Thread des pleureuses.

$10/$20 Pot Limit Holdem
iPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($3,516) 176bb
CO ($1,910) 96bb
BTN ($3,481) 174bb
SB ($2,445) 122bb
wrng (BB) ($2,127) 106bb

Pre-Flop: ($30, 5 players) wrng is BB A♠ K♥
1 fold, CO calls $20, BTN calls $20, 1 fold, wrng raises to $90, CO calls $70, BTN raises to $160, wrng raises to $580, CO raises to $1,000, BTN raises to $1,600, wrng goes all-in $2,127, CO calls $910, BTN calls $527

Flop: Q♥ J♠ 2♥ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7♣ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5♦ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6,174
CO shows
J♦ 5♠
BTN shows
2♣ 8♣

CO wins $5,737 (net +$3,827)

BTN collects $434 (net -$1,693)
wrng lost $2,127

et c'est en £ -.-

C'est beau 2 riches qui jouent sur le .com !

Message original de wrng
$10/$20 Pot Limit Holdem
iPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($3,516) 176bb
CO ($1,910) 96bb
BTN ($3,481) 174bb
SB ($2,445) 122bb
wrng (BB) ($2,127) 106bb

Pre-Flop: ($30, 5 players) wrng is BB A♠ K♥
1 fold, CO calls $20, BTN calls $20, 1 fold, wrng raises to $90, CO calls $70, BTN raises to $160, wrng raises to $580, CO raises to $1,000, BTN raises to $1,600, wrng goes all-in $2,127, CO calls $910, BTN calls $527

Flop: Q♥ J♠ 2♥ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7♣ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5♦ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6,174
CO shows
J♦ 5♠
BTN shows
2♣ 8♣

CO wins $5,737 (net +$3,827)

BTN collects $434 (net -$1,693)
wrng lost $2,127

et c'est en £ -.-

pot commited

J'ai stop direct la session à cause de ce fils de putain.

Mais PUTAIN DE MERDE !!!

Devinez ce qui sort turn !

toujours winamerde de room pourrie avec son lots de winafish de meeeeeeeeeeeeeerde

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $120(BB) Replayer
SB ($2,830)
BB ($2,840)
Hero ($2,690)
UTG+1 ($5,260)
UTG+2 ($3,020)
MP1 ($23,370)
MP2 ($4,540)
CO ($4,108)
BTN ($2,880)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♠

Hero raises to $480, UTG+1 calls $480, fold, MP1 raises to $2,199, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,690 (AI), UTG+1 calls $2,210, MP1 calls $491

FLOP ($8,250) K♠ 5♦ Q♦

UTG+1 bets $2,570 (AI), MP1 calls $2,570

TURN ($13,390) K♠ 5♦ Q♦ 9♠

RIVER ($13,390) K♠ 5♦ Q♦ 9♠ 9♣

MP1 shows 7♥ 7♣
(Pre 19%, Flop 7.2%, Turn 4.8%)

Hero shows A♥ A♠
(Pre 66%, Flop 70.7%, Turn 73.8%)

UTG+1 shows J♠ 9♦
(Pre 15%, Flop 22.1%, Turn 21.4%)

UTG+1 wins $13,390

pourquoi ca m'arrive pas ailleurs?

Message original de wrng
$10/$20 Pot Limit Holdem
iPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($3,516) 176bb
CO ($1,910) 96bb
BTN ($3,481) 174bb
SB ($2,445) 122bb
wrng (BB) ($2,127) 106bb

Pre-Flop: ($30, 5 players) wrng is BB A♠ K♥
1 fold, CO calls $20, BTN calls $20, 1 fold, wrng raises to $90, CO calls $70, BTN raises to $160, wrng raises to $580, CO raises to $1,000, BTN raises to $1,600, wrng goes all-in $2,127, CO calls $910, BTN calls $527

Flop: Q♥ J♠ 2♥ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7♣ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5♦ ($6,174, 3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6,174
CO shows
J♦ 5♠
BTN shows
2♣ 8♣

