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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Originally posted by Hiicantpk
This was on another game i used to play that had poker as a minigame.

Epic post


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zxc2323
Joined: 04.02.2009

Full Tilt - $0.02 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $2.46
BB: $1.85
UTG: $2.00
UTG+1: $1.78
MP: $1.68
MP+1: $4.08
LP: $2.00
CO: $5.40
Hero (BTN): $3.91

SB posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has 8♥ 7♥

fold, fold, MP raises to $0.08, fold, fold, CO calls $0.08, Hero calls $0.08, fold, fold

Flop: ($0.27, 3 players) 8♠ 8♣ 3♣
MP checks, CO bets $0.27, Hero calls $0.27, fold

Turn: ($0.81, 2 players) 8♦
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.81, 2 players) T♥
CO bets $4.84, Hero calls $3.56 and is all-in

CO shows A♦ 9♦ (Three of a Kind, Eights) (PreFlop 61%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 8♥ 7♥ (Four of a Kind, Eights) (PreFlop 39%, Flop 99%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins $7.41

Was praying for him to do that :tongue: He was this fish who was making plays like that and running good. Way to check behind for value...

Full Tilt - $0.02 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (MP+1): $2.18
CO: $1.97
BTN: $1.98
SB: $4.04
BB: $1.00
UTG: $1.48
UTG+1: $1.72
MP: $0.84

SB posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has 7♥ 7♦

UTG calls $0.02, fold, MP raises to $0.06, Hero calls $0.06, fold, fold, SB calls $0.05, fold, UTG calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.26, 4 players) 7♠ J♦ J♥
SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $0.16, SB calls $0.16, UTG calls $0.16, MP calls $0.16

Turn: ($0.90, 4 players) A♦
SB checks, UTG bets $0.02, MP calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.40, SB calls $0.40, UTG calls $0.38, MP calls $0.38

River: ($2.50, 4 players) 9♣
SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.56 and is all-in, SB calls $1.56, UTG calls $0.86 and is all-in, MP calls $0.22 and is all-in

Hero shows 7♥ 7♦ (Full House, Sevens full of Jacks) (PreFlop 16%, Flop 67%, Turn 80%)
SB mucks K♦ J♠ (Three of a Kind, Jacks) (PreFlop 24%, Flop 24%, Turn 10%)
UTG mucks 8♥ 8♣ (Two Pair, Jacks and Eights) (PreFlop 28%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
MP mucks A♠ Q♠ (Two Pair, Aces and Jacks) (PreFlop 32%, Flop 1%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins $6.26

Amazing...


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

CO insta called _biggrin:

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$18.38:///////;CO$10.25:///////;BU (Hero)$12.95:///////;SB$12.22:///////;BB$6.18:///////;MP2$12.19:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 9:s, T:c.
MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $0.35, CO calls $0.35, 3 folds, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.85) Q:d, 9:c, 6:h (2 players)
MP3 bets $0.85, CO raises to $1.70, MP3 raises to $18.03, CO calls $8.20.

Turn: ($28.78) 8:d (2 players)

River: ($28.78) 7:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $28.78.

Results follow:

MP3 shows a pair of queens(Jh Qh).
CO shows high card king(4s Ks).

MP3 wins with a pair of queens(Jh Qh).


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StaticMoth
Joined: 22.05.2009

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($70)
BB ($81.40)
UTG ($78.85)
UTG+1 ($50)
Hero ($52.75)
BTN ($8.60)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♦

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.75, fold, SB calls $5.50, fold, fold

FLOP ($13.75) A♣ 3♦ 8♥

SB bets $64.25 (AI), Hero calls $47 (AI)

TURN ($107) A♣ 3♦ 8♥ 2♣

RIVER ($107) A♣ 3♦ 8♥ 2♣ 4♥

SB shows 5♠ 2♥
(Pre 14%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows A♥ A♦
(Pre 86%, Flop 86.3%, Turn 90.9%)

SB wins $104
:f_mad:


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Originally posted by StaticMoth
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($70)
BB ($81.40)
UTG ($78.85)
UTG+1 ($50)
Hero ($52.75)
BTN ($8.60)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♦

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.75, fold, SB calls $5.50, fold, fold

FLOP ($13.75) A♣ 3♦ 8♥

SB bets $64.25 (AI), Hero calls $47 (AI)

TURN ($107) A♣ 3♦ 8♥ 2♣

RIVER ($107) A♣ 3♦ 8♥ 2♣ 4♥

SB shows 5♠ 2♥
(Pre 14%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows A♥ A♦
(Pre 86%, Flop 86.3%, Turn 90.9%)

