Originally posted by swissmoumout
Originally posted by SoyCD
You actually ordered that "Stakes are high" T-shirt? ♦I want one too
haha yeah, no-one gets it, i'm seriously considering moving to an english-speaking country so people will get my witty shirts
I think almost less people will get the meaning in those countries, they will only think your a drug-addict with wierd style of clothing ^^
Come to sweden instead, here i think you accually would get some laughs walking through town 
guys... recently i started dreaming about poker at night. whenever i play more than 10 hours straight and went to bed i am dreaming that i am playing poker. i think i need a break ♦
you need to take a break if you are playing tilted on your dreams.
otherwise ITS OK
lol ♦
Originally posted by silent21
guys... recently i started dreaming about poker at night. whenever i play more than 10 hours straight and went to bed i am dreaming that i am playing poker. i think i need a break ♦
Lol drive car 10hours straight and go to bed you'll dream about driving. Play basketball 10hours straight you'll dream about that.
10hours straight ♦ A lot 
You play too much poker if..... you open the curtains to see the dim light of dawn and realise it's actually dusk.
Whilst not actually happened to me with poker, I did fall asleep on the sofa one Saturday evening watching a football match, only to wake up during the same game being repeated the following morning. Didn't know what the hell was going on for a minute or two 
i also dream with poker , recently that i cashed in a tourney a lot of money , like 1/3 of tribuns cash on the warm up ♦
Originally posted by EagleStar88
You play too much poker if..... you open the curtains to see the dim light of dawn and realise it's actually dusk.Whilst not actually happened to me with poker, I did fall asleep on the sofa one Saturday evening watching a football match, only to wake up during the same game being repeated the following morning. Didn't know what the hell was going on for a minute or two
looool
well it also happened to me to just fall asleep at the computer. i remember i lost like 1/3 of my stack like that ;/
I gues you play poker to much..if you start to sing in midle of a session " Isolate the fiiiiiiiiiiish Isoooooooalte the fiiiiiiiiiiiiish" and then you look to your left.. and c that you have a guests..that r allready calling 911 T_T
... or when eating the family lunch, you turn down the potatoes as you were UTG when offered them ♦
Originally posted by SoyCD
Originally posted by TimoDee
Originally posted by racenutalways
true story, every time they call.you gotta love call stations
I tried not to laugh ♦
so damn funny
ok i went for a new job that had night shifts doing data entry for christmas because i was a student. it was so damn boring that during the 3 days it took to train us i was falling half asleep and i was semi-dreaming poker situations with hands and what to do.
needless to say i quit, i am looking for a new job and playing poker 10 hours a day, which pretty much means i play too much poker without having to get any more clues
When you call an escort to discuss preflop strategies.
When you put your stats in your resume.
When you start stealing from blind people ♦
When you are having sex with a nice girl and she starts to moan and u start thinking is she bluffing me again?
you play too much poker if before sex you make a last-longer bet with your girlfriend.
Originally posted by nanowarrior
you play too much poker if before sex you make a last-longer bet with your girlfriend.
Maybe this should be tried. Just to see her expression ♦
You play way too much poker if you shout "ONE TIME!" as you open the reply e-mail for that job you recently applied to (true story).
You play way too much poker if you compare making a big life decision to having a nut flush draw (true story).
You play too much poker, if you do what I did as I wasn't able to sleep some days ago. Instead of drinking a beer or watching television I grabed paper and pen and wrote down some strategy adjustements vs tags. I went to sleep but had another idea - stood up wrote it down - went to sleep - another idea - and so on.
3 hours later I finally fell asleep. Now I have 10 papers full of thoughts. Anybody wanna buy them? ^^
(true story)
Originally posted by TribunCaesar
3 hours later I finally fell asleep.
(true story)
atleast i know now..im not the only one who has hard time to fall a sleap ♦
Originally posted by TribunCaesar
Now I have 10 papers full of thoughts. Anybody wanna buy them? ^^(true story)
make some for FL SH tonight please
