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midgetjay

Joined: 07.05.2008

12.02.2009, 21:48 0

Heh, I had a really good laugh with this one. Somewhere, (possibly from these forums) I watched a poker vid where the commentator "Slowrolled" someone else. Which is basically when someone else shoves into you, and you have the nuts, and you take a LONNNGGG time to call. And when you do finally call, it usually pisses the person off and slams them onto tilt. This was a prime opportunity, so I HAD to take advantage of it -- I turned on his "tilt" button and took home this tourney! ♦

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 2+0.25 Tournament, 300/600 Blinds (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button (t8420)
Hero (SB) (t5080)

Hero's M: 5.64

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7, J
Button calls t300, Hero checks

Flop: (t1200) 7, J, J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t600, Hero calls t600

Turn: (t2400) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t600, Hero calls t600

River: (t3600) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t600, Button raises to t6620 (All-In),

midgetjay has requested TIME.

Hero calls t2680 (All-In)

albertblack7 says: wtf?

Total pot: t10160

SHIP IT!!

14 replies

alejandrosh

Joined: 02.07.2008

Posts: 3,996

12.02.2009, 22:11 0

I don't like slowrolls , I think it's the rudest thing you can do while playing poker. I remember one guy did that to me on a live game, I called his 1/10th pot bets with top pair and got to showdown. He showed just one jack not the other card, I showed my jack then he tanks , laughs and shows JJ for the nuts.

I hate that move , the good thing , once I got slowrolled online by someone holding aces preflop and I got my suckout ♦

midgetjay Topic starter

Joined: 07.05.2008

Posts: 241

12.02.2009, 22:17 0

Yeah, I can understand that, it is rude.

That was the only time I've ever done it, and it was hilarious! I have a crude sense of humor, so, I apologize if it offended you.

darkonebg

Joined: 17.01.2008

Posts: 2,594

12.02.2009, 22:43 0

Its not slowroll. The 8:sT:s is clearly out there... I may have to fold here actually.

_Anonymous_

12.02.2009, 22:55 0

Haha i laughed hard when i read ur post midgetjay! I have had it done to me before tho, i had QQ n pushed over someones raise, they requested time n waited till the last second then turned over AA it made me so mad n i soo wanted to suck out but it didn't happen.
Once i was dreaming about poker (yea i know thats pretty sad lol!) n i was playing a high stakes cash game, n had quad queens, i decided to slowroll when someone pushed into me, i requested time then my pc went haywire n wouldnt let me click call n i just watched myself time out! Glad it was just a dream tho.

_Anonymous_

12.02.2009, 23:10 0

@p0kerQT - rotfl, what a nightmare ♦

alejandrosh

Joined: 02.07.2008

Posts: 3,996

13.02.2009, 00:58 0

Originally posted by p0kerQT
Haha i laughed hard when i read ur post midgetjay! I have had it done to me before tho, i had QQ n pushed over someones raise, they requested time n waited till the last second then turned over AA it made me so mad n i soo wanted to suck out but it didn't happen.
Once i was dreaming about poker (yea i know thats pretty sad lol!) n i was playing a high stakes cash game, n had quad queens, i decided to slowroll when someone pushed into me, i requested time then my pc went haywire n wouldnt let me click call n i just watched myself time out! Glad it was just a dream tho.

lol, I also dream with poker , but on my dreams I always win ♦ unfortunatly that happened 3 times in a row with my aces on fulltilt.

_Anonymous_

13.02.2009, 04:43 0

I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

justkyle88

Joined: 07.05.2008

Posts: 7,612

13.02.2009, 05:51 0

Originally posted by nafar84
I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

+1
bahahahaha

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Snodreliss

Joined: 23.12.2007

Posts: 1,281

13.02.2009, 15:37 0

Originally posted by justkyle88

Originally posted by nafar84
I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

+1
bahahahaha

Me too! Me too! ♦

_Anonymous_

13.02.2009, 16:13 0

Originally posted by Snodreliss

Originally posted by justkyle88

Originally posted by nafar84
I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

+1
bahahahaha

Me too! Me too! ♦

I'd rather actually do it than dream about it

vhallee

Joined: 30.09.2008

Posts: 1,466

17.02.2009, 19:56 0

Originally posted by nafar84
I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

that would be just... evil ♦

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_Anonymous_

18.02.2009, 21:22 0

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$20,06:151/20/11/1,4/31/21/75/38;Hero$20,32:///////;BU$22,12:35/20/6/2,5/20/0/100/50;[/tg]
0,1/0,2 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.67 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A♠, J♣
Hero raises to $0,80, 2 folds, BU calls $0,80, SB calls $0,70, BB folds.

Flop: ($2,60) J♥, 3♥, A♣ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BU bets $2,60, SB folds, Hero calls $2,60.

Turn: ($7,80) 3♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $18,72 (All-In), Hero raises to $16,92 (All-In).

River: ($43,44) 8♣ (2 players)

Final Pot: $43,44

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows two pairs, aces and jacks (As Jc)
BU shows two pairs, aces and threes (Ah Ks)

Hero wins with two pairs, aces and jacks (As Jc)

hahaha

midgetjay Topic starter

Joined: 07.05.2008

Posts: 241

19.02.2009, 04:59 0

Did you slowroll him?

_Anonymous_

20.02.2009, 05:31 0

Originally posted by nafar84
I want to dream of slowrolling Phil Hellmuth with a royal flush and watch all hell break loose ♦

No you want to slow roll him with a full house Queens over 10's. He loves that hand.

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