“Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...”
"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."
Karl Pilkington
Luck - a fickle mistress that we love and hate in equal measure but one who we will always return to no matter how harsh she treats us between the bouts of ecstasy
Everybody, one day will die, and be forgetton. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun, fuck a mundane predictable life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from; just living life out till you grow old and wither away. Find a passion, form relationships, dont be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks, trust me its alot more fun that way.
Dont ever pay people out or put people down. Instead just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. Id rather be a person thats hated on, than a person that does the hating. A wise man one said..
Haters gonna hate!
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.
Adolf Hitler
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
Viktor E. Frankl
Collectively We shape the society we live in
Then society shapes us as individuals
Are We what We become or do We become what We are ?
Originally posted by ThatGuyMatt
“Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...”"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."
Karl Pilkington
Wierd innit?
Don't know if this has been mentioned before but
A pessimist is forever alone, but a optimist is only 2 short of a threesome.
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Don't know if this has been mentioned before butA pessimst is forever alone, but an optimist is only 2 short of a threesome.
errmmm shouldn't be the other way around? A pessimist forever alone and an optimist 2 short of a threesome? Or am I the fish over here?
I'll have to agree. I think that should be the other way around as well 
That would seem logical to me anyway.
Originally posted by RasTweet
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Don't know if this has been mentioned before butAn optimist is forever alone, but a pessimist is only 2 short of a threesome.
errmmm shouldn't be the other way around? A pessimist forever alone and an optimist 2 short of a threesome? Or am I the fish over here?
lol that's my quote (not mine really but I use it very often) and it is the wrong way around... proper fail Garman!
Am I being a fish now? fml 
NO WAY! How can an optimist be forever.....
You know what I give up 
