How to make trash out of gold
My first-ever loss with quads -- and to a Royal Flush one-outer yet
Mind you, I did get a jackpot payout for the quads...

Equitas evanescit pepedi quasi in vento
How to make trash out of gold
My first-ever loss with quads -- and to a Royal Flush one-outer yet
Mind you, I did get a jackpot payout for the quads...

Equitas evanescit pepedi quasi in vento
That's pretty damn sick. And he was still drawing, too...
You don't see a one-street one-outer draw materialize every day.
Oh my goodness, Vorpal! ♠_o:
I have never lost with quads so far, but lost once with a str8-flush vs royal and with full houses vs quads.
Twin kings
partypoker - 30/60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
MP: 25.42 BB (VPIP: 28.85, PFR: 10.78, 3Bet Preflop: 3.13, Hands: 107)
CO: 27.83 BB (VPIP: 11.36, PFR: 6.82, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 88)
BTN: 13.95 BB (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)
Hero (SB): 31.42 BB
BB: 22.83 BB (VPIP: 23.42, PFR: 15.74, 3Bet Preflop: 3.00, Hands: 730)
UTG: 28.55 BB (VPIP: 21.57, PFR: 13.73, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 52)
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ K♥
UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, UTG raises to 16 BB, fold, Hero raises to 31.42 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 12.55 BB and is all-in
Flop: (60.1 BB, 2 players) 2♠ A♥ 7♦
Turn: (60.1 BB, 2 players) Q♦
River: (60.1 BB, 2 players) J♣
UTG shows K♦ K♠ (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 50%)
Hero shows K♣ K♥ (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 50%)
Hero wins 2.87 BB
UTG wins 30.05 BB
Hero wins 30.05 BB
Per Primrose request copy-paste from my blog:
Had pretty absurd board run today. Defended 9s7h from BB versus BU minraise. Flop comes 4h8h2h and went checked. Turn is 5h giving me flush and I planned to check-call but it goes checked. River is 6h so board is now all heart with 48256 giving me absolute nuts. Well decided to bet pot and villain will likely call lot of hearts and maybe even in hope of split pot sometimes. For my surprise villain shoves 6x my bet. Had to use couple seconds to make sure I had nuts and not just 7 high flush or something. Went for call and thought he probably has slowplayed nut flush but he showed 3h3x and then I noticed oooooh he had straight flush also!
Big Pots are for Big Hands
Misplayed? Maybe. Nice hand? Definitely.
PokerStars - 10/20 NL (3 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (SB): 510
BB: 990 (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
Hero posts SB 10, BB posts BB 20
Pre Flop: (pot: 30) Hero has 9♦ 8♦
Hero raises to 40, BB raises to 110, Hero calls 70
Flop: (220, 2 players) 2♥ 7♦ J♦
BB bets 110, Hero calls 110
Turn: (440, 2 players) T♦
BB bets 20, Hero calls 20
River: (480, 2 players) 2♠
BB bets 480, Hero calls 270 and is all-in
BB shows 4♣ Q♦ (One Pair, Twos)
(Pre 52%, Flop 41%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 9♦ 8♦ (Straight Flush, Jack High)
(Pre 48%, Flop 59%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 1,020
Just for giggles, I decided to play some PLO 200 -- main reason was I needed a few more points to get a free dollar.
My overall session wasn't too bad, really, but I did get beat up a bit at PLO 10
Anyway, here's the hand...

Just casually picking up over 100 bucks while trying to grind out those last few points...
I gotta say, I like your style.
