Come on guys!
Calm down a bit. It was meant as a joke. Sort of black humour I guess. I'm sure he won't kill the dog.
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Funny human being you are,
Why not just go the their door and ask them nicely if they would take another path in the morning.
Great, now I can't even have a quiet weekend......
To all you dog lovers, I only have two words: F*ck you! Dogs are worthless, annoying creatures. Seriously, what do you need them for these days, especially in inhabited areas? Security? There's pepper spray, stun guns, security cams, etc. Do you think your stupid mutt would save you from some enraged guy who's about to run you over with your car? It won't. A dog is as worthless and costly as a kid, but the kid at least grows up and, eventually, becomes a valuable part of society. The costs for feeding it, health-related issues, taxes, etc. do not justify any reason to still own one these days.
As you can tell, I'm very edgy when I'm ripped out of my sleep like that, especially if it happens every damn morning now. So what "suggestions" did I get as of now...
Talk to them? Well, let me repeat myself: 1) I do not know where they live. 2) I'm a slow waker. 3) I do not know where they live. 4) To have a discussion with them would require a certain amount of intelligence on their part, which is clearly lacking, else they would have trained their dogs in the first place. It doesn't take much to give the mutt a slap on the butt with a rolled up newspaper when it barks, and eventually it'll learn. Most dogs are stupid, but they do learn from repetition. Unlike their owners. And did I already mention that I don't know where they live?
Move elsewhere? You gotta be kidding me! Why should I leave the place where I pretty much lived my entire life only because two bored housewives disrespect the whole neighbourhood and can't handle their dogs?
Ear plugs/shells? Already tried those when we had some construction works close by. Big ones are way too uncomfortable to sleep with, small ones tend to fall out eventually during the night. I don't know why, maybe I've got weird ears, or they were too cheap, whatever. I was never bothered so much that it would have required me to get into some serious "ear plug research". Until now...
Anybody who puts an animal's life above someone else's is the one who has a problem. Like helma says, it's just a dog. If it dies, good riddance. Sure they could get a new one, but this time they'd at least have a chance to train it immediately.
arrrrrgh its 6:00 am the rubbish truck is outside my place on its daily route..the usual loud dragging of plastic bins on concrete the loud emptying of rubbish into the back of the truck.....it always wakes me up!!!
i wonder......what are the consequences of killing the rubbish collector boys?? ♦
I have a neighbour next to my room, he snores, loud. Usually at 02.30 AM and god he snores loud, all my room is shaking and it's just terrible, I have thaught of breaking there (couple young guys/girls) windows at night (in my dreams), but at the same time I think he could win guiness world record for loudest snorring.
The saddest thing with him is that I recently found out that he may be my cousin :(. Makes me wonder about my familiy tree.
Originally posted by timukasr
I have a neighbour next to my room, he snores, loud. Usually at 02.30 AM and god he snores loud, all my room is shaking and it's just terrible, I have thaught of breaking there (couple young guys/girls) windows at night (in my dreams), but at the same time I think he could win guiness world record for loudest snorring.The saddest thing with him is that I recently found out that he may be my cousin :(. Makes me wonder about my familiy tree.
http://www.putanendtosnoring.com/
It's amazing what you can find on internet ♦
so how are you going to kill the dogs if you don't know where they live?
just talk to them... people may be stupid, but they're usually reasonable...
Man, WHATS REALLY YOUR PROBLEM? the DOG or the LOUD NOISE? Just want to know if you have a phobia just post it (experiences like your girlfriend exchanged you with the dog, something like that).
Btw, don't generalize everything. If you hate that specific "dogs" don't include all the dogs. I tell you man, maybe somehow in the near future u will say "thanks dog you're a good MAN".
Note: if you plan to kill that dog (just thinking about it if you're serious enough what if another dog will come out and another and another (what a bad world you have)?)
PS: "The more you hate the more you love"....
You people have no idea how irritating loud noises in the morning can be. The area around my college appartment has been transformed into a grand construction yard, the street's been broken open, the huge parking lot about to be transformed into 7 story building, the once ever so peaceful surroundings interrupted by the gentle vibrations of a jackhammer. Polish and Russian workers looking down the holes they drilled, yelling at one another some stuff that sounds like it were directions directly down for Stalin.
Every morning, from 6.30 am until 2 pm. "dugadugadugdudgudgd" ...
Don't even think about studying, sleeping or playing poker during those hours. They kill 8 hours of my day, every day. Their noises just reverberate "tilt".
How does that relate to your dog problem ?
Well, CSI's still looking for me (and some of the Poles).
Just pay some one the 1000 to kill the dog! For 1000 you dont need to get your hands dirty!
Originally posted by damaincontender
arrrrrgh its 6:00 am the rubbish truck is outside my place on its daily route..the usual loud dragging of plastic bins on concrete the loud emptying of rubbish into the back of the truck.....it always wakes me up!!!
i wonder......what are the consequences of killing the rubbish collector boys?? ♦
the rubbish collector company will hire new ones ♦.
Anybody who puts an animal's life above someone else's is the one who has a problem. Like helma says, it's just a dog.
Yep,most likely you are gonna die when you can't sleep at mornings. 
There's some good earplugs, for like $200 they make them custom for you and from what I've heard those things work really well.
Originally posted by citystar12
Just pay some one the 1000 to kill the dog! For 1000 you dont need to get your hands dirty!
Next choice would be to obtain black member status in PokerStrategy.com then they will do everything ♦.
Yea, i heard black members get a 'license to kill', so that will solve you problems.
and they all drive cars like these:
so maybe you can run those dogs over or shoot them with your rocket launcher or something
