Make a wish - At a price...

Granted, but everytime you have sex you picture Gary in his underwear.

I wish I looked good in underwear.

Granted, but only in your own eyes.

I wish for A new American Pie film with the original cast.

granted, but it's a variety of insects

i wish i could quit smoking

Granted, but you'd turn alcoholic.

I wish I had photographic memory

Originally posted by MattDenness
Granted, but only in your own eyes.

I wish for A new American Pie film with the original cast.

Granted

But no more sex for Jim?? ♠_o:

Originally posted by jasonforan

Originally posted by MattDenness
Granted, but only in your own eyes.

I wish for A new American Pie film with the original cast.

Granted

But no more sex for Jim?? ♠_o:

Oh,

My,

God!

Originally posted by Tosh5457
Granted, but you'd turn alcoholic.

I wish I had photographic memory

granted, but you will become an elephant in africa.

i wish there were more threads like this!

Originally posted by purplefizz

Originally posted by Tosh5457
Granted, but you'd turn alcoholic.

I wish I had photographic memory

granted, but you will become an elephant in africa.

i wish there were more threads like this!

Granted, but you can't view them

I wish that all my wishes would come true with no harm done to me

granted, but everyone around would suffer every time your wish was fulfilled

i wish they would legalise weed when you got some pain, etc

Originally posted by phantommm92
granted, but everyone around would suffer every time your wish was fulfilled

i wish they would legalise weed when you got some pain, etc

Granted, but it will be too expensive.

I wish I had 100% rakeback.

Granted, but you'd be a loosing player.

I wish I had gills.

Granted, but your skin would be allergic to water

I wish for new headphones.

Granted, but you'd only here Justin Bieber songs.

I wish Justin Bieber had an accident and damaged his voice box and lost an eye. (Who is gay enough to grant that for a price)

Originally posted by bazerk
Granted, but you'd only here Justin Bieber songs.

Originally posted by bazerk
Who is gay enough to grant that for a price

Granted! Thanks so much for asking!

But then you'd fall desperately in love with him because of his heartbreaking fall from grace. You'd want to hold him, tend to him, feed him grapes and sing your own versions of his, what are commonly referred to in the current vernacular, songs. Eventually, he'd come to realise you only want him for his body, and he'd leave you. You'd take up extreme macramé and 8 ball heroin and candy bananas, but it wouldn't be enough to dull the pain of his loss to you. You'd build a 40 meter tall shrine to his eyeless, voiceless memory and you'd cry yourself to sleep at it's base every night. Then you'd completely lose it and watch the Twilight movies back to back in a marathon, twice, the first time wearing a 'Team Jacob' shirt, the second time a 'Team Edward' shirt.

Eventually you'd clean up your act and become an ophthalmologist with a home in Mt Eden, two cats and a 2006 Prius.

I wish I was better at taking the piss.

Is the Prius manual or auto?

Originally posted by bazerk
Is the Prius manual or auto?

Auto, you tried the manual but your left leg got tired changing between 1st and 2nd all the time.

I wish Big Gay Al and an epic Bieber wish granting downside hadn't killed this thread.

Originally posted by Waiboy
I wish Big Gay Al and an epic Bieber wish granting downside hadn't killed this thread.

Granted, but you... *sigh* you will have an itchy eye for a whole minute.

I wish Happy Wheels would have a multiplayer option.

Granted but it would be split screen and on the same computer. (btw you made me stop studying damn you)

I wish I could have 5 gfs