Originally posted by Primrose6789
Twin kingspartypoker - 30/60 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4MP: 25.42 BB (VPIP: 28.85, PFR: 10.78, 3Bet Preflop: 3.13, Hands: 107)
CO: 27.83 BB (VPIP: 11.36, PFR: 6.82, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 88)
BTN: 13.95 BB (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)
Hero (SB): 31.42 BB
BB: 22.83 BB (VPIP: 23.42, PFR: 15.74, 3Bet Preflop: 3.00, Hands: 730)
UTG: 28.55 BB (VPIP: 21.57, PFR: 13.73, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 52)Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ K♥
UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, UTG raises to 16 BB, fold, Hero raises to 31.42 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 12.55 BB and is all-in
Flop: (60.1 BB, 2 players) 2♠ A♥ 7♦
Turn: (60.1 BB, 2 players) Q♦
River: (60.1 BB, 2 players) J♣
UTG shows K♦ K♠ (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 50%)
Hero shows K♣ K♥ (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 50%, Flop 50%, Turn 50%)
Hero wins 2.87 BB
UTG wins 30.05 BB
Hero wins 30.05 BB
better on sng than cash table
Do you miss quads?
partypoker - 525/0 NL (8 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 94.63 BB
SB: 95.09 BB (VPIP: 27.64, PFR: 14.53, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 127)
BB: 95.29 BB (VPIP: 30.00, PFR: 12.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 50)
UTG: 90.86 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
MP: 91.16 BB (VPIP: 24.32, PFR: 10.81, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 37)
CO: 61.94 BB (VPIP: 20.10, PFR: 8.74, 3Bet Preflop: 4.05, Hands: 210)
6 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.13 BB) Hero has 6♥ A♥
fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB
Flop: (6.13 BB, 2 players) 6♦ A♠ 8♦
BB checks, Hero bets 2.45 BB, BB calls 2.45 BB
Turn: (11.03 BB, 2 players) 6♣
BB checks, Hero bets 4.41 BB, BB calls 4.41 BB
River: (19.86 BB, 2 players) 6♠
BB checks, Hero bets 13.9 BB, BB calls 13.9 BB
Hero shows 6♥ A♥ (Four of a Kind, Sixes)
(Pre 65%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BB mucks 8♥ 3♥ (Full House, Sixes full of Eights)
(Pre 35%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 47.65 BB
...this time with K.O.!!!
partypoker - 0/0 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 110.62 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 15.69, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 52)
SB: 77.94 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
BB: 100.16 BB (VPIP: 66.67, PFR: 66.67, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 3)
UTG: 14.05 BB (VPIP: 66.67, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3)
MP: 84.09 BB (VPIP: 19.05, PFR: 16.35, 3Bet Preflop: 8.57, Hands: 108)
Hero (CO): 40.98 BB
6 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.15 BB) Hero has 7♥ 7♠
UTG calls 1 BB, MP raises to 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB, fold, fold, fold, UTG raises to 13.94 BB and is all-in, MP calls 9.94 BB, Hero calls 9.94 BB
Flop: (43.97 BB, 3 players) 7♣ T♦ 7♦
MP bets 24.18 BB, Hero raises to 26.93 BB and is all-in, MP calls 2.75 BB
Turn: (97.83 BB, 3 players) A♥
River: (97.83 BB, 3 players) 2♠
MP shows T♥ Q♥ (Two Pair, Tens and Sevens)
Main Pot [43.97 BB]: (Pre 42%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [53.86 BB]: (Pre 49%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 7♥ 7♠ (Four of a Kind, Sevens)
Main Pot [43.97 BB]: (Pre 40%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [53.86 BB]: (Pre 51%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)
UTG shows 6♥ J♥ (One Pair, Sevens)
Main Pot [43.97 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 53.86 BB
Hero wins 43.97 BB
