Would you rather ... ?

Tennis.

Slavery or death ?

slavery.
My master can have death.

rice or potatoes

Death,

PCA or Aussie Millions?

PCA.
EDIT: Oh, and definitely rice. Didn't notice Vorpal there.

Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes AINEC!

Ferrari or Lamborghini?

Lambo ofc,

Pork or lamb?

Lamb.

Baseball or cricket?

Cricket

Would you rather the world outlaws sex or poker?

sex
Not matter how hard they try, they'll be able to enforce it.
Poker on the other hand...

iOS or Android

Android

SIN or COS?

SIN

hot-dog or hamburger

Hamburger

Steak well done or middle?

Rare, but if I have to choose between those options then medium.

If you get your steak well done you don't deserve to eat steak.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars

Would rather play at 500NL Zoom or 100kNL regular tables?

100kNL obv... this is play money right?

would you rather live to 90 with no health problems but be poor or be stinking rich and die of a brain aneurysm at 27

Live to 90.

Tacos or burritos?

burritos

Chinese or Thai food?

Chinese.

Here's one for the 90's kids:
Nintendo or Sega?

Nintendo.

Would you rather lose a thumb, or any 5 toes.

wow 5 is really much, I would snap for 3-4, this is pretty hard, I guess thumb..

Comedy or scifi?