Originally posted by ihufa
I think my mindset has started to revovle a lot about wether decisions i make are +/i EV irl. Well... i guess it's a good thing tbh. Also i enjoy eating seafood
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Originally posted by chenny8888
Originally posted by ihufa
I think my mindset has started to revovle a lot about wether decisions i make are +/i EV irl. Well... i guess it's a good thing tbh. Also i enjoy eating seafoodlol #2
#3 all the time thinking doing that was hugely +/- EV
you play too much poker if you make home porn video to review your last "session" and to get some feedback from others...
Originally posted by opal99
you play too much poker if you make home porn video to review your last "session" and to get some feedback from others...
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You know you play poker too much when you here the word steak or stake and you look around for Soy or TC.
Originally posted by CardBender420
You know you play poker too much when you here the word steak or stake and you look around for Soy or TC.
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you definetly play too mutch Poker, whet you wake up in the morning and see that your laptop isnt anymore there and you think - Nice, at last i can sleep longer! and fall back to sleep
Originally posted by SoyCD
You actually ordered that "Stakes are high" T-shirt? ♦I want one too
haha yeah, no-one gets it, i'm seriously considering moving to an english-speaking country so people will get my witty shirts
I really want one of those "The Steaks are High" shirts! Where can you get them? Or are they only for good players like swiss 
you play toooo much poker if:
"A man comes home…from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. “Where the heck have you been?”
“Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You’ll have to leave.”
“How did you manage that, you fool?”
“It wasn’t easy. I had to fold a royal flush.” "
... You go through the internet trying to find some poker jokes (me!!! :()
check this out!!!!
Now i can say i did my homework!!!
Originally posted by DaPhunk
I really want one of those "The Steaks are High" shirts! Where can you get them? Or are they only for good players like swisshttp://www.noisebot.com/the_steaks_are_high_t-shirt.htm
You play too much poker if you think about sleep in poker terms....
You wake up in the morning thinking, damn i lost that all-in i have to wake up!
HOLD ON! REBUY!!! and go back to sleep.
HOLD ON! REBUY!!! and go back to sleep.
lol.
also when playing paintball, buying in for the minimum because that's the strategy.
i know this one time when a friend saw a chick that looked good from behind but when she turned around... well you get the idea (read: Sasquatch/Behemoth hybrid). then another friend said "well, if you play your cards right, you might take her home tonight". he replied "i fold".