[Closed] you play too much poker if ...

you play too much poker if u go to party and u start thinking AQ, he got the aces, i put him on KQ... maybe looking for a small set.
lol ♦

Originally posted by gape0000
When you are having sex with a nice girl and she starts to moan and u start thinking is she bluffing me again?

You may be considering the wrong reasons.. you sure it's because you play too much poker? ♦

Originally posted by swissmoumout

Originally posted by gape0000
When you are having sex with a nice girl and she starts to moan and u start thinking is she bluffing me again?

You may be considering the wrong reasons.. you sure it's because you play too much poker? ♦

rofl ♦

I always make them moan, sadly it's usually because I'm late meeting them, forgotten to do something they asked, left the dishes unwashed, left the toilet seat up etc.

Sigh

*bump*

You play too much poker if your accounting teacher starts talking about company equity and you immediatly starts thinking about his holecard range.

Happened to me 5 minutes ago

You play too much poker when your mother asks you to fold the pile of clothes, but you push it instead, throwing everything on the floor, cause you were in push or fold

You play to much poker if you regularly play over 16 hours a day, leading to insufficient amounts of sleep and an overall unhealthy lifestyle.

you play too much poker if you rank beauty in a woman as pocket cards

(BTW Elisha Cuthbert is A :club:A :diamond:)

You play to much Poker if you lose half your bankroll divorcing your wife and think:
"Man... Split pot"

Originally posted by jockye
You play to much Poker if you lose half your bankroll divorcing your wife and think:
"Man... Split pot"

you get diamond status by playing nl100hu.

Originally posted by jockye
You play to much Poker if you lose half your bankroll divorcing your wife and think:
"Man... Split pot"

You forgot to add: Lawyer wins.

When you get a girl back to your place and don't end up getting lucky. When she asks for a ride home, remind her NO FLOP NO DROP!

....When u are standing behind a car with licence plate KTT-*** and u are thinking should I slowplay T9 here?

Originally posted by Jaime001254

(BTW Elisha Cuthbert is A :club:A :diamond:)

+1

You play too much poker if, when browsing the news, the following headline is immediately the first one to catch your attention: EU: sharks now need protection from overfishing

You play too much poker if you keep trying to find things to post in the "You play too much poker if..." thread

You play too much poker if waitress give you a wrong drink and you say MISDEAL

You play too much poker if you're able to grind $100 --> $10k in 14 days playing only low limit SnG's.

if the car in front of u has the number plate T2A VNH and you think of a straight, happened last week lol

you play too much if you finish every day with less money in the BR