Can you teach an old fish new tricks?
Can ANYONE learn to play profitable poker?
Can this fish rise from (the metaphorical) depths?
Me: UK based American export with a passion for poker and the conviction to invest unhealthy amounts of time in the pursuit of profitable poker (Any +net will do).
My Goal: To ensure that 8 years of heartbreak/ jubilation/ discovery/ profit/ loss/ boom switches/ doom switches/ beats/ suckouts/ etc. are finally justfied. To finally take the steps to becoming a consistently winning online poker player. After that...Who knows!
You (the reader): Anyone who has ever doubted themselves (Their game) or ever stared in rage at a computer screen wondering (possibly screaming) if it is really possible to beat the fish/the rake/mental obstacles and make money playing online poker. Anyone who would like to follow journey of one fish into the unknown. Also...Anyone who found the title of this blog amusing and the occasional shark to LOL at my expense ♦ You are welcome too.
So first of all I guess I lied.
I'm not that old but when I think about all the stories of 18 (+/-) year old prodigies making their first million from a freeroll it makes 8 years of poker seem like an eternity!
I'm also not really a fish. Although my poker education has been sporadic, slow, and sometimes downright misinformed, I have been playing winning poker for sometime - MY PROBLEM - Consistency!! I change games, I change stakes, I change strategy, I change software - SO BY EXTENSION I OFTEN CHANGE MY BANKROLL STATUS TO BANKRUPT ($0) - Hard truths. ![]()
And so with those small confessions we come to the root of the problem.
It is my hope that with this blog to keep me on track and through the power of POKERSTRATEGY.COM I will find the path to success at the tables and possibly get some help from you (The reader) and you (The community).
The Plan: With the $80 currently invested in a FullTilt Poker account I will play $5NL 6-Max following roughly a 10BI progression to move up stakes - Finally graduating to the game which I would ideally like play full time HUNL (Starting at $50HUNL). All the while I will also be coached by an anonymous professional poker benefactor (Hence the title) and I will also be attempting to find staking/backing in the near future (please contact if interested).
Commencing week 9th Sept 2013 Weekly HEM Reports will be posted for your viewing pleasure/ humor. Perhaps the embarrassment factor will spur me to focus more on my game? Accompanying my reports will be general musings and thoughts - THIS IS NOT JUST A BANKROLL CHALLENGE.
Hope this will be interesting for you guys - later posts will be short and sweet ♦
Until then - JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!