CO wins $5,737 (net +$3,827)

BTN collects $434 (net -$1,693)
wrng lost $2,127

Je kiffe le min 6 bet light de BTN lol

petite journée normale...
1ere main jouée
Hero ($2,970)
CO ($5,670) 85/8

Dealt to Hero Q♦ Q♣

fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,970 (AI), fold, fold, fold, CO calls $2,970, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($5,970) K♠ A♦ J♣

TURN ($5,970) K♠ A♦ J♣ 4♠

RIVER ($5,970) K♠ A♦ J♣ 4♠ 8♥

Hero shows Q♦ Q♣
(Pre 82%, Flop 21.7%, Turn 13.6%)

CO shows J♦ J♥
(Pre 18%, Flop 78.3%, Turn 86.4%)

CO wins $5,970

UTG+1 ($3,755) 60/20
Hero ($2,920)
1ere main jouée
Dealt to Hero A♠ A♦

UTG calls $40, UTG+1 raises to $1,080, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,920 (AI), fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $1,840

FLOP ($5,940) 7♦ 4♠ K♥

TURN ($5,940) 7♦ 4♠ K♥ 8♥

RIVER ($5,940) 7♦ 4♠ K♥ 8♥ 3♦

UTG+1 shows K♣ K♠
(Pre 18%, Flop 91.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows A♠ A♦
(Pre 82%, Flop 8.6%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG+1 wins $5,940

et le bouquet, le petit du soir
1ere main jouée:

Stacks:
MP2 hero (3,000) 20bb
SB Player2 (1,540) 10bb 50/25

Blinds: 75/150

Pre-Flop: (225, 8 players) hero is MP2 J♥ J♦
1 fold, Player5 calls 150, 1 fold, hero goes all-in 3,000, 2 folds, Player2 calls 1,465, 1 fold, Player5 folds

Flop: 5♣ 3♣ 7♣ (3,380, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: Q♦ (3,380, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: A♥ (3,380, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 3,380
Player2 shows
A♦ 6♣

Player2 wins 3,380 (net +1,840)

hero collects 2,920 (net -80)
Player5 lost 150

et la main suivante avant de se refroidir:

UTG ($8,995) 100/0 4h
Hero ($1,460)

Dealt to Hero A♦ K♦

UTG calls $200, fold, Hero raises to $1,440 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $1,240

FLOP ($3,360) 3♥ T♠ 8♥

TURN ($3,360) 3♥ T♠ 8♥ 2♠

RIVER ($3,360) 3♥ T♠ 8♥ 2♠ 6♦

UTG shows A♠ 6♥
(Pre 24%, Flop 19.5%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero shows A♦ K♦
(Pre 76%, Flop 80.5%, Turn 93.2%)

UTG wins $3,360

y'a franchement des fois ou ce putain de jeu a fish me fait royal chier.

Je voulais brag, mais j'ai pas trouvé le thread pour ça

Alors je la poste ici, tiens.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.5 Tournament, 75/150 Blinds (4 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://flopturnriver.com/

Hero (SB) (t1,007)
BB (t1,760)
UTG (t3,431)
Button (t2,802)

Hero's M: 4.48

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t1,007 (All-In), BB calls t857

Flop: (t2,014) 6, 6, J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2,014) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2,014) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2,014

Results below:
Hero had A, Q (straight, Ace high).
BB had 6, A (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won t2,014