https://www.boomplayer.com/28983550_B19B538C1D
PokerStars - 200/400 Ante 80 NL (8 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
SB: 9,445 (0.00/0.00/0.00/18 (V/P/3/H)
BB: 14,870 (70.00/5.56/0.00/20 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (UTG): 10,550
UTG+1: 8,100 (27.78/23.53/16.67/18 (V/P/3/H)
MP: 9,920 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
MP+1: 9,200 (57.14/0.00/0.00/7 (V/P/3/H)
CO: 25,120 (41.67/8.33/25.00/12 (V/P/3/H)
BTN: 3,640 (61.11/33.33/25.00/18 (V/P/3/H)
8 players post ante of 80, SB posts SB 200, BB posts BB 400
Pre Flop: (pot: 1,240) Hero has Q♠:Q♥:
Hero raises to 1,000, UTG+1 calls 1,000, MP calls 1,000, fold, CO raises to 25,040 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,560 and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 9,470 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 7,020 and is all-in, fold
Flop: (34,760, 4 players) 7♦:Q♦:8♣:
Turn: (34,760, 4 players) 2♥:
River: (34,760, 4 players) 9♣:
Hero shows Q♠:Q♥: (Three of a Kind, Queens)
Main Pot [16,480]: (Pre 32%, Flop 69%, Turn 80%)
Side Pot#1 [13,380]: (Pre 41%, Flop 72%, Turn 80%)
Side Pot#2 [4,900]: (Pre 67%, Flop 99.6%, Turn 100%)
CO shows K♠:Q♣: (One Pair, Queens)
Main Pot [16,480]: (Pre 20%, Flop 0.4%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [13,380]: (Pre 23%, Flop 0.4%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#2 [4,900]: (Pre 33%, Flop 0.4%, Turn 0%)
UTG+1 shows A♦:2♦: (One Pair, Twos)
Main Pot [16,480]: (Pre 33%, Flop 28%, Turn 20%)
Side Pot#1 [13,380]: (Pre 36%, Flop 28%, Turn 20%)
BTN shows T♠:7♣: (One Pair, Sevens)
Main Pot [16,480]: (Pre 15%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 34,760
Good job Queens!
VS
888 Poker - 250/500 Ante 60 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: 4,190 (20.00/0.00/0.00/5 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (UTG+1): 10,741
MP: 2,805 (14.29/0.00/0.00/7 (V/P/3/H)
MP+1: 8,163 (22.50/5.71/20.00/41 (V/P/3/H)
MP+2: 8,617
CO: 4,090 (66.67/21.74/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)
BTN: 4,487 (83.33/25.00/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)
SB: 8,100 (16.67/4.17/9.09/24 (V/P/3/H)
BB: 8,424 (25.00/4.17/0.00/24 (V/P/3/H)
9 players post ante of 60, SB posts SB 250, BB posts BB 500
Pre Flop: (pot: 1,290) Hero has A♥:A♦:
UTG calls 500, Hero raises to 1,000, MP calls 1,000, fold, MP+2 calls 1,000, fold, BTN calls 1,000, fold, BB calls 500, UTG calls 500
Flop: (6,790, 6 players) 8♥:T♦:7♠:
BB checks, UTG bets 500, Hero raises to 9,681 and is all-in, MP calls 1,745 and is all-in, MP+2 calls 7,557 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,427 and is all-in, fold, fold
Turn: (27,576, 4 players) A♠:
River: (27,576, 4 players) 7♥:
Hero shows A♥:A♦: (Full House, Aces full of Sevens)
Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 66%, Flop 46%, Turn 68%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 78%, Flop 71%, Turn 85%)
Side Pot#2 [8,260]: (Pre 88%, Flop 82%, Turn 100%)
MP shows 9♣:9♥: (Two Pair, Nines and Sevens)
Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 15%, Flop 31%, Turn 18%)
MP+2 shows T♥:Q♣: (Two Pair, Tens and Sevens)
Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 8%, Flop 12%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 9%, Flop 15%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#2 [8,260]: (Pre 12%, Flop 18%, Turn 0%)
BTN shows Q♥:J♥: (One Pair, Sevens)
Main Pot [14,270]: (Pre 11%, Flop 11%, Turn 15%)
Side Pot#1 [5,046]: (Pre 12%, Flop 14%, Turn 15%)
Hero wins 14,270
Hero wins 5,046
Hero wins 8,260
Well played, Aces!
Thanks to the runout for the assist!
https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestAgitatedLocustTebowing
Direct from the "How to overplay bottom set" department.