SB wins $104
:f_mad:

Cant really blame the guy for shoving, it was a cooler flop for him. I mean once you flop a gutterball with 52o, you go. :f_cool:


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StaticMoth
Joined: 22.05.2009

Originally posted by Alficor1
Cant really blame the guy for shoving, it was a cooler flop for him. I mean once you flop a gutterball with 52o, you go. :f_cool:

ldo, dream flop for his hand in a 3bet pot - monsterdraw, get it in, standard cooler :f_love:


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Epic play by villain

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$25.11:///////;BB$33.91:///////;MP2$23.08:///////;MP3 (Hero)$26.02:///////;CO$30.17:///////;BU$19.05:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4:d, 2:d.
2 folds, CO raises to $0.70, BU calls $0.70, 2 folds, BB folds.

Flop: ($1.75) 8:h, J:s, A:d (2 players)
CO checks, BU checks.

Turn: ($1.75) A:s (2 players)
CO checks, BU checks.

River: ($1.75) K:s (2 players)
CO checks, BU checks.

Final Pot: $1.75.

Results follow:

BU shows a pair of aces(6:d 7:d).
CO shows three of a kind, aces(9:h A:h).

CO wins with three of a kind, aces(9:h A:h).


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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
3 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($34.25)
HERO ($29.28)
BB ($26.87)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 3 players) Hero is SB A♥ Q♠
BTN raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, BB folds, BTN calls $1.75

Flop: 8♣ 3♠ 7♥ ($5.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3, Hero raises to $8.10, BTN goes all-in $31.75, Hero folds, Hero says "Clown gets lucky again"

Final Pot: $45.10
BTN shows high card Eight
4♥ 2♥

BTN wins $44.10 (net +$9.85)

Hero lost $10.60

Can you even believe this? Complete donkey maniac playing rediculously agressive. I finally pick up a hand and decide to just check flop so he will put more money in with bad hand.. i reraise him cause i knew he was bluffing again. Then he just goes all in? WTF? i couldn't believe this.. Complete maniac.. i just thought he got lucky.. he's so bad that flop could have hit him so i fold. Then he shows me 4-2.. cmon really? like wtf? Who the fuck raises 4-2 preflop and calls a 3bet with 4 high? Tilted so bad after he shows me 4 high :f_mad:


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martins1337
Joined: 07.06.2009

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3 (Hero)$25.00:///////;CO$44.95:///////;BU$25.00:///////;SB$10.10:///////;BB$20.45:///////;MP2$51.10:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6:h, 6:c.
MP2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, SB calls $0.65, BB folds.

Flop: ($1.75) A:d, T:c, 6:s (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero folds, SB gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $1.75.


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

He had three aces anyway. :f_cool:


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Originally posted by martins1337
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3 (Hero)$25.00:///////;CO$44.95:///////;BU$25.00:///////;SB$10.10:///////;BB$20.45:///////;MP2$51.10:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6:h, 6:c.
MP2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, SB calls $0.65, BB folds.

Flop: ($1.75) A:d, T:c, 6:s (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero folds, SB gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $1.75.

Misclick or disconnect, no? I had some situations like this, it really sucks...


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KudlatyPL
Joined: 13.02.2009

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

€0.1/€0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]CO€29.67:///////;BU (Hero)€145.89:///////;SB€25.00:///////;BB€15.21:///////;MP2€58.85:///////;MP3€25.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with T:d, J:s.
MP2 raises to €1.25, 2 folds, Hero calls €1.25, SB folds, BB calls €1.00.

Flop: (€3.85) A:h, Q:h, K:s (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets €3.00, Hero calls €3.00, BB folds.

Turn: (€9.85) Q:d (2 players)
MP2 bets €7.50, Hero calls €7.50.

River: (€24.85) 7:c (2 players)
MP2 bets €47.10(All-In), Hero calls €47.10.

Final Pot: €119.05.
Results follow:

Hero shows a straight, ace high(T:d J:s).
MP2 shows a pair of queens(4:h 6:h).

