini Ftops un joueur vient de se faire sortir sur un bad beat.

BlackVip1543 (Observer): idiot!
BlackVip1543 (Observer): how can you call my all-in??
Dealer: Danb335 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Danb335 has 15 seconds left to act
Danb335: by pressing the button dope


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Je viens de relire ce topic, y'a des trucs énormes. :heart:


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toxone13
Inscrit : 18.04.2009
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Deux mec all-in PF KKvsTT, le TT touche un T sur la river:

#1: I think I got lucky there!
#2: FU
#1: I love you too.


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Creasy78
Inscrit : 10.11.2007
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Message original de toxone13
Deux mec all-in PF KKvsTT, le TT touche un T sur la river:

#1: I think I got lucky there!
#2: FU
#1: I love you too.

excellent^^


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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Je viens de suckout un type AJ vs AQ, et j'me sentais d'humeur débile, je devenais fou tellement je rigolais devant mon PC :

sardonicus 4 said, "evry f king time"
sardonicus 4 said, "i always get in ahead"
sardonicus 4 said, "and the usual happens"
G-Tan Zil said, "u weren't ahead"
G-Tan Zil said, "did u see who won the hand ?"
LCHSFBALLER: AQ to Aj not ahead?!? LMAO
LCHSFBALLER: the ppl that play here...
G-Tan Zil: who won ?
G-Tan Zil: did AQ wins ? i didn' see that
sardonicus 4 [observer]: f offpolish c unt
LCHSFBALLER: you won cuz you got lucky.. apparently u didnt see that
G-Tan Zil: i'm not lucky
G-Tan Zil: it's 50/50
sardonicus 4 [observer]: 9 10 waht a wanky call
LCHSFBALLER: ur an idiot G tan
LCHSFBALLER: 50/50!?!?
G-Tan Zil: he can win with a Q, i win with a J
G-Tan Zil: 50/50
LCHSFBALLER: you're intelligent
G-Tan Zil: indeed
sardonicus 4 [observer]: g tan your a moron
Sedeete [observer]: ahaha
Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron
sardonicus 4 [observer]: u dont even know what a dominated hand is
G-Tan Zil: u see were you where wrong ?
NeLoZaure444 [observer]: *ING ATARDED
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 200/400 ante 80
LCHSFBALLER: just shut up while u have some dignity left
G-Tan Zil: sardonicus
* even lchSBALLER agreeds with me
sardonicus 4 [observer]: no he doesnt fool
LCHSFBALLER: if u don tknow that a Q is higher than a J than u should hit up 2nd grade again
G-Tan Zil: he said i was intelligent
LCHSFBALLER: there u can learn to sense some sarcasm too
sardonicus 4 [observer]: u were about 23 5 in that hand
sardonicus 4 [observer]: 23 %
G-Tan Zil: wut are u talking about ?
G-Tan Zil: he had AQ i had AJ
G-Tan Zil: we have the same odds to hit our cards
animos1: lol
LCHSFBALLER: he doesnt have to hit nething to win u dumb ***
G-Tan Zil: of course yes
LCHSFBALLER: just stop talking
G-Tan Zil: he didn't have a made hand
LCHSFBALLER: everyone here now knows ur an idiot
animos1: wow
animos1: just wow
G-Tan Zil: u guys dunno wut our babbling about
G-Tan Zil: i got the chips


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Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron

QFT !


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iesnbold
Inscrit : 28.12.2007
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Message original de Sedeete

Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron

GFT !

QFT !


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Message original de iesnbold

Message original de Sedeete

Sedeete [observer]: g tan is a moron

GFT !

QFT !

fu


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Guillaume
Inscrit : 20.01.2006
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tepop84: g_bandini (c'est moi), you are probably the
best bot on this site


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