35000 mains dans mon tracker (de merde soit dit en passant:xeester)
a 33000 mains j'etais content de voir 27bb/100 c cool
ajd j'ai 35000 mains et mon winrate est descendu a 16bb/100
depuis une semaine j ai PAS UNE SEULE MAIN qui tient TP brelans quintes couleurs et fulls
j'ai TPTK? vilain a bien evidemment suivi mes 3 barrels avec sa bottom paire pour trouver DP

tiens un brelan de 5 sur K65 et vilain bet pot cool!tapis!payé par AA cool!!ho non vilain n2 a T4 -250bb
cool un brelan de Q! ho non vilain a KK et 2 piques plus tard je m'allège de 150bb
vilain cave a 50bb relance a 8bb?allez j'ai KK tapis! payé par 92 flop 92xxx
KK au bouton ho non je vais me faire suck out !!pfiouuu tt le monde a foldé ouf!+1,5bb
tiens un reg raise au bouton j'ai AJs bon jte 3bet.payé flop Jhi je cb il raise a tapis je paye il a TT cool! turn T allez bye(j ai cb mipot ptet qu'il a cru a un bluff)-100bb

vilain fait tapis pour la 5e fois en 15 mains j ai AQs au bouton je suis sur kil a moins bien mais qu'il va gagner pas grave j ai deja tellement perdu cette semaine que jsuis plus a ca pres il a A7
cool un A au flop ho non un 7 a la turn -60bb
bon c pas grave c pas comme si c'etait la 25e cave que je perd d'affilée

je vais finir la soirée ,je vais me mettre sur une table et faire pareil que les vilains qui me destaquent ,je vais jouer 100% de mes mains et relancer 0%comme ca a moi les trips de 4,les full au 2 par les 8 et les DP J5!
quelque chose me dit que je vais bouffer du reg mouahahahahaaaaarrrrgh!!!!!!

Et c'est systématique dans la grande majorité des SNG que je joue....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.5 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (4 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com/

SB (t1,876)
Hero (BB) (t1,063)
UTG (t4,204)
Button (t1,857)

Hero's M: 7.09

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, J
UTG raises to t4,204 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls t963 (All-In)

Flop: (t2,176) 3, 6, 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t2,176) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t2,176) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t2,176

Results below:
Hero had J, J (one pair, Jacks).
UTG had 7, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: UTG won t2,176

Aujourd'hui j'ai battu un record, 4 fois je full vs carré... So sick quand tu penses que sur un echantillon de 25k mains j'ai eu que 2 carrés

iPoker - €4.50+€0.50|<> NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 31.77 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
MP+1: 42.65 BB (VPIP: 23.40, PFR: 8.89, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 48)
CO: 11.8 BB (VPIP: 18.75, PFR: 11.29, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 65)
BTN: 66.47 BB (VPIP: 23.40, PFR: 12.37, 3Bet Preflop: 5.56, Hands: 192)
SB: 17.79 BB (VPIP: 29.03, PFR: 20.16, 3Bet Preflop: 6.12, Hands: 125)
Hero (BB): 15.03 BB
UTG: 19.19 BB (VPIP: 28.57, PFR: 19.05, 3Bet Preflop: 22.22, Hands: 21)
UTG+1: 13.59 BB (VPIP: 15.61, PFR: 3.06, 3Bet Preflop: 2.13, Hands: 238)

8 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.5 BB) Hero has A♠ T♥

fold, fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 14.91 BB and is all-in, MP calls 11.91 BB

Flop: (31.32 BB, 2 players) 4♠ 8♦ 4♣

Turn: (31.32 BB, 2 players) 3♠

River: (31.32 BB, 2 players) 7♠

MP shows K♥ 3♦ (Two Pair, Fours and Threes) (Pre 35%, Flop 22%, Turn 80%)
Hero mucks A♠ T♥ (One Pair, Fours) (Pre 65%, Flop 78%, Turn 20%)
MP wins 31.32 BB

iPoker - €9.00+€1.00|<> NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+1: 31.53 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
Hero (CO): 42.1 BB
BTN: 28.38 BB (VPIP: 10.34, PFR: 3.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 30)
SB: 10.91 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
BB: 21.47 BB (VPIP: 13.79, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 29)
UTG: 28.2 BB (VPIP: 24.24, PFR: 21.88, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 33)
UTG+1: 19.83 BB (VPIP: 20.69, PFR: 10.79, 3Bet Preflop: 4.65, Hands: 146)
MP: 10.6 BB (VPIP: 11.11, PFR: 11.11, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)

