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BUBBLE BOY SUR 2 MTT SAT
400€ EN TICKETS QUE JE GAGNE PAS MERCI RIGGITUDE

voilà, beaucoup mieux.

Une journée ordinaire à poissland....

Texas Hold'em 10-20 , round #T5-47676791-3
Table Table #3, 28 10 2011 19:34 PM, no limit

Seat 1: youlix30 [xx] start money: 1490, bet: 0, lost: 0
Seat 3: finfrancky2a [xx] start money: 1470, bet: 0, lost: 0
Seat 4: Northmann [4c, Tc] start money: 1830, bet: 1500, won: 1740
Seat 5: mastering [9h, 9s] start money: 1500, bet: 1500, lost: -1500
Seat 6: JOHNAS [xx] start money: 1500, bet: 0, lost: 0
Seat 7: FLEURS31 [xx] start money: 1570, bet: 0, lost: 0
Seat 8: x_lefty [xx] start money: 1180, bet: 0, lost: 0
Seat 9: BOB L EPONGE [xx] start money: 1480, bet: 120, lost: -120
Seat 10: Coeur2Breizh [xx] start money: 1480, bet: 120, lost: -120

ANTES/BLINDS
Northmann posts small blind (10), mastering posts big blind (20),

PRE-FLOP
finfrancky2a disconnected, JOHNAS folds, FLEURS31 folds, x_lefty folds, BOB L EPONGE calls 20, Coeur2Breizh calls 20, youlix30 folds, finfrancky2a folds, Northmann calls 20, mastering raises to 120, BOB L EPONGE calls 120, Coeur2Breizh calls 120, Northmann calls 120.

FLOP [board cards 4s, 9c, 5d]
Northmann bets 240, mastering calls 240, BOB L EPONGE folds, Coeur2Breizh folds.

TURN [board cards 4s, 9c, 5d, Qc]
Northmann bets 480, mastering raises to 1140 and is all-in, Northmann calls 1140.

SHOWDOWN
mastering shows [9h, 9s], Northmann shows [4c, Tc], Northmann won 3240.

lui il les gagne ses 60/40....

Poker Stars $4937+$63 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 1498482
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

FisFarfar (BTN/SB): t1080 36 BBs
Nevergivveup (BB): t1920 64 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45)
FisFarfar raises to t60, Nevergivveup raises to t1920 all in, FisFarfar calls t1020 all in

Flop: (t2160) Q♥ 2♠ T♠ (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2160) 4♣ (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2160) 6♠ (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2160
FisFarfar shows Q♣ A♦ (a pair of Queens)
Nevergivveup shows 9♣ 6♣ (a pair of Sixes)
FisFarfar wins t2160

ses 70/30 aussi...et voilà 5K$ in ze pocket....easy poker....

Poker Stars $4937+$63 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 1498484
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

FisFarfar (BB): t1735 28.92 BBs
Nevergivveup (BTN/SB): t1265 21.08 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90)
Nevergivveup raises to t1265 all in, FisFarfar calls t1205

Flop: (t2530) 8♥ J♦ 7♣ (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2530) T♥ (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2530) Q♠ (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2530
FisFarfar shows J♣ A♥ (a pair of Jacks)
Nevergivveup shows 4♥ A♠ (high card Ace)
FisFarfar wins t2530

-11 caves today !!! ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil:

Génial pour le dernier jours....putain de pute de jeu d'enc !!! ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil:

GO NL200 ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil:

allez parti pour le big one: AQ qui perds contre AJ: double rebuy, A9 qui perd contre 9T: double rebuy, TT qui perds contre A5: double rebuy, pokerstars à l'oeuvre

Bref 10 balles foutu en l'air, la soirée commence bien

J'enchaine sur un turbo chattard à 5euro

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $300(BB) Replayer
SB ($11,285)
BB ($7,169)
UTG ($4,395)
UTG+1 ($19,605)
UTG+2 ($726)
MP1 ($2,634)
Hero ($11,020)
BTN ($15,119)

