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Le ptit 80/20 quotidien [vilain : 61/23/8.3]

Party, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

Hero (BTN): $25.06 (100.2 bb)
SB: $28.62 (114.5 bb)
MP: $33.15 (132.6 bb)
UTG: $7.56 (30.2 bb)
BB: $25.99 (104 bb)
CO: $18.48 (73.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A♦ A♥
UTG calls $0.25, MP folds, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.75, SB folds, BB calls $1.50, UTG folds, CO calls $1.50

Flop: ($5.60) 3♣ T♦ Q♠ (3 players)
BB bets $2.61, CO folds, Hero raises to $10.25, BB raises to $24.24 and is all-in, Hero calls $13.06

Turn: ($52.22) J♠ (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($52.22) Q♣ (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $52.22 pot ($3.48 rake)
Final Board: 3♣ T♦ Q♠ J♠ Q♣
Hero showed A♦ A♥ and lost (-$25.06 net)
BB showed K♥ Q♥ and won $48.74 ($23.68 net)
CO mucked and lost (-$1.75 net)

la petite lecon d'un pokerstratege quotidienne:

NL Holdem $800(BB)
SB ($42,450)
BB ($4,530)
UTG ($8,160)
UTG+1 ($22,083)
Hero ($9,480)
MP1 ($4,710)
MP2 ($47,760)
CO ($6,445)
BTN ($20,061)

MP2 antes $25
Hero antes $25
SB antes $25
BB antes $25
UTG+1 antes $25
MP1 antes $25
CO antes $25
UTG antes $25
BTN antes $25

Dealt to Hero K♥ K♠

UTG raises to $8,135 (AI), fold, Hero raises to $9,455 (AI), fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $20,036 (AI), fold, fold

FLOP ($28,470) 8♦ 7♦ K♦

TURN ($28,470) 8♦ 7♦ K♦ 2♣

RIVER ($28,470) 8♦ 7♦ K♦ 2♣ T♦

BTN shows A♥ Q♦
(Pre 17%, Flop 1.0%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows A♦ 8♥
(Pre 9%, Flop 26.4%, Turn 16.7%)

Hero shows K♥ K♠
(Pre 74%, Flop 72.6%, Turn 83.3%)

BTN wins $2,640
UTG wins $25,830

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
SB ($438)
Hero ($491)
UTG ($80.54)
CO ($873)
BTN ($586)

Dealt to Hero A♣ 8♠

fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $14, Hero calls $10

FLOP ($28) 6♣ 5♦ 2♣

SB bets $22.51, Hero raises to $60, SB calls $37.49

TURN ($148) 6♣ 5♦ 2♣ 4♥

SB checks, Hero bets $95.70, SB raises to $364 (AI), Hero calls $268

RIVER ($876) 6♣ 5♦ 2♣ 4♥ 5♥

SB shows A♠ 3♣
(Pre 34%, Flop 26.6%, Turn 87.5%)

Hero shows A♣ 8♠
(Pre 66%, Flop 73.4%, Turn 12.5%)

SB wins $873

Persuadé que le board est 2345....

LoL

"Persuadé que le board est 2345....

LoL "

j ai le même problème parfois , heureusement pas à ta limite lol

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($13.34)
Hero ($12.63)
UTG ($18.20)
UTG+1 ($11.25)
CO ($7.75)
BTN ($20.87)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♠

UTG raises to $0.20, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.70, UTG raises to $2.90, UTG+1 calls $2.40, Hero raises to $5.70, UTG raises to $8.50, UTG+1 raises to $11.25 (AI), Hero raises to $12.63 (AI), UTG calls $4.13

FLOP ($36.56) 9♣ 6♦ 4♣

TURN ($36.56) 9♣ 6♦ 4♣ 5♠

RIVER ($36.56) 9♣ 6♦ 4♣ 5♠ 8♣

Hero shows A♥ A♠
(Pre 82%, Flop 89.9%, Turn 81.0%)

UTG shows K♦ 7♦
(Pre 14%, Flop 10.0%, Turn 19.0%)

UTG+1 shows K♠ A♦
(Pre 4%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG wins $34.18

comment bust d'un sat en 2 coups, le 1er se passe de commentaire^^...

