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Originally posted by vuksan
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Wasn't that just for febuary. I might be wrong 
Man: I lost my wife last week
Friend: oh, I am sorry.
Man: Nah, it was a hell of a poker game!
Originally posted by Hajler
Haha, the Batman one made me laugh.
I LOL'd hard at the Batman / Joker post. Very good!
I've thought of a poker joke. Partypoker.
No seriously. How about this one.
Sign in a liquor shop window. "Liquor in the front - Poker in the rear"
This is a real thing which happened: I was in my work office and with a client + female colleague (the client is someone with mild learning disability, speaks in riddles and takes nothing seriously). So I randomly had a deck of cards with me and we played some card games, I was trying to teach him poker but he wasn't being clear on if he knew it, so I asked directly "Do you know how to play poker?" and without hesitation he said "Aye, you find a woman, and you poke her!". Needless to say the female colleague took that as her cue to go elsewhere.
oh dear....
This one is not entirely poker related, but close, and also really happened.
I had just started working for a major brewery, and was in charge of training all their employees on Windows 3.11, and providing user support for about 200 employees.
I had a training lab set up in the basement, and was alone working when one of the marketing beauties popped her head in the door and said, "Hey Vorpal, have you got a sec".
I replied, "Gee Margo, I'm busy, so I don't have a lot of secs at this time of the morning -- but I can spare a couple".
I blushed so bad even my hair turned red.
She laughed herself silly after the stunned awkward silence.