Dealt to Hero 3♥ 3♦

UTG calls $300, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $300, BTN calls $300, SB raises to $600, fold, UTG calls $300, Hero calls $300, BTN calls $300

FLOP ($3,020) 9♥ Q♥ Q♠

SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($3,020) 9♥ Q♥ Q♠ 3♣

SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $1,500, BTN calls $1,500, SB folds, UTG calls $1,500

RIVER ($7,520) 9♥ Q♥ Q♠ 3♣ 2♠

UTG checks, Hero bets $5,000, BTN folds, UTG calls $2,255 (AI)

Hero shows 3♥ 3♦
(Pre 49%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG shows Q♣ 9♣
(Pre 51%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 97.7%)

UTG wins $12,030

Donkey j'ai envie de t'exploser. Je pouvais meme pas raise preflop telement isl sont mauvais à me caler avc rien

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $400(BB) Replayer
SB ($5,488)
Hero ($6,475)
UTG ($21,694)
UTG+1 ($13,829)
UTG+2 ($10,495)
MP1 ($8,401)
CO ($11,044)
BTN ($18,815)

Dealt to Hero J♦ K♣

fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $400, CO calls $400, fold, SB calls $200, Hero checks

FLOP ($2,000) 8♣ K♦ 8♦

SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $800, CO calls $800, SB calls $800, Hero calls $800

TURN ($5,200) 8♣ K♦ 8♦ 4♠

SB bets $800, Hero calls $800, MP1 folds, CO calls $800

RIVER ($7,600) 8♣ K♦ 8♦ 4♠ 6♦

SB bets $2,000, Hero folds, CO raises to $4,000, SB calls $1,438 (AI)

SB shows A♠ K♠
(Pre 63%, Flop 65.1%, Turn 79.5%)

CO shows T♦ 7♦
(Pre 37%, Flop 34.9%, Turn 20.5%)

CO wins $14,476

Le sale coup que Stars voulais me faire subir huresent j'avais senti le danger

Et pour clore ce magnifique mtt ( comme pratiquement tous mes 150 derniers MTT)
j'ai AA 16bb, un limp d'un mec avc 10bb de tapis, je veux le pieger en juste surrelancant 3.2bb, manque de bol j'arirve pas à miser je stresse car la jauge temps est presque écoulé , je min raise finalement pr pas folder AA preflop ,( en fait c'étais mon clavier numérique désactivé pfff), les deux blind et le imper me callent, joli isolation pfff , fop K83 deux carreaux le limper push, je le call, le sb aussi derrière, j'en ai marre POKERSTARS RIGGED (ça c pour google, faut que ça ressorte)

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $700(BB) Replayer
SB ($28,251)
BB ($64,081)
UTG ($15,487)
UTG+1 ($20,535)
UTG+2 ($6,433)
MP1 ($12,491)
Hero ($10,495)
CO ($17,632)
BTN ($8,264)

Dealt to Hero A♦ A♠

fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $700, Hero raises to $1,400, fold, fold, SB calls $1,050, BB calls $700, MP1 calls $700

FLOP ($6,365) K♦ 8♦ 5♣

SB checks, BB bets $700, MP1 raises to $11,006 (AI), Hero calls $9,010 (AI), SB raises to $26,766 (AI), BB folds

TURN ($38,087) K♦ 8♦ 5♣ 9♥

RIVER ($38,087) K♦ 8♦ 5♣ 9♥ J♣

MP1 shows 5♥ 5♠
(Pre 17%, Flop 70.4%, Turn 85.7%)

Hero shows A♦ A♠
(Pre 68%, Flop 13.0%, Turn 4.8%)

SB shows 8♥ K♥
(Pre 15%, Flop 16.6%, Turn 9.5%)

