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Zer0Maker
Joined: 25.12.2009

How i think that u got straight?


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

POCKET CARDS
Dealt to ALFICOR [K :spade: J :spade:]
KALTERTEE - Folds
ULSTERCOWBOY - Folds
DERDEEP - Folds
RAAV - Folds
ALFICOR - Raises $0.06 to $0.06
EVENTUALLY - Calls $0.06
FRIDGE1969 - Folds
DFI3 - Calls $0.04
FLOP [7 :diamond: 10 :diamond: K :heart:]
DFI3 - Checks
ALFICOR - Bets $0.08
EVENTUALLY - Calls $0.08
DFI3 - Folds
TURN [7 :diamond: 10 :diamond: K :heart:] [10 :club:]
ALFICOR - Bets $0.10
EVENTUALLY - Calls $0.10
RIVER [7 :diamond: 10 :diamond: K :heart: 10 :club:] [K :diamond:]
ALFICOR - Bets $0.14
EVENTUALLY - All-In $0.13
ALFICOR - returned ($0.01) : not called
SHOW DOWN
ALFICOR - Shows [K :spade: J :spade:] (Full house, kings full of tens)
EVENTUALLY - Mucks [9 :club: 9 :diamond:]
ALFICOR Collects $0.77 from main pot

I love them. _love:


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

And yet another sick bluff-call.. These guys are too good for me. :f_frown:

Table: BRADENTON (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - ULSTERCOWBOY ($3.76 in chips)
Seat 7 - MIDIS ($1 in chips)
Seat 8 - TOURNYSHARK ($0.99 in chips)
Seat 9 - BIGCLEATUS1 ($3.88 in chips)
Seat 1 - MAD RUSSIAN11 ($1.32 in chips)
Seat 2 - BRANZIK ($2.25 in chips)
Seat 3 - NATIVESON_0 ($0.57 in chips)
Seat 4 - ALFICOR ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 5 - MALC_J_CAMPB ($0.45 in chips)
MIDIS - Posts small blind $0.01
TOURNYSHARK - Posts big blind $0.02
MALC_J_CAMPB - Posts $0.02
POCKET CARDS
Dealt to ALFICOR [5 :heart: 8 :heart:]
BIGCLEATUS1 - Folds
MAD RUSSIAN11 - Folds
BRANZIK - Folds
NATIVESON_0 - Calls $0.02
ALFICOR - Raises $0.06 to $0.06
MALC_J_CAMPB - Calls $0.04
ULSTERCOWBOY - Folds
MIDIS - Folds
TOURNYSHARK - Folds
NATIVESON_0 - Calls $0.04
FLOP [8 :club: 5 :club: 10 :heart:]
NATIVESON_0 - Bets $0.02
ALFICOR - Raises $0.10 to $0.10
MALC_J_CAMPB - Calls $0.10
NATIVESON_0 - Calls $0.08
TURN [8 :club: 5 :club: 10 :heart:] [4 :spade:]
NATIVESON_0 - Bets $0.02
ALFICOR - Raises $0.57 to $0.57
MALC_J_CAMPB - All-In $0.29
NATIVESON_0 - Folds
ALFICOR - returned ($0.28) : not called
RIVER [8 :club: 5 :club: 10 :heart: 4 :spade:] [3 :diamond:]
SHOW DOWN
ALFICOR - Shows [5 :heart: 8 :heart:] (Two Pair, eights and fives)
MALC_J_CAMPB - Shows [K :heart: 2 :heart:] (king high)
ALFICOR Collects $1.06 from main pot


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MTT, 5 players to go before final table, I'm short-stacked.

Big-stack min-raised pre-flop, I have AK, obvious push, big-stack calls, shows AA.
I'm dead...

flop comes KKX, turn X, river case Ace!

AK vs AA, whatever... but don't flop me two Kings (one of only two ways I can win the hand)
and then kill me with a one-outer on the river.

That's just cruel...


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StaticMoth
Joined: 22.05.2009

This is how you make straight flushes fellas !

