Make a wish - At a price...

Originally posted by MrMardyBum
OMG you evil person!!

Sorry, that is very cruel. Especially if you're just waking up to the amazing smell of fresh coffee and start drinking it without realizing....... I believe this is how world wars started.

Originally posted by phantommm92
granted, but then you would get bigger and bigger and explode in the end

i wish there was something new to eat every day

granted, but you will not have any taste buds

I wish there was world peace

Granted, but there is One Monarchy to rule the world and we are all lifeless zombies that follow his ever so dominating commands.

I Wish I had a GirlFriend that was as good @ poker as I was

granted, but she would be a crazy tilt monkey ♦

i wish pokerstrategy got even more smileys

granted but she will have a shlong...

I wish I could play good poker when drunk or high or both (Intead of waking upto a 30bi loss i would like a nice suprise

Originally posted by phantommm92
granted, but she would be a crazy tilt monkey ♦

i wish pokerstrategy got even more smileys

Granted, but you're not allowed to use them.

I wish to make the Final Table in a TCOOP Event.

granted, but you will obv be blocked for cheating

i wish all regs decided that there was no more money in poker and quit

Originally posted by phantommm92
granted, but you will obv be blocked for cheating

i wish all regs decided that there was no more money in poker and quit

granted, but you will run bad forever.

i wish i am not lazy.

Originally posted by phantommm92
granted, but you will obv be blocked for cheating

i wish all regs decided that there was no more money in poker and quit

Granted, but then you would become a Reg and decided that there was no more money in poker and quit.

I wish for, nothing.

Granted, but than you realize you wanted a lot of stuff, but wasted your wish.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fignertips!

Originally posted by Tarhonya
Granted, but than you realize you wanted a lot of stuff, but wasted your wish.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fignertips!

Granted, but you can't eat the Spaghetti yourself.

I know thats what you really wanted the power for

I wish... To be like Stretch Armstrong!

Granted, but you would be the action figure.

I wish Heineken rained from the heavens.

Granted, but you'd be allergic to alcohol.

I wish Heineken rained from the heavens. ♦

Originally posted by Waiboy

Just slumming it with teh peasantry.

That's what I say when I hang out here

(Sorry for Hijack)

Originally posted by Tarhonya
Granted, but you'd be allergic to alcohol.

I wish Heineken rained from the heavens. ♦

Granted but you don't get any.

I wish I had no need for wishes.

Granted, but you don't exist.

I wish I stopped growing facial hair.

Granted, but now you miss it.

I wish I didn't have to do a presentation tomorrow at uni.

Granted, but you have to do it with just your boxers on, on Monday

I wish my friends would let me know what's in store for my Stag party this weekend

Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Granted, but you have to do it with just your boxers on, on Monday

I wish my friends would let me know what's in store for my Stag party this weekend

Granted, but then you'll forget. (was going to say 'get amnesia' but it's too cruel haha)

I wish I knew what's up with Gary and people in underwear lately