Hand of the day

If at first you don't suck seed, suck out

888 Poker - 50/100 Ante 20 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 2,860 (0.00/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (SB): 2,860
BB: 2,710 (66.67/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
UTG: 3,500 (41.67/18.18/-/12 (V/P/3/H)
UTG+1: 3,175 (33.33/33.33/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
MP: 2,960 (0.00/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
MP+1: 2,960 (0.00/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
MP+2: 3,365 (50.00/0.00/0.00/4 (V/P/3/H)
CO: 2,610 (66.67/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)

9 players post ante of 20, Hero posts SB 50, BB posts BB 100

Pre Flop: (pot: 330) Hero has K♦:K♥:

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+2 calls 100, fold, fold, Hero raises to 400, BB raises to 1,100, fold, Hero raises to 2,840 and is all-in, BB calls 1,590 and is all-in

Flop: (5,660, 2 players) 4♠:9♦:6♦:

Turn: (5,660, 2 players) K♠:

River: (5,660, 2 players) 2♠:

Hero shows K♦:K♥: (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 95%)
BB shows A♠:A♦: (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 5,660

I haven't won a 2-outer in a while...

Winning Poker Network (Yatahay) - 6,000/12,000 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 171,928 (42.11/42.11/0.00/19 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (BB): 126,808
UTG: 165,322 (26.53/6.38/5.26/50 (V/P/3/H)
CO: 47,475 (0.00/0.00/0.00/23 (V/P/3/H)
BTN: 123,095 (25.00/0.00/-/4 (V/P/3/H)

5 players post ante of 1,200, SB posts SB 6,000, Hero posts BB 12,000

Pre Flop: (pot: 24,000) Hero has 9♠:9♣:

fold, fold, BTN calls 12,000, fold, Hero raises to 125,608 and is all-in, BTN calls 109,895 and is all-in

Flop: (255,790, 2 players) Q♦:9♦:7♠:

Turn: (255,790, 2 players) 2♣:

River: (255,790, 2 players) 9♥:

Hero shows 9♠:9♣: (Four of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 70%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
BTN shows A♠:3♦: (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 30%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 255,790

Feral Cow Poker Hand Converter
PokerStars Limit Triple Draw $0.25/$0.50 - 6 players

UTG+1: $9.89
CO: $26.59 (Hero)
Button: $23.24
SB: $11.55
BB: $2.06
UTG: $34.50

Dealing Hands: ($0.35) J♦ 7♥ 3♦ T♥ Q♣ (6 players)
2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, Button folds, SB raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

First Draw: ($1.50) (3 players)
SB discards 1, BB discards 3, Hero discards 3,
7♥ 3♦ || 3♠ 2♠ 4♦ <== at this point, I recognize that I have a 1-card draw to the stone cold nuts if I toss the paired 3
SB bets $0.25, BB raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, SB raises to $0.75, BB calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25

Second Draw: ($3.75) (3 players)
SB stands, BB discards 2, Hero discards 1,
7♥ 3♦ 3♠ 4♦ || 5♦ <== and seeing the 5♦ I get all excited, knowing that I now has those very nuts wtf is the 3 still doing there?!?Oh Crap! I threw the wrong card!
SB bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Third Draw: ($5.25) (3 players)
SB stands, BB discards 1, Hero discards 1,
7♥ 3♠ 4♦ 5♦ || 7♠
SB bets $0.50, BB calls $0.31 and is all-in, Hero folds

SB showed 8♠ 2♦ 6♣ 7♣ 3♥, Lo: 8,7,6,3,2
BB showed 4♣ J♣ 6♥ 2♥ 7♦, Lo: J,7,6,4,2
SB won $5.71
(Rake: $0.16)

<sigh>
VS

Urm......excuse me? ♠_o:♠_ugly:

partypoker - 30/60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 37.58 BB (VPIP: 45.16, PFR: 25.81, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 34)
CO: 24.17 BB (VPIP: 24.19, PFR: 16.26, 3Bet Preflop: 2.44, Hands: 126)
Hero (BTN): 32.28 BB
SB: 25.25 BB (VPIP: 28.77, PFR: 19.86, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 300)
BB: 30.72 BB (VPIP: 43.33, PFR: 8.47, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 61)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♦

fold, CO raises to 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, fold, CO calls 6.5 BB