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (4 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU (Hero)$26.27:///////;SB$34.63:///////;BB$25.00:///////;CO$14.01:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with A:d, K:s.
CO raises to $14.01(All-In), Hero calls $14.01, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($28.37) 3:d, 4:h, Q:c (2 players)

Turn: ($28.37) 6:d (2 players)

River: ($28.37) 5:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $28.37.
Results follow:

Hero shows high card ace(A:d K:s).
CO shows a straight flush, seven high(4:d 7:d).

CO wins with a straight flush, seven high(4:d 7:d).


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Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$50/$100 No-Limit Hold'em (2 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB (Hero)$1688.00:///////;SB$2312.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q:c, 2:c.
Hero raises to $150.00, SB calls $100.00.

Flop: ($250) Q:h, 8:c, 9:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $100.00, SB calls $100.00.

Turn: ($450) 4:h (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $200.00, SB calls $200.00.

River: ($850) 5:c (2 players)
SB bets $1,000.00, Hero raises to $1,238.00(All-In), SB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $1850.


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alejandrosh
Joined: 02.07.2008

pokerstars turbo, only final table paid 10 people left

No Limit Holdem Tournament
PokerStars
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$9.00+$0.90

Stacks:
UTG (191k)
CO (86k)
BTN (260k)
SB (101k)
BB (18k)

Blinds: 7k/14k Ante 1.8k

Pre-Flop: (30k, 5 players)
4 folds, SB says "lol... 28"

Final Pot: 30k

BB wins 30k (net +14k)

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obv next hand I shove QQ and bubble to AK

yay.


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ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

1050$ WCOOOP

No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$1000+$50

Stacks:
UTG RAZA14 (15,740)
UTG+1 Ravageur (44,940)
MP1 Marinersheep (25,160)
MP2 shaundeeb (17,703)
MP3 blustreeak (57,437)
CO pool_shark_1 (13,885)
BTN Hero (26,300)
SB My Brim Low (21,875)
BB ch3rish (30,990)

Blinds: 150/300 Ante 40

Pre-Flop: (810, 9 players) Hero is BTN 9♥ 9♣
RAZA14 raises to 700, 5 folds, Hero calls 700, 2 folds

Flop: 7♠ 2♠ 9♦ (2,210, 2 players)
RAZA14 bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500

Turn: Q♠ (5,210, 2 players)
RAZA14 checks, Hero bets 3,500, RAZA14 goes all-in 13,500, Hero calls 10,000

River: 3♣ (32,210, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 32,210
RAZA14 shows three of a kind, Queens
Q♥ Q♣
Hero shows three of a kind, Nines
9♥ 9♣

RAZA14 wins 32,210 (net +16,470)

Hero lost 15,740


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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

Move up to where they respect your flopped top sets.


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bradomurder
Joined: 17.10.2008

First of all I know my play here was "sub-optimal" but you cant argue with results, thinnest valuebet of my life

Sorry for bad format

Full Tilt Poker Game $15,000 KO Guarantee (183826768), Table 56 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 01:15:13 ET - 2010/09/11

Seat 1: Go Ahead Punk (8,988)
Seat 2: DuraAce (10,386), is sitting out
Seat 3: TiltingAAs (6,065)
Seat 4: Bradomurder (32,826) SB
Seat 5: rggflash (15,845) BB
Seat 6: got em batches (4,605)

Bradomurder posts the small blind of 200
rggflash posts the big blind of 400

HOLE CARDS
Dealt to Bradomurder T :heart: 4 :heart:

4 folds

Bradomurder raises to 1,000
rggflash calls 600

FLOP (2300)
5 :diamond: 4 :diamond: 7 :heart:

Bradomurder bets 1,400
rggflash calls 1,400

TURN (5100)
5 :diamond: 4 :diamond: 7 :heart: 2 :heart:

Bradomurder checks
rggflash bets 1,600
Bradomurder calls 1,600

RIVER (8300)
5 :diamond: 4 :diamond: 7 :heart: 2 :heart: J :spade:

