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corynga
Membro desde: 09.12.2007

É pra rir mesmo umas porras dessa. vtnc, só pode ser piada umas porras dessas.
Tem muito mais ainda, mas cansei de postar essas porcarias!
Ser eliminado de vários torneios (isso pq não jogo muito por dia) por causa de quase sempre bads? É legal q ai ja abre mais uns 20, acaba a banca e toma mais bad ainda _biggrin:

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.50+$0.25

Stacks:
UTG Womenizer88 (7,113)
CO MMMa08 (5,730)
BTN etoofedaw (5,790)
SB Hero (4,374)
BB A_E_IOWE_U (3,993)

Blinds: 300/600 Ante 50

Pre-Flop: (1,150, 5 players) Hero is SB A♣ A♦
3 folds, Hero raises to 1,200, A_E_IOWE_U raises to 3,000, Hero goes all-in 4,324, A_E_IOWE_U goes all-in 943

Flop: K♠ 5♦ 10:spade: (8,517, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: J♠ (8,517, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 10:heart: (8,517, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: 8,517
A_E_IOWE_U shows four of a kind, Tens
10:club: 10:diamond:
Hero shows two pair, Aces and Tens
A♣ A♦

A_E_IOWE_U wins 8,136 (net +4,143)

Hero collects 381 (net -3,993)

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.00+$0.20

Stacks:
UTG HopperHatch (1,500)
UTG+1 Hero (1,500)
MP1 emt conduit (1,480)
MP2 fmsrosa4 (2,762)
CO RXPQ (1,460)
BTN Gerrard1587 (1,480)
SB DontTurnAway (1,500)
BB OLEG FILIMON (1,818)

Blinds: 10/20

Pre-Flop: (30, 8 players) Hero is UTG+1 A♥ A♣
1 fold, Hero raises to 80, 3 folds, Gerrard1587 calls 80, DontTurnAway calls 70, OLEG FILIMON calls 60

Flop: 2♦ 7♥ 2♠ (320, 4 players)
DontTurnAway checks, OLEG FILIMON bets 20, Hero raises to 140, 1 fold, DontTurnAway calls 140, OLEG FILIMON folds

Turn: 3♥ (620, 2 players)
DontTurnAway bets 20, Hero raises to 340, DontTurnAway raises to 660, Hero goes all-in 1,280, DontTurnAway goes all-in 620

River: 4♠ (3,180, 2 players, 2 all-in)
Gerrard1587 says "lopl"

Final Pot: 3,180
DontTurnAway shows four of a kind, Deuces
2♥ 2♣
Hero shows two pair, Aces and Deuces
A♥ A♣

DontTurnAway wins 3,180 (net +1,680)

Gerrard1587 lost 80
OLEG FILIMON lost 100
Hero lost 1,500

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.00+$0.10

Stacks:
UTG BIGSXZ747 (3,070)
UTG+1 recneps1842 (3,255)
MP1 dirty snake (3,645)
MP2 Suzy Detroit (3,525)
CO dakota275 (9,770)
BTN Hero (745)
SB RX69 (2,705)
BB MattyBrown99 (1,260)

Blinds: 30/60

Pre-Flop: (90, 8 players) Hero is BTN K♦ K♥
1 fold, recneps1842 calls 60, 1 fold, Suzy Detroit calls 60, dakota275 calls 60, Hero goes all-in 745, 2 folds, recneps1842 folds, Suzy Detroit calls 685, dakota275 folds

Flop: A♣ Q♦ 8♣ (1,700, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 9♠ (1,700, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: J♥ (1,700, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 1,700
Suzy Detroit shows a straight, Eight to Queen
7♥ 10:heart:
Hero shows a pair of Kings
K♦ K♥

Suzy Detroit wins 1,700 (net +955)

recneps1842 lost 60
dakota275 lost 60
Hero lost 745

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$2.00+$0.20

Stacks:
UTG POLLOCK23 (1,840)
UTG+1 Cimmatron (1,346)
MP1 HansGrifle (1,220)
MP2 Carfagen~mf~ (5,555)
MP3 Hero (3,004)
CO gazic83 (650)
BTN Educ099 (7,495)
SB jako33240 (2,520)
BB xPock3tAc3sx (2,905)

Blinds: 40/80

Pre-Flop: (120, 9 players) Hero is MP3 Q♦ Q♠
4 folds, Hero raises to 240, 2 folds, jako33240 goes all-in 2,520, 1 fold, Hero calls 2,280

Flop: Q♥ J♣ 8♥ (5,120, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 7♦ (5,120, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 10:diamond: (5,120, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 5,120
jako33240 shows a straight, Ten to Ace
A♠ K♦
Hero shows three of a kind, Queens
Q♦ Q♠

jako33240 wins 5,120 (net +2,600)