Hero wins with a straight, ace high(T:d J:s).

on river i used whole time bank & "Fck my life i call"


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knb22
Joined: 29.04.2009

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($46.21)
BB ($8.02)
UTG ($24.59)
UTG+1 ($9.55)
Hero ($35.92)
MP1 ($25.52)
MP2 ($17.51)
CO ($9.79)
BTN ($3.57)

Dealt to Hero K♠ K♥

fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.85, MP1 raises to $2.80, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $2.55, Hero calls $1.95

FLOP ($8.50) 7♥ T♦ 4♦

BB bets $5.22 (AI), Hero folds, MP1 calls $5.22

TURN ($18.94) 7♥ T♦ 4♦ 5♥

RIVER ($18.94) 7♥ T♦ 4♦ 5♥ Q♦

BB shows 9♥ 8♥
(Pre 23%, Flop 35.1%, Turn 34.1%)

MP1 shows A♠ A♦
(Pre 77%, Flop 64.9%, Turn 65.9%)

MP1 wins $18

MP1 is 13/9, with 1.2 (!) 3bet over 500 hands.

Always feels good to setmine with kings


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supeyrio
Joined: 11.11.2009

Originally posted by Hiicantpk
This was on another game i used to play that had poker as a minigame.

puzzle pirates!


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justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

muahahahaha

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG SwimLILFISHY ($20)
CO Hero ($71.35)
BTN Ghostridahii ($41.80)
SB Coopdogg191 ($42.05)
BB MarineForce1 ($86.30)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO J♥ A♥
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, Coopdogg191 calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: 4♠ 8♦ 2♠ ($5, 2 players)
Coopdogg191 checks, Hero checks

Turn: 2♥ ($5, 2 players)
Coopdogg191 checks, Hero checks

River: A♣ ($5, 2 players)
Coopdogg191 bets $5, Hero raises to $18, Coopdogg191 calls $13

Final Pot: $41
Coopdogg191 shows
7♣ 9♥
Hero shows
J♥ A♥

Hero wins $39 (net +$19)

Coopdogg191 lost $20


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

Just BOOM!!!
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]CO$10.00:///////;BU$9.33:///////;SB$12.52:///////;BB (Hero)$24.37:///////;MP2$10.05:///////;MP3$10.78:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q:s, 4:c.
MP2 calls $0.10, 2 folds, BU raises to $0.20, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.55) 5:d, 7:d, Q:c (2 players)
MP2 checks, BU checks.

Turn: ($0.55) J:s (2 players)
MP2 checks, BU checks.

River: ($0.55) 9:h (2 players)
MP2 bets $1.20, BU calls $1.20.

Final Pot: $2.95.
Results follow:

BU shows a straight, queen high(T:h 8:s).
MP2 shows a pair of queens(A:h Q:d).

BU wins with a straight, queen high(T:h 8:s).


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erptech
Joined: 15.03.2008

$0.10/$0.20 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($30.65)
UTG+1 ($20.60)
CO ($5.10)
Hero ($20.60)
SB ($5.30)
BB ($24.54)

Pre-Flop: ($0.30, 6 players) Hero is BTN K♦ K♠
2 folds, CO raises to $0.60, Hero raises to $1.80, SB goes all-in $5.30, 1 fold, CO goes all-in $4.50, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: 2♠ 3♠ A♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 5♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: 4♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $15.90
SB shows
J♥ J♣
CO shows
Q♥ Q♠
Hero shows
K♦ K♠

Hero collects $5.10 (net -$0.20)
SB collects $5.10 (net -$0.20)
CO collects $4.91 (net -$0.19)


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Meemawuk
Joined: 27.05.2009

wtf?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$10:383/15/7/1.6/29/28/100/53;Hero$10:///////;CO$3.53:43/53/0/0.9/38/0/-/22;[/tg]
0.05/0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant.Base 0.98 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7♦, 7♣
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 2 folds, CO calls $0.30, BU folds, SB calls $0.25, BB folds.

Flop: ($1.00) J♠, J♦, 9♠ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($1.00) 9♦ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($1.00) 2♥ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: $1.00

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two-pair, jacks and nines (7d 7c)
CO shows (6c 5h)
SB shows (4s 4c)

Hero wins with two-pair, jacks and nines (7d 7c)


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StaticMoth
Joined: 22.05.2009

Originally posted by Meemawuk
wtf?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$10:383/15/7/1.6/29/28/100/53;Hero$10:///////;CO$3.53:43/53/0/0.9/38/0/-/22;[/tg]
0.05/0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant.Base 0.98 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7♦, 7♣
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 2 folds, CO calls $0.30, BU folds, SB calls $0.25, BB folds.

Flop: ($1.00) J♠, J♦, 9♠ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($1.00) 9♦ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($1.00) 2♥ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: $1.00

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two-pair, jacks and nines (7d 7c)
CO shows (6c 5h)
SB shows (4s 4c)

Hero wins with two-pair, jacks and nines (7d 7c)

where's the wtf part?


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Alficor1
Joined: 16.06.2010

That he won with 7 hi i guess..


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