Holdem no limit Tournament (45€ + 5€)
Winamax Poker - 6 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - Garriapa (10746)
MP - Eagle51 (24143)
CO - ViaNotte_2a (18735)
BTN - Hero (22758)
SB - 22adrien22 (3305)
BB - Arshmarvin62 (13885)

Blinds: 100/200 (+ Ante 20)

Preflop: (420, 6 players) Hero is BTN with A:h A:c
Garriapa raises to 500, 2 folds, Hero calls 500, 1 fold, Arshmarvin62 calls 300

Flop: 3:c 9:c 7:d (1720, 3 players)
Arshmarvin62 bets 860, Garriapa calls 860, Hero raises to 2580, 1 fold, Garriapa calls 1720

Turn: K:s (7740, 2 players)
Garriapa bets 7646 (all-in), Hero calls 7646

River: T:h (23032, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 23032
Hero shows A:h A:c (One pair : Aces)
Garriapa shows J:d Q:c (Straight King high)

Garriapa wins 23032 from pot

Holdem no limit Tournament (45€ + 5€)
Winamax Poker - 5 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - Garriapa (18874)
CO - Eagle51 (27449)
BTN - ViaNotte_2a (16437)
SB - Hero (16955)
BB - Arshmarvin62 (13857)

Blinds: 125/250 (+ Ante 25)

Preflop: (500, 5 players) Hero is SB with 5:s 5:h
Garriapa raises to 625, 2 folds, Hero calls 500, 1 fold

Flop: 2:d J:d J:s (1625, 2 players)
Hero checks, Garriapa bets 500, Hero calls 500

Turn: 5:c (2625, 2 players)
Hero checks, Garriapa bets 2625, Hero calls 2625

River: K:c (7875, 2 players)
Hero checks, Garriapa bets 5906, Hero raises to 13180 (all-in), Garriapa raises to 15099 (all-in)

Total Pot : 36154
Hero shows 5:s 5:h (Full of 5 and Jacks)
Garriapa shows K:s J:c (Full of Jacks and Kings)

Garriapa wins 36154 from pot

Mais quel talent un ticket vraiment mérité !

la frustration on connais ; il y en a une (Immotep) sur Barrière qui m'a fait ça hier toute la soirée et le pire c'est que chaque fois ça passe !!!!

Elle paye des relance avec J7, envoie le tapis preflop avec 64 !!!! K8; toujours derrière et ça passe, si elle "represente" PokerStrategy lors des WSOP (event59) LAS VEGAS.... vous avez un serrieux souci d'immage...

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rigged j vous dit

PokerStars - €0.90+€0.10|50/100 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP+1: 10,000.00
LP: 28,891.00
CO: 7,480.00
BTN: 13,860.00
SB: 31,675.00
BB: 10,591.00
UTG: 24,275.00
Hero (UTG+1): 7,120.00
MP: 9,660.00

MP+1 posts ante 10.00, LP posts ante 10.00, CO posts ante 10.00, BTN posts ante 10.00, SB posts ante 10.00, BB posts ante 10.00, UTG posts ante 10.00, Hero posts ante 10.00, MP posts ante 10.00, SB posts SB 50.00, BB posts BB 100.00

Pre Flop: (240.00) Hero has K♣ A♠

fold, Hero raises to 245.00, fold, MP+1 calls 245.00, LP calls 245.00, CO calls 245.00, fold, SB raises to 31,665.00 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 6,865.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (15145.00, 2 players) 3♦ 8♥ A♦

Turn: (15145.00, 2 players) T♦

River: (15145.00, 2 players) 6♦

SB shows A♥ K♦ (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 50%, Flop 52%, Turn 60%)
Hero shows K♣ A♠ (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 50%, Flop 48%, Turn 40%)
SB wins 15,145.00

