Post hands that made your head a-splode!

Originally posted by erptech
$0.10/$0.20 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($30.65)
UTG+1 ($20.60)
CO ($5.10)
Hero ($20.60)
SB ($5.30)
BB ($24.54)

Pre-Flop: ($0.30, 6 players) Hero is BTN K♦ K♠
2 folds, CO raises to $0.60, Hero raises to $1.80, SB goes all-in $5.30, 1 fold, CO goes all-in $4.50, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: 2♠ 3♠ A♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 5♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: 4♠ ($15.90, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $15.90
SB shows
J♥ J♣
CO shows
Q♥ Q♠
Hero shows
K♦ K♠

Hero collects $5.10 (net -$0.20)
SB collects $5.10 (net -$0.20)
CO collects $4.91 (net -$0.19)

epic ♦

Reminds me of this

0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant.Base 0.98 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A♠, A♣
MP2 raises to $0,30, Hero raises to $1,00, 3 folds, BB calls $0,90, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($2,35) Q♣, 6♣, 5♥ (2 players)
BB bets $1,12, Hero raises to $3,00, BB calls $1,88 (All-In).

Turn: ($8,35) 8♣
River: ($8,35) 8♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $8,35

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two-pair, aces and eights (As Ac)
BB shows (Th 2h)

Hero wins with two-pair, aces and eights (As Ac)

Originally posted by StaticMoth
Reminds me of this

lol

Really good example of how good this video is for poker ♦
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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$9.77:///////;CO (Hero)$12.88:///////;BU$16.85:///////;SB$10.05:///////;BB$10.75:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q:h, K:h.
MP3 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BU raises to $0.70, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.55) 6:h, 5:h, A:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $0.80, Hero raises to $1.60, BU calls $0.80.

Turn: ($4.75) 7:h (2 players)
Hero checks, BU checks.

River: ($4.75) 9:h (2 players)
Hero bets $2.85, BU calls $2.85.

Final Pot: $10.45.

Results follow:

Hero shows a flush, ace high(Qh Kh).
BU shows a flush, ace high(Ks Kc).

Hero wins with a flush, ace high(Qh Kh).

Just.. why?

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$11.15:///////;UTG2$37.89:///////;MP1 (Hero)$20.31:///////;MP2$8.45:///////;MP3$10.15:///////;CO$10.58:///////;BU$10.00:///////;SB$6.84:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K:c, A:c.
UTG2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 4 folds, SB raises to $0.70, BB folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Flop: ($1.5) 3:c, 6:d, 7:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, SB raises to $1.60, Hero raises to $19.61, SB calls $4.54.

Turn: ($27.25) 3:d (2 players)

River: ($27.25) K:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $27.25.

Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and threes(K:c A:c).
SB shows a pair of threes(9:h J:s).

Hero wins with two pairs, kings and threes(K:c A:c).

just lol, I was trying to click on a table to join the waitlist,and exactly in that moment the button for calling all-in appeared when I wanted to click the table to join lolololol.....

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$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$10.00:///////;MP3 (Hero)$10.75:///////;CO$12.99:///////;BU$9.25:///////;SB$9.45:///////;BB$7.22:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J:h, A:h.
MP2 raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, CO folds, BU raises to $1.00, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $10.00, Hero raises to $10.75, BU calls $8.25(All-In).

Flop: ($30.15) 2:h, 6:h, 5:h (3 players)

Turn: ($30.15) 6:c (3 players)

River: ($30.15) 2:d (3 players)

Final Pot: $30.15.
Results follow:

BU shows two pairs, sixs and twos(9:c A:c).
MP2 shows two pairs, sixs and twos(A:s K:d).
Hero shows a flush, ace high(J:h A:h).

Hero wins with a flush, ace high(J:h A:h).

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$15/$30 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$1230.00:///////;SB$1800.00:///////;BB (Hero)$1500.00:///////;MP2$1500.00:///////;MP3$1500.00:///////;CO$1470.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5:c, 6:s.
MP2 folds, MP3 calls $30.00, CO folds, BU calls $30.00, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($105) 5:h, J:c, 6:h (3 players)
Hero bets $75.00, MP3 folds, BU calls $75.00.

Turn: ($255) 6:c (2 players)
Hero bets $120.00, BU raises to $300.00, Hero raises to $625.00, BU raises to $950.00, Hero raises to $1,515.00, BU calls $175.00.

River: ($2775) 2:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $2775.