Flop: (19.5 BB, 2 players) 6♥ T♣ 3♣
CO checks, Hero bets 23.28 BB and is all-in, CO calls 15.17 BB and is all-in

Turn: (49.83 BB, 2 players) 3♥

River: (49.83 BB, 2 players) 9♦

CO shows A♣ A♥ (Two Pair, Aces and Threes)
(Pre 50%, Flop 52%, Turn 50%)
Hero shows A♠ A♦ (Two Pair, Aces and Threes)
(Pre 50%, Flop 48%, Turn 50%)
Hero wins 8.12 BB
CO wins 24.92 BB
Hero wins 24.92 BB

For your daily dose of quads:

Feral Cow Poker Hand Converter
PokerStars Limit 5 Card Draw $0.10/$0.20 - 6 players

SB: $9.90
BB: $2.83
UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $5.93 (Hero)
CO: $1.92
Button: $4.08

Dealing Hands: ($0.15) (6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.20, CO folds, Button calls $0.20, SB raises to $0.30, BB folds, Hero calls $0.10, Button calls $0.10

First Draw: ($1.00) (3 players)
SB stands, Hero discards 1, Button discards 3,
||
SB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.40, Button folds, SB calls $0.20

SB mucked
Hero showed , four of a kind, Jacks
Hero won $1.72
(Rake: $0.08)

SB had a medium straight.

Hey, Vorpal -- how did your day go?

Like this...
888 Poker - 200/400 Ante 80 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (MP+1): 5,760
MP+2: 9,124 (66.67/25.00/0.00/9 (V/P/3/H)
CO: 1,890 (22.22/0.00/0.00/9 (V/P/3/H)
BTN: 1,480 (16.67/0.00/0.00/6 (V/P/3/H)
SB: 12,758 (12.12/12.00/0.00/35 (V/P/3/H)
BB: 2,580 (0.00/0.00/0.00/9 (V/P/3/H)
UTG: 2,630 (0.00/0.00/0.00/4 (V/P/3/H)
UTG+1: 2,550 (0.00/0.00/0.00/8 (V/P/3/H)
MP: 13,890 (33.33/0.00/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)

9 players post ante of 80, SB posts SB 200, BB posts BB 400

Pre Flop: (pot: 1,320) Hero has A♦:A♣:

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 5,680 and is all-in, fold, fold, BTN calls 1,400 and is all-in, fold, fold

Flop: (4,120, 2 players) 6♣:K♠:3♣:

Turn: (4,120, 2 players) 8♦:

River: (4,120, 2 players) J♥:

Hero shows A♦:A♣: (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 83%, Flop 29%, Turn 18%)
BTN shows K♥:6♥: (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes)
(Pre 17%, Flop 71%, Turn 82%)
BTN wins 4,120

https://clips.twitch.tv/CrazyCharmingHamsterBloodTrail

Thanks Harrier for clipping this!

Best of luck,
VS

SB: $25.20 (100.8 bb)
BB: $24.49 (98 bb)
Hero (UTG): $25.80 (103.2 bb)
MP: $25 (100 bb)
CO: $14.73 (58.9 bb)
BTN: $25 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q♣: Q♥:
Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BTN raises to $2.12, SB folds, BB calls $1.87, Hero raises to $7.02, BTN folds, BB calls $4.90

Flop: ($16.26) 6♠: A♠: A♥: (2 players)

BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($16.26) 2♥: (2 players)
BB bets $17.47 and is all-in,

Hero calls $17.47

River: ($51.20) 4♥: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

2nd hand of today's Lucky Chip tournament on 888
Finished 6426th of 6921 -- undoubtedly my worst finish ever!

