Would you rather ... ?

second rate car

Would you rather have a torch lighter or an electric lighter?

electric lighter

Would you rather bunchy jumping or parachuting?

parachuting (I've done it -- it isn't really all that scary)

Would you rather your bungy cord break, or your parachute fail?

Break my bungy cord. I might survive the fall

Would you rather be very poor and very happy or very rich and very unhappy?

Poor and happy.

Would you rather play a SCOOP or a WCOOP event?

WCOOP.
Not as much to do in the winter.

Would you rather be single and happy but no action between the sheets or married and unhappy but get all the action you can handle between the sheets?

single and happy but no action between the sheets

Would you rather play Hold’em or Omaha?

Cash games--Omaha
MTTs----Holdem

Would you rather spend the day at the zoo or at the park?

Park, because that's for free.

Would you rather win a PLO or NLHE tournament if the paid outs are the same?

PLO

Would you rather swim with sharks or jelly fish?

Jelly fish

Would you rather read an environmental and ethical magazine with trees and flowers or scroll Facebook?

Magazine

Would you rather die yourself or see your wife/husband/gf/bf/partner die?

I die first, but both are nasty.

Would you rather get 100k the legal way or 1 million illegal way?

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..........100k......

Would you rather have a pet python or a hedgehog

python --

Would you rather be a hermit or lawyer?

lawyer

Would you rather be a judge or lawyer?

Judge

Would you rather finish a Triathlon or Le Mans?

Triathlon.

Would you rather do the Iron Man or Olympic triathlon?

Iron Man!!!

its just 4xOlympic

Would you rather run or swim?

run

Would you rather eat spaghetti or lasagne?