888 Poker - 200/400 Ante 80 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BB): 920
UTG: 5,870 (0.00/0.00/0.00/2 (V/P/3/H)
UTG+1: 4,500 (7.69/0.00/0.00/13 (V/P/3/H)
MP: 24,730 (23.08/7.69/0.00/13 (V/P/3/H)
MP+1: 4,475 (0.00/0.00/0.00/13 (V/P/3/H)
MP+2: 16,315 (30.77/15.38/16.67/13 (V/P/3/H)
CO: 6,390
BTN: 4,880 (25.00/14.29/0.00/8 (V/P/3/H)
SB: 4,260 (33.33/33.33/0.00/3 (V/P/3/H)
9 players post ante of 80, SB posts SB 200, Hero posts BB 400
Pre Flop: (pot: 1,320) Hero has 2♥:5♠:
fold, fold, MP raises to 800, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 800, SB calls 600, Hero raises to 840 and is all-in, MP calls 40, BTN calls 40, SB calls 40
Flop: (4,080, 4 players) 5♦:J♠:K♦:
SB bets 400, MP calls 400, fold
Turn: (4,880, 3 players) K♥:
SB bets 800, fold
River: (4,880, 2 players) 3♣:
Hero shows 2♥:5♠: (Two Pair, Kings and Fives)
(Pre 34%, Flop 62%, Turn 70%)
SB shows Q♠:9♥: (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 66%, Flop 38%, Turn 30%)
SB wins 800
Hero wins 4,080
And I went on to cash in this tournament
Quads -- a mere trifle
C$0.10 PL Hi/Lo - Omaha Hi/Lo - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: C1.72 (66.95/11.26/5.46/1,186 (V/P/3/H)
SB: C3.92 (81.23/50.66/35.27/9,192 (V/P/3/H)
Hero (BB): C9.93
SB posts SB C0.05, Hero posts BB C0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: C0.15) Hero has T♦:K♦:3♣:T♣:
BTN calls C0.10, SB calls C0.05, Hero checks
Flop: (C0.30, 3 players) Q♣:7♥:9♦:
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets C0.20, SB calls C0.20, Hero calls C0.20
Turn: (C0.90, 3 players) J♦:
SB checks, Hero bets C0.67, BTN calls C0.67, SB calls C0.67
River: (C2.91, 3 players) Q♦:
SB bets C2.91, Hero raises to C8.96 and is all-in, fold, SB calls C0.04 and is all-in
SB shows A♣:T♠:7♦:3♦: (Flush, Queen High)
(Pre 53%, Flop 35%, Turn 8%)
Hero shows T♦:K♦:3♣:T♣: (Straight Flush, King High)
(Pre 47%, Flop 65%, Turn 93%)
Hero wins C8.37
Rake paid C0.44
Quads saved my tournament live
iPoker - 300/600 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BB: 22.01 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
UTG: 5.43 BB (VPIP: 19.05, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 21)
Hero (UTG+1): 14.32 BB
MP: 19.24 BB (VPIP: 13.89, PFR: 8.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 36)
CO: 35.78 BB (VPIP: 23.08, PFR: 15.58, 3Bet Preflop: 6.45, Hands: 78)
BTN: 69.77 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 7.89, Hands: 102)
SB: 10.94 BB (VPIP: 15.91, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 45)
7 players post ante of 0 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.2 BB) Hero has 6♣ 6♠
fold, Hero raises to 14.22 BB, MP raises to 19.14 BB, fold, BTN raises to 32.36 BB, fold, fold
Flop: (54.69 BB, 3 players) 4♣ 6♦ 6♥
Turn: (54.69 BB, 3 players) 8♥
River: (54.69 BB, 3 players) 9♣
Hero shows 6♣ 6♠ (Four of a Kind, Sixes)
Main Pot [44.85 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)
MP shows J♠ A♠ (One Pair, Sixes)
Main Pot [44.85 BB]: (Pre 38%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [9.84 BB]: (Pre 46%, Flop 25%, Turn 14%)
BTN shows T♦ T♣ (Two Pair, Tens and Sixes)
Main Pot [44.85 BB]: (Pre 44%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [9.84 BB]: (Pre 54%, Flop 75%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 44.85 BB
BTN wins 9.84 BB