888 Poker - 25/50 Ante 5 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/-/1 (V/P/3/H)
UTG: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/-/1 (V/P/3/H)
UTG+1: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/-/1 (V/P/3/H)
MP: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/-/1 (V/P/3/H)
MP+1: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/-/1 (V/P/3/H)
MP+2: 3,000
CO: 2,997 (0.00/0.00/0.00/1 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (BTN): 2,907
SB: 6,111 (100.00/100.00/100.00/1 (V/P/3/H)

9 players post ante of 5, SB posts SB 25, BB posts BB 50

Pre Flop: (pot: 120) Hero has Q♠:Q♥:

fold, fold, MP calls 50, fold, MP+2 raises to 2,995 and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 2,902 and is all-in, fold, BB calls 2,942 and is all-in, MP calls 2,942 and is all-in

Flop: (11,948, 4 players) 5♠:4♠:9♠:

Turn: (11,948, 4 players) 8♥:

River: (11,948, 4 players) 6♠:

BB shows T♠:A♠: (Flush, Ace High)

Main Pot [11,678]: (Pre 23%, Flop 92%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [270]: (Pre 27%, Flop 94%, Turn 100%)

MP shows K♦:K♣: (One Pair, Kings)

Main Pot [11,678]: (Pre 45%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [270]: (Pre 55%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)

MP+2 shows J♠:J♦: (Flush, Jack High)

Main Pot [11,678]: (Pre 14%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [270]: (Pre 18%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)

Hero shows Q♠:Q♥: (Flush, Queen High)

Main Pot [11,678]: (Pre 18%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)

BB wins 11,678
BB wins 270

It's always nice to get paid by these delicious fish

Originally posted by VorpalF2F

No Quads, but I'll take it...

888 Poker - 250/500 Ante 60 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 4,190 (20.00/0.00/0.00/5 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (UTG+1): 10,741
MP: 2,805 (14.29/0.00/0.00/7 (V/P/3/H)
MP+1: 8,163 (22.50/5.71/20.00/41 (V/P/3/H)
MP+2: 8,617
CO: 4,090 (66.67/21.74/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)
BTN: 4,487 (83.33/25.00/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)
SB: 8,100 (16.67/4.17/9.09/24 (V/P/3/H)
BB: 8,424 (25.00/4.17/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)

9 players post ante of 60, SB posts SB 250, BB posts BB 500

Pre Flop: (pot: 1,290) Hero has A♥:A♦:

UTG calls 500, Hero raises to 1,000, MP calls 1,000, fold, MP+2 calls 1,000, fold, BTN calls 1,000, fold, BB calls 500, UTG calls 500

Flop: (6,790, 6 players) 8♥:T♦:7♠:
BB checks, UTG bets 500, Hero raises to 9,681 and is all-in, MP calls 1,745 and is all-in, MP+2 calls 7,557 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,427 and is all-in, fold, fold

Turn: (27,576, 4 players) A♠:

River: (27,576, 4 players) 7♥:

Hero shows A♥:A♦: (Full House, Aces full of Sevens)

Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 66%, Flop 46%, Turn 68%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 78%, Flop 71%, Turn 85%)
Side Pot#2 [8,260]: (Pre 88%, Flop 82%, Turn 100%)

MP shows 9♣:9♥: (Two Pair, Nines and Sevens)

Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 15%, Flop 31%, Turn 18%)

MP+2 shows T♥:Q♣: (Two Pair, Tens and Sevens)

Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 8%, Flop 12%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 9%, Flop 15%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#2 [8,260]: (Pre 12%, Flop 18%, Turn 0%)

BTN shows Q♥:J♥: (One Pair, Sevens)

Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 11%, Flop 11%, Turn 15%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 12%, Flop 14%, Turn 15%)

Hero wins 14,270
Hero wins 5,046
Hero wins 8,260

Well played, Aces!
Thanks to the runout for the assist!

It's so rare to actually get your money in good with aces and have such a beautiful runout to scoop the pot.
What a turn lol

Not an Ace to be seen...

Converting hands till the cows come home
PokerStars Limit 5 Card Draw $0.10/$0.20 - 5 players

BB: $12.47
UTG: $7.65
CO: $3.77
Button: $3.46
SB: $11.59 (Hero)

Dealing Hands: ($0.15) 5♦:Q♠:9♠:K♠:T♠: (5 players)
2 folds, Button raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.15, BB calls $0.10

First Draw: ($0.60) (3 players)
Hero discards 1, BB discards 1, Button discards 1,
Q♠:9♠:K♠:T♠: || 7♣:
Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks

BB mucked 8♥:7♦:K♦:T♦:9♦:
Button mucked 6♣:3♦:9♣:J♣:2♣:
Hero showed 7♣:Q♠:9♠:K♠:T♠:, high card King
Hero won $0.57
(Rake: $0.03)

#imgoingfor50bb

Hi zetozinho,
What is fuller than a full house? Standing room only?
V nice -- and paid off too!

