The slight patterns of how my accounts are rigged is so subtle, but obvious to me. Every time I hit my 1 in 8 or so's chance of htting a set, I'm ahead anyway, I never EVER hit the set or top pair when I'm behind, only when I'm ahead in the first place. This makes a gigantic difference to proceedings. I am then never ever sucking out when behind because my chances have all been used up.
And then there's shit like this, a billion times a day, I bubble more than any other cunt on earth.
Poker Stars $13.89+$1.11 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 4 players
CO: t3395 M = 8.49
BTN: t3485 M = 8.71
SB: t4020 M = 10.05
Hero (BB): t2600 M = 6.50
Pre Flop: (t400) Hero is BB with A 
Q 
2 folds, SB raises to t3800, Hero calls t2375 all in
Flop: (t5250) 5 
6 J 
(2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t5250) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t5250) T (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t5250
SB shows A 5 (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Jacks)
SB wins t5250
And get prick calls like this hit every single time.
Poker Stars $13.89+$1.11 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 5 players
CO: t4230 28.20 BBs
BTN: t1835 12.23 BBs
Hero (SB): t715 4.77 BBs
BB: t3300 22 BBs
UTG: t3420 22.80 BBs
Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is SB with A K
3 folds, Hero raises to t715 all in, BB calls t565
Flop: (t1430) Q A 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t1430) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t1430) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t1430
Hero shows A K (a pair of Aces)
BB shows 4 7 (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
BB wins t1430