MP1 wins $38,087

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($18.97)
BB ($5.20)
UTG ($10.30)
CO ($6.40)
Hero ($10.91)

Dealt to Hero 4♦ 4♣

fold, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, fold, fold, CO calls $0.40

FLOP ($1.15) 4♠ K♥ 9♥

CO checks, Hero bets $0.80, CO calls $0.80

TURN ($2.75) 4♠ K♥ 9♥ 9♠

CO checks, Hero bets $1.20, CO calls $1.20

RIVER ($5.15) 4♠ K♥ 9♥ 9♠ A♥

CO checks, Hero bets $2, CO raises to $3.90 (AI), Hero calls $1.90

Hero shows 4♦ 4♣
(Pre 51%, Flop 83.2%, Turn 2.3%)

CO shows K♣ 9♣
(Pre 49%, Flop 16.8%, Turn 97.7%)

CO wins $12.11

Ral le bol comme ca depuis 10k hands

bet beaucoup plus fort turn et river

Turn je bet pas fort pour si il est sur un tirage qu'il call et rivers en effet je ne sais pas pourquoi ke ne mise pas direct sont tapis

Je craque un peu là ^^

ouch...fini les mtt ?

non mais j'en jouerai beaucoup moins à l'avenir

WTF ...

T'as essayé de faire des SR de cette chute ?
Comprendre si c'est purement variance et compagnie ou autre chose ?

TiGrOu.

J'ai du spew entre 2 et 3K le reste c'est vraiment standard. J'ai du aussi louper pas mal de spots de bluff en abandonnant trop facilement postflop
J'ai commencé le down en faisant un call vraiment horrible en NL1K, complètement déconcentré au moment de la main ça m'a fait faire n'importe quoi.

Hier j'ai réussi à faire -2K sur une table de PLO200. Un petit échantillon :

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
HoldemManager
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($195)
UTG+1 ($434)
morgias (CO) ($200)
BTN ($87.07)
SB ($202)
BB ($87.66)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 6 players) morgias is CO 8♣ J♦ J♠ 9♦
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, morgias raises to $10, 3 folds, UTG calls $8, UTG+1 calls $8

Flop: 6♦ 7♦ T♠ ($33, 3 players)
UTG bets $30.80, UTG folds, morgias raises to $123, UTG goes all-in $185, morgias calls $62.61

Turn: 4♥ ($403, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 4♦ ($403, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $403
UTG shows
K♣ 4♣ 5♠ T♦
morgias shows
8♣ J♦ J♠ 9♦

UTG wins $400 (net +$205)

morgias collects $0.61 (net -$195)
UTG+1 lost $10

Oh putain ! On arrive pas trop à savoir si le gars joue sa TP ou l'idiot end de son oesd...
C'est que de la chatte le omaha t'facon.

Pourquoi tu te fais du mal en CG? Joue des MTT -.-

Allez, je vous poste une jolie main, jouée il y a 1/2h...

sans commentaire...

Holdem no limit Tournament (0,45€ + 0,05€)
Winamax Poker - 3 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
BTN (2364)
SB (7046)
BB - Hero (5590)

Blinds: 40/80

Preflop: (120, 3 players) Hero is BB with K:s A:s
BTN raises to 280, SB raises to 7046 (all-in), Hero calls 5510 (all-in), BTN calls 2084 (all-in)

Flop: K:d 7:c 5:d (15000, 3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: K:c (15000, 3 players, 3 all-in)

River: A:h (15000, 3 players, 3 all-in)

Total Pot : 15000
BTN shows 9:d 9:c (Two pairs : Kings and 9)
Hero shows K:s A:s (Full of Kings and Aces)
SB shows A:c A:d (Full of Aces and Kings)

SB wins 15000 from pot

worst day ever ♠_cool:, down de 13K5 maintenant

Message original de Morgias
worst day ever ♠_cool:, down de 13K5 maintenant

sick + que mes gains lifetime

@Morgias, sick worst day ever !