Cheers,
VS

A nice pot with acies

partypoker - 600/0 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 79.83 BB (VPIP: 40.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 5)
CO: 135.79 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 10.26, 3Bet Preflop: 22.22, Hands: 40)
BTN: 141.57 BB (VPIP: 55.88, PFR: 8.82, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 34)
SB: 107.17 BB (VPIP: 26.32, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 40)
Hero (BB): 141.89 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♥ 8♣ A♦ J♣

UTG calls 1 BB, CO raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 7.5 BB, UTG calls 6.5 BB, CO calls 5.5 BB

Flop: (23 BB, 3 players) 7♥ 2♦ 9♠
Hero bets 16.1 BB, UTG calls 16.1 BB, CO raises to 87.4 BB, Hero raises to 134.39 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 56.23 BB and is all-in, CO calls 40.89 BB and is all-in

Turn: (351.92 BB, 3 players) 6♥

River: (351.92 BB, 3 players) 6♣

CO shows J♥ 9♥ T♣ 7♠ (Two Pair, Nines and Sevens)

Main Pot [240 BB]: (Pre 28%, Flop 51%, Turn 61%)
Side Pot#1 [111.92 BB]: (Pre 32%, Flop 62%, Turn 75%)

Hero shows A♥ 8♣ A♦ J♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Sixes)

Main Pot [240 BB]: (Pre 52%, Flop 37%, Turn 25%)
Side Pot#1 [111.92 BB]: (Pre 67%, Flop 38%, Turn 25%)

UTG shows 8♠ 7♣ 8♥ Q♣ (Two Pair, Eights and Sixes)

Main Pot [240 BB]: (Pre 21%, Flop 12%, Turn 14%)

Hero wins 6.1 BB
Hero wins 111.92 BB
Hero wins 240 BB

Biggest cooler of today!

I'm not sure why I shoved post-draw. My normal is to bet 1/3 to 1/2 pot to induce shoves from 8-Lo or 9-Lo hands, but since UTG stood pat I thought he could call a shove with an 8-, 9- or even a T-lo. Surprise -- it was BB who called

Milked from the teat of a feral cow
PokerStars No Limit Single Draw ($1.44+$1.50) t40/t80 ante t20 - 7 players

UTG+1: t3,471 (Hero)
HJ: t5,819
CO: t3,000
Button: t3,155
SB: t703
BB: t6,657
UTG: t7,153

Dealing Hands: (t260) 3♣:4♦:7♣:2♠:6♠: (7 players)
UTG raises to t240, Hero raises to t400, 4 folds, BB calls t320, UTG calls t160

First Draw: (t1,380) (3 players)
BB discards 1, UTG stands, Hero stands,
3♣:4♦:7♣:2♠:6♠:
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t3051 and is all-in, BB calls t3051, UTG folds

Hero showed 3♣:4♦:7♣:2♠:6♠:, Lo: 7,6,4,3,2
BB showed 2♣:3♦:6♥:5♥:7♠:, Lo: 7,6,5,3,2
Hero won t7482

Only 7,5,4,3,2 beats my hand...

Who wants quads? And a stack?

iPoker - €0.04 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 92 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 16.67, Hands: 12)
UTG: 97 BB (VPIP: 84.62, PFR: 36.54, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 52)
CO: 107.25 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
Hero (BTN): 109.75 BB
SB: 137.75 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♥ 4♥ Q♠ 4♣

UTG raises to 3.5 BB, CO calls 3.5 BB, Hero calls 3.5 BB, fold, BB calls 2.5 BB

Flop: (14.5 BB, 4 players) A♥ 4♠ 8♣
BB bets 10 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 10 BB

Turn: (34.5 BB, 2 players) 4♦
BB bets 24 BB, Hero calls 24 BB

River: (82.5 BB, 2 players) 6♣
BB checks, Hero bets 72.25 BB, BB calls 54.5 BB

Hero shows Q♥ 4♥ Q♠ 4♣ (Four of a Kind, Fours)
(Pre 60%, Flop 64%, Turn 100%)
BB shows 2♥ A♠ 5♠ 3♦ (Two Pair, Aces and Fours)
(Pre 40%, Flop 36%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 179 BB