Bradomurder bets 6,000
rggflash calls 6,000

SHOW DOWN
Bradomurder shows [T :heart: 4 :heart:] a pair of Fours

rggflash mucks
Bradomurder wins the pot (20,300) with a pair of Fours
SUMMARY

Seat 5: rggflash (big blind) mucked [2 :spade: A :heart:] - a pair of Twos


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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

as if valuebet, you're just clicking buttons :P


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bradomurder
Joined: 17.10.2008

Turns out so was he, luckily


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ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

Originally posted by chenny8888
Move up to where they respect your flopped top sets.

can't nowhere to go. point of playing this was to make sure people would respect stuff like this!!!


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BUIACHAKAAAA

http://www.pokerstrategy.com/poker-hand-converter/492353

something goes wrong with posting hand i dont know ! finally i fell ok after giving a big suckout


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** Hand History for Game 9660100610 **
$10 USD NL Double Hold'em - Thursday, September 23, 15:38:22 EEST 2010
Table Table 185258 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 3/6
Seat 3: Lumimanik111 ( $11.02 USD )
Seat 5: nicpa86 ( $6.59 USD )
Seat 2: raisemedonk ( $12.90 USD )
Lumimanik111 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
nicpa86 posts big blind [$0.10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to raisemedonk [ Ac 8c 7c ]
raisemedonk raises [$0.40 USD]
Lumimanik111 calls [$0.35 USD]
nicpa86 calls [$0.30 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, Ts, 6c ]
Lumimanik111 - Selects point card
raisemedonk - Selects point card
Lumimanik111 bets [$0.57 USD]
nicpa86 - Selects point card
nicpa86 calls [$0.57 USD]
raisemedonk calls [$0.57 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
Lumimanik111 bets [$1.38 USD]
nicpa86 calls [$1.38 USD]
raisemedonk calls [$1.38 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
Lumimanik111 bets [$3.35 USD]
nicpa86 is all-In [$4.24 USD]
raisemedonk is all-In [$10.55 USD]
Lumimanik111 is all-In [$5.32 USD]
Lumimanik111 shows [ Qs, Kc, 4c ]a flush, King high.
nicpa86 shows [ 7d, Td, 9d ]a full house, Tens full of Nines.
raisemedonk shows [ Ac, 8c, 7c ]a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins with Hand 2.
raisemedonk wins $1.88 USD from the side pot 2 with a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins $8.84 USD from the side pot 1 with a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins $18.79 USD from the main pot with a straight flush, Ten high.

muhahah loook at that :X i m on fire :))


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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

Originally posted by cojonel
** Hand History for Game 9660100610 **
$10 USD NL Double Hold'em - Thursday, September 23, 15:38:22 EEST 2010
Table Table 185258 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 3/6
Seat 3: Lumimanik111 ( $11.02 USD )
Seat 5: nicpa86 ( $6.59 USD )
Seat 2: raisemedonk ( $12.90 USD )
Lumimanik111 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
nicpa86 posts big blind [$0.10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to raisemedonk [ Ac 8c 7c ]
raisemedonk raises [$0.40 USD]
Lumimanik111 calls [$0.35 USD]
nicpa86 calls [$0.30 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, Ts, 6c ]
Lumimanik111 - Selects point card
raisemedonk - Selects point card
Lumimanik111 bets [$0.57 USD]
nicpa86 - Selects point card
nicpa86 calls [$0.57 USD]
raisemedonk calls [$0.57 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
Lumimanik111 bets [$1.38 USD]
nicpa86 calls [$1.38 USD]
raisemedonk calls [$1.38 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
Lumimanik111 bets [$3.35 USD]
nicpa86 is all-In [$4.24 USD]
raisemedonk is all-In [$10.55 USD]
Lumimanik111 is all-In [$5.32 USD]
Lumimanik111 shows [ Qs, Kc, 4c ]a flush, King high.
nicpa86 shows [ 7d, Td, 9d ]a full house, Tens full of Nines.
raisemedonk shows [ Ac, 8c, 7c ]a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins with Hand 2.
raisemedonk wins $1.88 USD from the side pot 2 with a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins $8.84 USD from the side pot 1 with a straight flush, Ten high.
raisemedonk wins $18.79 USD from the main pot with a straight flush, Ten high.

muhahah loook at that :X i m on fire :))

Must be nice. My doubleholdem experience was just me getting run over by people flopping better than me each hand.


