Six gifts a girl can only expect from a poker player
Brace yourselves ladies, it's going to be a bumpy ride...
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The PokerStars shark toy
"What?! I'm on the worst downsing of my life and you're complaining? This is the cheapest thing I could find in the PokerStars VIP store!"
The Full Tilt bath robe
"I'm 100% not giving you this just because it doesn't fit me anymore...you wear it more than I do anyway!"
Annual vacations to Barcelona, Malta, Prague and Monaco
"I swear it has nothing to do with the European Poker Tour this year, I just love visiting these beautiful cities with you!"
A flatulent gold bracelet
"It's totally limited edition, real gold, diamond encrusted...you'll be the envy of all your friends! You don't like it? You think it makes you look like a pimp? No I can't exchange it for store credit!"
A fistful of dollars
"I know it's your birthday, but...I've been at the casino all week again. There was this huge fish! Ok. I'm sorry. Just take all the money I won."
A final table marriage proposal
"How much did you win for this thing again? Six figures?! OK, I'm all yours."