He had T8o ♠_o: It was one of those "What the fuck just happened" spots ♦

Epic hand:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) On Game
SB ($6.19)
BB ($13.35)
Hero ($15.31)
CO ($21.04)
BTN ($11.03)

Dealt to Hero 5♠ 2♥

fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.40, fold, BB raises to $1.50, BTN raises to $11.03 (AI), BB calls $9.53

FLOP ($22.11) 7♥ 9♦ 3♠

TURN ($22.11) 7♥ 9♦ 3♠ 3♦

RIVER ($22.11) 7♥ 9♦ 3♠ 3♦ 6♦

BTN shows A♦ K♣
(Pre 68%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 0.0%)

BB shows 9♠ 3♥
(Pre 32%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 100.0%)

BB wins $21.01

This is the worst. I had a very good stack. I don't understand what's running on this guy's OBVIOUSLY DUMB mind!!!!! ♠_evil:

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.25+$0.15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 7 players - View hand 1220821
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UTG: t39294 M = 107.65
UTG+1: t4995 M = 13.68
MP: t8965 M = 24.56
Hero (CO): t7517 M = 20.59
BTN: t5308 M = 14.54
SB: t5850 M = 16.03
BB: t28437 M = 77.91

Pre Flop: (t365) Hero is CO with J J
UTG raises to t750, 2 folds, Hero calls t750, 3 folds

Flop: (t1865) K T J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t1500, UTG raises to t38524 all in, Hero calls t5247 all in

Turn: (t15359) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t15359) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t15359
UTG shows 6 A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
UTG wins t15359

Hand #1
Poker Stars $1.00+$0.25+$0.15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1234621
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MP1: t2000 100 BBs
MP2: t1990 99.50 BBs
CO: t1960 98 BBs
BTN: t1850 92.50 BBs
SB: t1680 84 BBs
BB: t1700 85 BBs
Hero (UTG): t2000 100 BBs
UTG+1: t2350 117.50 BBs
UTG+2: t2470 123.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to t100, 2 folds, MP1 calls t100, MP2 calls t100, CO raises to t1960 all in, 2 folds, BB calls t1680 all in, Hero raises to t2000 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t5830) 4 7 J (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t5830) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t5830) K (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t5830
CO shows Q Q (a flush, King high)
BB shows Q Q (a flush, King high - Queen higher)
Hero shows K K (a flush, King high)
Hero wins t260
CO wins t260
BB wins t5310

Hand #2
Poker Stars $1.00+$0.25+$0.15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 8 players - View hand 1234622
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BTN: t17880 M = 35.76
SB: t259 M = 0.52
BB: t4850 M = 9.70
UTG: t1818 M = 3.64
Hero (UTG+1): t6465 M = 12.93
MP1: t23010 M = 46.02
MP2: t13540 M = 27.08
CO: t16760 M = 33.52

Pre Flop: (t500) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to t600, MP1 calls t600, 2 folds, BTN calls t600, SB calls t134 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t2434) 6 9 7 (4 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets t1000, MP1 calls t1000, BTN folds

Turn: (t4434) 9 (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero bets t4840 all in, MP1 calls t4840

River: (t14114) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t14114
SB shows 8 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Nines)
MP1 shows 2 8 (a flush, King high)
MP1 wins t12778
MP1 wins t1336

View all 2 hands

By far the biggest WTF moment of this day

Full Tilt Poker $2 + $0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 3 players - View hand 1235313
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BTN: t1235 12.35 BBs
SB: t3335 33.35 BBs
Hero (BB): t4430 44.30 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with Q 5
1 fold, SB calls t50, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) Q 5 T (2 players)
SB bets t100, Hero raises to t350, SB calls t250

Turn: (t900) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t600, SB calls t600

River: (t2100) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t1200, SB calls t1200

Final Pot: t4500
SB shows 9 8 (a straight, Ten high)
Hero shows Q 5 (two pair, Queens and Fives)
SB wins t4500

Oh, now i realized he had a gutshot. So nothing special.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG1$5.22:///////;UTG2 (Hero)$2.11:///////;MP1$5.00:///////;MP2$1.39:///////;MP3$6.24:///////;CO$4.67:///////;BU$1.93:///////;SB$2.45:///////;BB$5.54:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is UTG2 with 3:c, K:c.
UTG1 raises to $0.20, Hero folds, MP1 raises to $0.60, MP2 raises to $1.39(All-In), 5 folds, UTG1 raises to $5.22, MP1 calls $4.40(All-In).

Flop: ($11.68) J:s, 6:c, T:c (3 players)

Turn: ($11.68) K:h (3 players)

River: ($11.68) Q:s (3 players)

Final Pot: $11.68.
Results follow:

UTG1 shows a straight, ace high(A:h A:d).
MP1 shows three of a kind, kings(K:s K:d).
MP2 shows three of a kind, jacks(J:h J:c).

UTG1 wins with a straight, ace high(A:h A:d).

I predicted these cards as they came out haha!! so siiick!!

Wat

Full Tilt Poker $5 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 5 players - View hand 1287958
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UTG: t1200 20 BBs
Hero (CO): t2970 49.50 BBs
BTN: t930 15.50 BBs
SB: t1745 29.08 BBs
BB: t2155 35.92 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is CO with 8 6
1 fold, Hero raises to t150, 1 fold, SB calls t120, BB calls t90

Flop: (t450) 7 4 J (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets t60, Hero calls t60, SB folds

Turn: (t570) 9 (2 players)
BB bets t60, Hero calls t60

River: (t690) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t240, BB calls t240

Final Pot: t1170
Hero shows 8 6 (a flush, Jack high)
BB mucks 6 5
Hero wins t1170

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU (Hero)$36.06:///////;SB$23.54:///////;BB$60.15:///////;MP3$28.96:///////;CO$21.25:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with K:d, K:s.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, SB folds, BB raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $8.00, BB raises to $60.40, Hero calls $28.06.

