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" When the cards are dealt, you are no longer grandson, a friend, or a nice guy..you are a player " D.V
Poker is simple.When he checks you raise when he raises you go all in. - From the nut interview of dunno who WSOP 2008
"We don't play to win, we don't play to cash - We play to improve our equity!"
- Vandweller
Couple of quotes from a "smart" football player in our country
"I would like to thank my parents, especially my mother and my father"
"When your opponent scores a goal you realize you can't end this game 0:0"
Couple of random quotes:
what's good ain't bad
When life serves you lemons you still need tequila and salt
Originally posted by Marivs
Couple of quotes from a "smart" football player in our country"I would like to thank my parents, especially my mother and my father"
"When your opponent scores a goal you realize you can't end this game 0:0"
Couple of random quotes:
what's good ain't bad
When life serves you lemons you still need tequila and salt
omg Pambele has competition. name of the player?
Don't remember that second one... Don't believe that one is his.
These are his...
- I am very self-critical. Especially to myself.
- My knee on my leg hurts.
- I bought bed-sitting-room with three rooms.
- I think me, Zahovič and Karič are the best duo.
- I would congratulate Maribor for a win, if they had deserve it! With their defence they destroyed this derby. Thank god they didn't park their bus in penalty area.
- At the end I had a little quarrel with the referee. This wasn't only verbal, I also told him that!
CoreySteel I heard this one as one of his. Maybe it wasn't him who said but it sounds like one of his 
Here's another one: In a spa (where he trained) the swimming pool is a little bit tilted so I had to swim upwards 
Originally posted by EagleStar88
Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?Who knows? who cares?
Loved this one! ♦
Now here's one my father told me during lunch yesterday.
Those who work a lot, make a lot of mistakes.
Those who work a little, make little mistakes.
Those who don't work, don't make mistakes... therefore they're promoted.
Scenario on ESPN:
Player A: has pp in hand and set on turn.
Player B: has flush draw on flop and flush on turn.
Spanish-language commentator woman:
"<Player B> has a flush and <player A> has only 1 out left..."
PS: This woman should be banished from Poker on TV, I don't know wether to laugh or cry whenever she says retarded comments like this. I'll post more when I recall them.
Originally posted by Cpwpoker
Poker is simple.When he checks you raise when he raises you go all in. - From the nut interview of dunno who WSOP 2008
It's:
If he checks, you bet. If he bets you raise. And if he raises, you go all-in.