Hero lost 2,520

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.00+$0.10

Stacks:
UTG Hero (2,930)
UTG+1 lukavici (2,090)
MP1 jokerrio522 (1,860)
MP2 Akcus (1,410)
MP3 jtn1974 (1,060)
CO Chas0124 (1,730)
BTN pakhoy (1,300)
SB SoberTom9586 (1,450)
BB 72atc72 (1,530)

Blinds: 20/40

Pre-Flop: (60, 9 players) Hero is UTG K♣ A♦
Hero goes all-in 2,930, lukavici goes all-in 2,090, 7 folds

Flop: J♦ Q♦ 3♦ (5,080, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 4♥ (5,080, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 2♠ (5,080, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: 5,080
Hero shows high card Ace
K♣ A♦
lukavici shows a pair of Jacks
A♥ J♥

lukavici wins 4,240 (net +2,150)

Hero collects 840 (net -2,090)
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No Limit Holdem Tournament
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.50+$0.25

Stacks:
UTG 0ly0812 (1,535)
UTG+1 pepote 25 (5,130)
MP hrv1985 (825)
CO Quagmire1469 (1,500)
BTN Hero (865)
SB i_need_$$72 (1,150)
BB GilbertLTD (2,460)

Blinds: 50/100

Pre-Flop: (150, 7 players) Hero is BTN A♠ A♣
1 fold, pepote 25 calls 100, hrv1985 goes all-in 825, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in 865, 2 folds, pepote 25 calls 765

Flop: 8♠ 6♥ 4♦ (2,705, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 3♦ (2,705, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: 10:spade: (2,705, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: 2,705
pepote 25 shows a pair of Nines
9♦ 9♠
hrv1985 shows three of a kind, Tens
10:heart: 10:diamond:
Hero shows a pair of Aces
A♠ A♣

hrv1985 wins 2,625 (net +1,800)

Hero collects 80 (net -785)
pepote 25 lost 865

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No Limit Holdem Tournament
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.50+$0.25

Stacks:
UTG erikv17 (1,910)
UTG+1 chef2thedead (1,420)
MP innopia86 (2,555)
CO Hero (1,375)
BTN elsalotta (1,175)
SB tom2300 (1,800)
BB Fosatchi (1,535)

Blinds: 75/150

Pre-Flop: (225, 7 players) Hero is CO K♥ K♣
1 fold, chef2thedead goes all-in 1,420, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in 1,375, elsalotta goes all-in 1,175, 2 folds

Flop: 4♥ 9♦ Q♣ (4,195, 3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: 4♣ (4,195, 3 players, 3 all-in)

River: 8♥ (4,195, 3 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: 4,195
elsalotta shows a full house, Eights full of Fours
8♠ 8♣
chef2thedead shows two pair, Sixes and Fours
6♠ 6♦
Hero shows two pair, Kings and Fours
K♥ K♣

elsalotta wins 3,750 (net +2,575)

Hero collects 400 (net -975)
chef2thedead collects 45 (net -1,375)
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No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1.00+$0.20

Stacks:
UTG Joonasrr (1,920)
UTG+1 Icemant111 (1,535)
MP1 option164 (990)
MP2 Hero (1,705)
MP3 Gekko22 (1,995)
CO Alex Kondral (1,055)
BTN 100 Herbert (1,900)
SB Bulo-SVK (1,390)
BB TPowell1990 (1,010)

Blinds: 25/50

Pre-Flop: (75, 9 players) Hero is MP2 K♥ K♠
2 folds, option164 calls 50, Hero raises to 200, 3 folds, Bulo-SVK calls 175, TPowell1990 calls 150, option164 folds

Flop: 2♣ 9♣ 7♥ (650, 3 players)
Bulo-SVK checks, TPowell1990 checks, Hero bets 400, Bulo-SVK folds, TPowell1990 goes all-in 810, Hero calls 410

Turn: 10:heart: (2,270, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5♥ (2,270, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 2,270
Hero shows a pair of Kings
K♥ K♠
TPowell1990 shows a flush, Ace high
A♥ Q♥

TPowell1990 wins 2,270 (net +1,260)

option164 lost 50
Hero lost 1,010
Bulo-SVK lost 200

tem mais, mas chega.


3 respostas
thegreatmazinga
Membro desde: 29.02.2008

É tão difícil aguentar a variância e os bad beats como ver as mãos postadas sem usares nenhum conversor. boa sorte nas mesas. :f_thumbsup:

>conversor de mãos da PokerStrategy


corynga Autor do tópico
corynga
Membro desde: 09.12.2007

Original de thegreatmazinga
É tão difícil aguentar a variância e os bad beats como ver as mãos postadas sem usares nenhum conversor. boa sorte nas mesas. :f_thumbsup:

>conversor de mãos da PokerStrategy

Está arrumado :)
ontem não estava com paciência pra arrumar isso ><


thegreatmazinga
Membro desde: 29.02.2008

:f_thumbsup: nice work!
mesmo com outro visual não deixam de ser uns suckouts jeitosos :P abraço