Flop: ($96.31) Q:d, Q:h, 9:h (2 players)

Turn: ($96.31) 2:h (2 players)

River: ($96.31) 8:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $96.31.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and queens(K:d K:s).
BB shows three of a kind, queens(4:s Q:c).

BB wins with three of a kind, queens(4:s Q:c).

I so wish I'd called this pre-flop raise!

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8 :club:, 7
3 fold, MP2 calls, 2 fold, BU calls, Hero calls,
BB raises t120 to t180, MP2 calls, BU calls, Hero folds

Flop: (600) K :heart:, T :club:, 9 (3 Players)
BB checks,
MP2 bets t60, BU calls,
BB raises t60 to t120, MP2 calls, BU calls

Turn: (960) 6 (3 Players)
BB bets t60, MP2 calls, BU calls

River: (1140) 5 (3 Players)
BB bets t570, 2 fold

Final Pot: t1710

WP sir

Full Tilt Poker $5,500 KO Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1317976
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UTG+2: t2853 47.55 BBs
MP1: t1620 27 BBs
MP2: t1507 25.12 BBs
CO: t8878 147.97 BBs
BTN: t5455 90.92 BBs
SB: t1630 27.17 BBs
BB: t7815 130.25 BBs
Hero (UTG): t3502 58.37 BBs
UTG+1: t4484 74.73 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to t132, 2 folds, MP1 calls t132, MP2 calls t132, 1 fold, BTN calls t132, 2 folds

Flop: (t618) 4 7 3 (4 players)
Hero bets t240, MP1 calls t240, MP2 calls t240, BTN calls t240

Turn: (t1578) 9 (4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

River: (t1578) 8 (4 players)
Hero bets t930, MP1 raises to t1248 all in, MP2 folds, BTN folds, Hero calls t318

Final Pot: t4074
MP1 shows J T (a straight, Jack high)
Hero mucks 8 8
MP1 wins t4074

Lol i hope this fish now knows why you dont open limp in late position!

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: $7.12 (142.4 bb)
MP1: $5.12 (102.4 bb)
MP2: $0.98 (19.6 bb)
MP3: $2.17 (43.4 bb)
CO: $10.55 (211 bb)
BTN: $6.09 (121.8 bb)
SB: $4.55 (91 bb)
Hero (BB): $5.69 (113.8 bb)
UTG+1: $17.48 (349.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 3
6 folds, BTN calls $0.05, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.12) A 6 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.07, BTN raises to $0.14, Hero calls $0.07

Turn: ($0.40) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.24, BTN raises to $0.48, Hero calls $0.24

River: ($1.36) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.02, BTN calls $5.02

Results:

888 Poker - $0.02 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $1.35
Hero (BB): $5.37
UTG: $1.95
UTG+1: $2.11
MP: $2.14
MP+1: $2.00
LP: $0.80
CO: $2.77
BTN: $1.82

SB posts SB $0.01, Hero posts BB $0.02, MP+1 posts DB $0.02

Pre Flop: ($0.05) Hero has T♠ 9♠

UTG calls $0.02, fold, MP calls $0.02, MP+1 checks, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $0.01, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.10, 5 players) 7♠ 4♥ 8♠
SB checks, Hero bets $0.06, fold, MP calls $0.06, MP+1 calls $0.06, SB calls $0.06

Turn: ($0.34, 4 players) 6♠
SB bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, MP raises to $0.20, fold, SB calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, MP calls $0.30, SB calls $0.30

River: ($1.84, 3 players) J♦
SB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $1.60, MP calls $1.56, SB calls $0.67

SB shows T♦ 9♦ (Straight, Jack High) (Pre 33%, Flop 19%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows T♠ 9♠ (Straight Flush, Ten High) (Pre 33%, Flop 57%, Turn 100%)
MP shows T♥ 9♥ (Straight, Jack High) (Pre 33%, Flop 24%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $3.90
Hero wins $1.48

I felt really dirty after this hand. REALLY dirty.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$5.01:///////;BB$9.33:87/66/11/1.9/31/-/-/47;[/tg]
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (2 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy.com Elephant 0.106 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9♠, 5♦
Hero raises to $0.12, BB calls $0.08.

Flop: ($0.24) 9♥, 8♠, 5♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.24, BB calls $0.24.

Turn: ($0.72) 6♦ (2 players)
BB bets $0.54, Hero raises to $4.65 (All-In), BB calls $4.11.

River: ($10.02) 5♣ (2 players)

Final Pot: $10.02

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a full-house, fives full of nines (9s 5d)
BB shows (Jd 7d)

Hero wins with a full-house, fives full of nines (9s 5d)