When your right hand (Mouse hand) has merged into a claw..
my right hand seems to be hurting a lot these days...starting using my left hand:)
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Originally posted by Wriggers
Had another one today, my lecturer was talking about blackboard, the online tihng for University where you can download lectures. She abbreviated it BB. Take a guess what I instantly thought of?
I've done this too!
When you're out for dinner and the check comes, and you ask your date how much you should leave as the rake.
When you want to ask a girl for a date, but you are not sure about her answer and then say to yourself "let's see a flop".
You know you play too much Poker when you try and insert it into EVERY conversation you have, whether the person you're talking with plays Poker or not.
You know you play too much Poker when you go to the casino and ask if you can sit between two tables, so you can multi-table in real life.
You know you play too much Poker when you go all-in...on a Uno hand.
when you put eveything on odds, like asking girl out is like runner runner quads.
didn't get one of those in my life.
It is short term so I gues it will even up in long run.
When your female friend writes you on facebook that "she thinks she's fat" and your first inner reaction is "pics or gtfo".
Originally posted by Alficor1
When your female friend writes you on facebook that "she thinks she's fat" and your first inner reaction is "pics or gtfo".
How is that related to poker, lol
If she writes that shes too fat, then she should play short stack!
Originally posted by Alficor1
When your female friend writes you on facebook that "she thinks she's fat" and your first inner reaction is "tits or gtfo".
FYP
Originally posted by cataah
you play to much poker when you put everything in two categories: "+EV" and "-EV"you play to much poker when you wake up at 8pm and start your day
you play to much poker when you use "fold" and "call" instead of "no" and "yes" or you use "allin" instead of "yes, of course"
you play to much poker when you enter a restaurant and you want to sit at multipletables
when a hot girl asks you "what is your favorite position?" , you look at her and answer "what a stupid question. the button, of course"
when the chef asks you "how you like the fish?", you answer "in my right"
when you get up from the toilet and say "yeaaah! I hit the flush you piece of shit!"
my favorite! 
Originally posted by Slimijs
Originally posted by Alficor1
When your female friend writes you on facebook that "she thinks she's fat" and your first inner reaction is "pics or gtfo".How is that related to poker, lol
If she writes that shes too fat, then she should play short stack!
Oh boy..
When your umbrella's broken and the first thing you do about it is that you check FT store to look for a new one.
Originally posted by Alficor1
When your umbrella's broken and the first thing you do about it is that you check FT store to look for a new one.
I don't have an umbrella 
When you´ve been playing for a over full year, made 2000USD bankroll, then lose it and has only 300 USD left (not because of playing over my bankroll though), breakeven for months, can´t seem to beat even the total donks anymore, and still think you will make it big in poker one day.
If you play for more than a year reading forums and stuff, and still are not crushing, but yet you dream of a balla lifestyle, then you know you are playing too much poker...
You play too much Poker when you instinctively think of multi-tabling other games. Double points if it's a game that's impossible to multi-table (i.e, StarCraft, physical sports)
This actually happened to me today. (an obscure game known as Crawl).
You know you play too much Poker when you get a raging hard on looking at the nut's rather than a naked woman
when...
u sit in the restaurant and someone from ur table orders a starter, you choose a main dish. when he orders something more expensive, you order everything from the menu. When several ppl order some stuff, you fold the menu card.
When you open the "Google" homepage and thinks: 2 tone and paired.
I raise.
When you start using the concepts of "Bluff, deception and position" in a UNO game.
You are short in money, and go for a dinner with your wife's parents. At the table, you are the last to make your request, you think:
"Thank god i'm in position"
Its your wedding and you gets mad: "Jesus why i have to be the first to act?" " Can't she goes first?"
You'r driving to your job and all the 7 signs you encounter are ReD.
You think " Variance "
You go to a church and the prist says:
"So brothers and sisters, what you think Jesus would do in that situation?"
You relax at your sit, lay down and says, confident:
"He'd have to avaliate the odds and the reads"
"...You know, Judas is a tricky guy, he'd have to handle him carefully."
(religious ppl it is just a joke, don't give it more than it deserves)
So I went to Sicily with high school.
I once got drunk a lot, then also stoned a bit (not doing this combination anymore). The next day day I didn't really remember most of stuff I've done, total blackout. My friend told me that the night before, when we were already in our apartments when I heard my friend banging his chick next door, I've said sth like "FUUUUCK, Where are my fucking aces??!?!?!" then immediately fell asleep.
Freaky 
Originally posted by Vepof
You go to a church and the prist says:
"So brothers and sisters, what you think Jesus would do in that situation?"
You relax at your sit, lay down and says, confident:
"He'd have to avaliate the odds and the reads"
"...You know, Judas is a tricky guy, he'd have to handle him carefully."
(religious ppl it is just a joke, don't give it more than it deserves)
hahaha that was genius ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