8 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.5 BB) Hero has K♥ K♠

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (5.5 BB, 2 players) 7♠ 9♥ 2♠
BB bets 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB

Turn: (11.5 BB, 2 players) T♣
BB bets 5.75 BB, Hero raises to 20.13 BB, BB calls 10.6 BB

River: (44.19 BB, 2 players) T♠

Hero shows K♥ K♠ (Two Pair, Kings and Tens) (Pre 82%, Flop 96%, Turn 89%)
BB shows T♦ 4♦ (Three of a Kind, Tens) (Pre 18%, Flop 4%, Turn 11%)
Hero wins 3.78 BB
BB wins 44.19 BB

Super cooler !

888 Poker - $0.90+$0.10|300/600 Ante 60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 7.64 BB (VPIP: 85.71, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
CO: 14.65 BB (VPIP: 5.56, PFR: 5.56, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
BTN: 1.13 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
SB: 31.14 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
Hero (BB): 13.13 BB

5 players post ante of 0.1 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2 BB) Hero has 2♥ 4♠

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, BTN raises to 1.03 BB, SB calls 0.53 BB, Hero calls 0.03 BB, UTG calls 0.03 BB

Flop: (4.63 BB, 4 players) 8♣ 2♣ 2♠
SB checks, Hero bets 1 BB, UTG calls 1 BB, SB calls 1 BB

Turn: (7.63 BB, 4 players) J♥
SB checks, Hero bets 3.82 BB, fold, SB raises to 14.31 BB, Hero calls 7.18 BB

River: (29.62 BB, 3 players) 4♥

BTN shows J♦ Q♣ (Two Pair, Jacks and Twos)
Main Pot [4.63 BB]: (Pre 55%, Flop 1%, Turn 5%)

SB shows 2♦ 8♦ (Full House, Twos full of Eights)
Main Pot [4.63 BB]: (Pre 25%, Flop 98%, Turn 95%)
Side Pot#1 [24.99 BB]: (Pre 69%, Flop 98%, Turn 97%)

Hero shows 2♥ 4♠ (Full House, Twos full of Fours)
Main Pot [4.63 BB]: (Pre 20%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [24.99 BB]: (Pre 31%, Flop 2%, Turn 3%)

SB wins 4.63 BB
SB wins 24.99 BB

les fish de fin de mois:
1ere main jouée dans le mtt versus daurade royal:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $20(BB) Replayer
SB ($2,660)
BB ($3,000)
UTG ($3,480)
UTG+1 ($3,000)
Hero ($3,000)
MP1 ($2,810)
MP2 ($6,120)
CO ($2,960)
BTN ($2,970)

Dealt to Hero T♣ T♥

UTG calls $20, fold, Hero raises to $80, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $3,000 (AI), fold, Hero calls $2,920 (AI)

FLOP ($6,030) Q♣ T♠ K♦

TURN ($6,030) Q♣ T♠ K♦ J♣

RIVER ($6,030) Q♣ T♠ K♦ J♣ 7♥

Hero shows T♣ T♥
(Pre 72%, Flop 86.9%, Turn 26.1%)

BB shows A♣ 7♦
(Pre 28%, Flop 13.1%, Turn 73.9%)

BB wins $6,030

1ere main jouée dans le 2eme mtt versus connard en mode all in any 2:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Replayer
BB ($3,000)
Hero ($2,970)
UTG ($9,355)
UTG+1 ($2,970)
CO ($2,705)

Dealt to Hero A♣ A♠

Hero calls $30, UTG raises to $9,355 (AI), fold, CO calls $2,705 (AI), fold, Hero calls $2,940 (AI)

FLOP ($8,675) 4♣ 2♣ 8♥

TURN ($8,675) 4♣ 2♣ 8♥ 6♥

RIVER ($8,675) 4♣ 2♣ 8♥ 6♥ 5♥

UTG shows 7♥ Q♦
(Pre 14%, Flop 3.2%, Turn 9.5%)