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StaticMoth
Joined: 22.05.2009

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$4.51:///////;SB$10.00:///////;BB$10.00:///////;MP2$10.66:///////;MP3$10.67:///////;CO (Hero)$14.67:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9:d, T:d.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.35, BU calls $0.35, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.85) 2:s, 7:s, 9:s (2 players)
Hero bets $0.70, BU calls $0.70.

Turn: ($2.25) 5:d (2 players)
Hero bets $1.62, BU raises to $3.46(All-In), Hero calls $1.84.

River: ($9.17) A:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $9.17.
Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of nines(9:d T:d).
BU shows a pair of aces(K:c A:c).

BU wins with a pair of aces(K:c A:c).

Villain - 9/6/0.2AF nit ... where do they come up with these plays? I mean not a single draw on such a board for him ... good job


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We have all seen this happen countless times. What made my head a-splode? The Villain's screen name was 'Spewcall' _mad:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 6.5 Tournament, 150/300 Blinds (4 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG (t3400)
Button (t295)
Hero (SB) (t6085)
BB (t3720)

Hero's M: 13.52

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, 7
2 folds, Hero bets t6085 (All-In), BB calls t3420 (All-In)

Flop: (t7440) J, 10, 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t7440) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t7440) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t7440

Results:
Hero had Q, 7 (one pair, twos).
BB had A, 6 (one pair, twos).
Outcome: BB won t7440

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 6.5 Tournament, 250/500 Blinds (3 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t1630)
Hero (Button) (t5760)
SB (t6110)

Hero's M: 7.68

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, A
Hero bets t5760 (All-In), SB raises to t6110 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t12020) A, 3, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t12020) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12020) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t12020

Results:
Hero had 9, A (one pair, Aces).
SB had 2, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won t12020


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Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$21.40:///////;MP3$24.81:///////;CO$22.38:///////;BU (Hero)$18.79:///////;SB$42.00:///////;BB$50.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with J:h, A:h.
MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 raises to $1.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $4.00, 2 folds, MP2 calls $3.50, MP3 raises to $7.00, Hero calls $3.00, MP2 calls $3.00.

Flop: ($21.75) A:s, 3:c, 3:d (3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 raises to $17.81, Hero calls $11.79(All-In), MP2 calls $14.40.

Turn: ($65.75) T:d (3 players)

River: ($65.75) 5:s (3 players)

Final Pot: $65.75.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, aces and threes(J:h A:h).
MP3 shows two pairs, queens and threes(Q:h Q:d).
MP2 shows two pairs, kings and threes(K:c K:h).

Hero wins with two pairs, aces and threes(J:h A:h).
MP3 wins with two pairs, queens and threes(Q:h Q:d).
MP2 wins with two pairs, kings and threes(K:c K:h).


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WHAT THE HEEEELll??are they throwing with moneys in me ? thx :)) lol

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$10.05:///////;SB$51.55:///////;BB$21.38:///////;MP2 (Hero)$54.27:///////;MP3$38.70:///////;CO$50.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9:d, 8:d.
Hero raises to $1.50, 4 folds, BB calls $1.00.

Flop: ($3.25) 7:h, 5:c, Q:d (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($3.25) 4:d (2 players)
BB bets $1.54, Hero calls $1.54.

River: ($6.33) 6:s (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero raises to $13.00, BB calls $9.50.

Final Pot: $32.33.
Results follow:

BB shows high card queen(T:d J:c).
Hero shows a straight, nine high(9:d 8:d).

Hero wins with a straight, nine high(9:d 8:d).


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