We are different and this is how we think:
We honour players like isildur1 and can proudly say, that a player like Phil Hellmuth would be dead money on the tables we own.
The button is for us more usefull than a girlfriend.
We know how to exploit gaps between VPIP and PFR, but not how to talk to a girl.
We are lonely soldiers sitting in front of our 26" displays, connected to the internet, 24 hours a day.
We dont care about the real life, everything which is intresting for us is our winrate, and the exquisite lifestyle we life, based on the dollars we own.
We know how it feels to transport 100k in our backpack.
We have experienced true tilt, destroyed mouses and keyboards, but we come back, even stronger then before, everytime.
We know how it feels to get our account busted and know how to rebuild on the micros after beeing broke.
We dont leave our setups until we have all the money from the fish, who tries to win against us.
Iff there is a spot to play we dont stop playing just because some friends want to go out with us.
We know that a serious grind takes longer than we normally could be awake, but sleep is for people who are broke.
Professionell poker player is for us not only a job it is our passion and our life, a mission which we solve with trust in our feelings and the faith in our skill.
We are not scared about anything. We play every game every time, even the highest stakes are not high enough.
We experienced how it feels to sit with our whole bankroll on the table, and we know what to do iff someone challenges us to a heads up for rollz.
We are arrogant, caused by the fact that we are more smarter and intelligent like the most people.
It is not a fail to be a nerd in the circles we act.
We think in ranges, bigblinds and expected value, even in real life.
We see our bankroll as a tool we have to work with daily to get the job done.
A 6 star vip level on pokerstars is for us the only status symbol we need.
We are free souls, we go the way that we have chosen, and we are proud of it.
We know that a bracelet has more merit than the oscars ore any other prize.
The tables of EPT, PCA and WSOP are our holiday locations.
We dont need graduations, the only schools we have visited are plattforms like deucescracked.
Crush, own and dominate are the words which would be used to describe our work and our office is called warroom.
We are born to be online poker players.