CO shows J♠ 8♣
(Pre 13%, Flop 18.2%, Turn 11.9%)

Hero shows A♣ A♠
(Pre 73%, Flop 78.6%, Turn 78.6%)

UTG wins $8,675

ca serait tellement mieux si la room te disait d'aller te faire mettre au login, on perdrait pas notre temps....

je m'ameliore, je tiens jusque la deuxieme main maintenant:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $60(BB) Replayer
SB ($6,020)
BB ($9,560)
UTG ($21,720) 67/33
Hero ($5,910)
UTG+2 ($5,080)
CO ($3,865)
BTN ($2,800)

Dealt to Hero K♦ K♣

UTG raises to $21,720 (AI), Hero calls $5,910 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($11,910) K♥ 9♥ 3♣

TURN ($11,910) K♥ 9♥ 3♣ T♣

RIVER ($11,910) K♥ 9♥ 3♣ T♣ J♠

UTG shows A♣ Q♥
(Pre 28%, Flop 5.2%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows K♦ K♣
(Pre 72%, Flop 94.8%, Turn 90.9%)

UTG wins $11,910

Petit limp/call AA utg, au calme.

Aller, on va whine un peu histoire de run un peu mieux.

1000bb under ev en 2 sessions c'est gentil et forcément sur les plus grosses limites !

même table à 5 minutes d'intervalle

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€12.18) 122bb
UTG+1 (€2.48) 25bb
CO (€10) 100bb
BTN (€10.24) 102bb
Hero (SB) (€12.70) 127bb
BB (€10) 100bb

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 6 players) Hero is SB 5♥ 5♦
UTG raises to €0.30, 3 folds, Hero calls €0.25, 1 fold

Flop: 5♣ Q♣ 5♠ (€0.70, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets €0.35, Hero calls €0.35

Turn: 9♣ (€1.40, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets €0.80, Hero calls €0.80

River: J♣ (€3, 2 players)
Hero bets €1.60, UTG goes all-in €10.73, Hero calls €9.13

Final Pot: €24.46
Hero shows
5♥ 5♦
UTG shows
10:club: K♣

UTG wins €22.83 (net +€10.65)

Hero lost €12.23

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€5) 50bb
CO (€13.83) 138bb
BTN (€11.05) 111bb
Hero (SB) (€11.27) 113bb
BB (€30.69) 307bb

Pre-Flop: (€0.25, 5 players) Hero is SB J♣ A♣
[UTG posts €0.10]
UTG checks, 2 folds, Hero raises to €0.40, BB raises to €1.10, UTG folds, Hero calls €0.70

Flop: 5♣ K♣ 3♣ (€2.15, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets €2.30, Hero calls €2.30

Turn: 6♦ (€6.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets €3.45, Hero goes all-in €7.87, BB calls €4.42

River: 3♦ (€22.49, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €22.49
Hero shows
J♣ A♣
BB shows
K♠ K♥

BB wins €21.14 (net +€9.87)

Hero lost €11.27
UTG lost €0.20

Message original de stratege85
même table à 5 minutes d'intervalle

€0.05/€0.10 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€12.18) 122bb
UTG+1 (€2.48) 25bb
CO (€10) 100bb
BTN (€10.24) 102bb
Hero (SB) (€12.70) 127bb
BB (€10) 100bb

Pre-Flop: (€0.15, 6 players) Hero is SB 5♥ 5♦
UTG raises to €0.30, 3 folds, Hero calls €0.25, 1 fold

Flop: 5♣ Q♣ 5♠ (€0.70, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets €0.35, Hero calls €0.35

Turn: 9♣ (€1.40, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets €0.80, Hero calls €0.80

River: J♣ (€3, 2 players)
Hero bets €1.60, UTG goes all-in €10.73, Hero calls €9.13

Final Pot: €24.46
Hero shows
5♥ 5♦
UTG shows
10:club: K♣

UTG wins €22.83 (net +€10.65)

Hero lost €12.23

SIck