PokerStars Hand #79576002988: Hold'em No Limit ($0.08/$0.16 USD) - 2012/04/28 10:31:49 ET
Table 'Manto' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: DJ Bin ($12.91 in chips)
Seat 2: RobertJShaw ($16.99 in chips)
Seat 3: TF_Gumby ($11.36 in chips)
Seat 4: smØke ($16.85 in chips)
Seat 5: tv_prg ($23.49 in chips)
Seat 6: 5oK5oK5oK ($16 in chips)
5oK5oK5oK: posts small blind $0.08
DJ Bin: posts big blind $0.16
HOLE CARDS
Dealt to DJ Bin [Ts Qs]
RobertJShaw: folds
TF_Gumby: folds
smØke: raises $0.16 to $0.32
tv_prg: raises $1.12 to $1.44
5oK5oK5oK: folds
DJ Bin: calls $1.28
smØke: calls $1.12
FLOP [8h 9s Jd]
DJ Bin: checks
smØke: checks
tv_prg: bets $4.20
DJ Bin: raises $7.27 to $11.47 and is all-in
smØke: folds
tv_prg: calls $7.27
TURN [8h 9s Jd] [Ac]
RIVER [8h 9s Jd Ac] [8c]
SHOW DOWN
DJ Bin: shows [Ts Qs] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
tv_prg: shows [Ad Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
tv_prg collected $26.11 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot $27.34 | Rake $1.23
Board [8h 9s Jd Ac 8c]
Seat 1: DJ Bin (big blind) showed [Ts Qs] and lost with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: RobertJShaw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TF_Gumby folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: smØke folded on the Flop
Seat 5: tv_prg (button) showed [Ad Ah] and won ($26.11) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 6: 5oK5oK5oK (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars - €1.80+€0.20|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

LP: 10,900.00
Hero (CO): 5,675.00
BTN: 32,542.00
SB: 14,866.00
BB: 7,694.00
UTG: 1,105.00
UTG+1: 23,040.00
MP: 9,767.00
MP+1: 3,083.00

LP posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, BTN posts ante 25.00, SB posts ante 25.00, BB posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, UTG+1 posts ante 25.00, MP posts ante 25.00, MP+1 posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 100.00, BB posts BB 200.00

Pre Flop: (525.00) Hero has 5♦ 5♥

fold, UTG+1 calls 200.00, MP raises to 600.00, fold, fold, Hero calls 600.00, fold, SB calls 500.00, fold, UTG+1 calls 400.00

Flop: (2825.00, 4 players) 5♣ 9♠ A♣
SB bets 800.00, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2,191.00, SB raises to 5,400.00, Hero calls 2,859.00 and is all-in

Turn: (12925.00, 2 players) A♦

River: (12925.00, 2 players) 7♣

SB shows 7♠ A♠ (Full House, Aces full of Sevens) (Pre 47%, Flop 7%, Turn 16%)
Hero shows 5♦ 5♥ (Full House, Fives full of Aces) (Pre 53%, Flop 93%, Turn 84%)
SB wins 12,925.00

-Bonjour Mme LaChatte, ce serait pour une livraison pour ce soir : vers 20h ce sera parfait !

Merci d'avance

Message original de aleceiffel
-Bonjour Mme LaChatte, ce serait pour une livraison pour ce soir : vers 20h ce sera parfait !

Merci d'avance

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La courbe de rakeback n'augmente pas?

si un peu

Ouai morgias te plain pas d'être 15k under EV, tu as du rakeback allo lol

Bordel, mais pourquoi j'ai pas lead turn ou flop, fucking cerveau en mousse qui me fait clicer tro pvite

(non je 3bet pas preflop )

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($452.60)
CO ($319.50)
BTN ($200)
Falber (SB) ($244.15)
BB ($152.40)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 5 players) Falber is SB A♦ A♣
1 fold, CO raises to $6, 1 fold, Falber calls $5, BB calls $4

Flop: 10:diamond: 7♣ 3♣ ($18, 3 players)
Falber checks, BB checks, CO bets $10, Falber calls $10, BB calls $10

Turn: 5♠ ($48, 3 players)
Falber checks, BB checks, CO checks

River: 3♦ ($48, 3 players)
Falber bets $36, BB calls $36, CO folds

Final Pot: $120
Falber shows
A♦ A♣
BB shows
3♠ 4♣

BB wins $117 (net +$65)

CO lost $16
Falber lost $52

Comment tu peux call préflop avec un fish en Sb ?!?!? Tu donnes un peu le bâton pour te faire battre !