I've always liked giraffes!
That Such Players Still Exist
I have 8 hands on this one — played 100% of them with half a stack, and hyper aggro
No way I'm folding, but even incompetent players can hit sets, two pair, straights and all sorts of stuff when holding weird hands.
Pacific Poker - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
CO: $12.63
Hero (BTN): $11.26
SB: $4.57
BB: $10.11
UTG: $5.16
SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A♠:J♣:
UTG raises to $0.20, fold, Hero calls $0.20, SB calls $0.15, fold
Flop: ($0.70, 3 players) A♦:K♠:6♣:
SB checks, UTG bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.30, fold, UTG raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.20
Turn: ($1.70, 2 players) 7♠:
UTG bets $0.85, Hero calls $0.85
River: ($3.40, 2 players) 2♦:
UTG bets $3.61 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.61
Hero shows A♠:J♣: (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 47%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
UTG shows 3♣:3♦: (One Pair, Threes)
(Pre 53%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins $10.09
Rake paid $0.53
As you can tell, I am playing NL 10 now — I figure that an 800 dollar bankroll should be sufficient even for a hold'em weakling. We'll see how it goes.
Phew, I do not like how that hand played out:
- call on the button to achieve exactly what? Have a range advantage vs UTG? nope? Have good implied odds when you hit - nope! (when you hit A53 flop, he either has AK and you beat or 77 and folds and you MAY get a cbet)
- flop raise is way too small - if you decide to raise.
Once he goes over the top, well...you have to play it like you did. But I would not have had a nice feeling with that one
PS: where are the pics of your 15kg turkey?
Originally posted by SvenBe
Phew, I do not like how that hand played out:
- call on the button to achieve exactly what? Have a range advantage vs UTG? nope? Have good implied odds when you hit - nope! (when you hit A53 flop, he either has AK and you beat or 77 and folds and you MAY get a cbet)
- flop raise is way too small - if you decide to raise.
Once he goes over the top, well...you have to play it like you did. But I would not have had a nice feeling with that onePS: where are the pics of your 15kg turkey?
Well yeah, but playing 100% of hands even over a small sample shows little or no positional awareness.
Hyper aggro — AF of 5 IIRC — means any bet or raise can be taken with a grain of salt.
I didn't get a picture of the turkey — sorry
I saw you posting about your 15kg christmas turkey in primrose thread, thinking you'd get the reference here without directly linking it.
Originally posted by SvenBe
I saw you posting about your 15kg christmas turkey in primrose thread, thinking you'd get the reference here without directly linking it.
I did get the reference. I didn't get pictures though — I checked with Mrs Vorpal, and she got no pix either
Not a lot of activity once again
New Record though: 837.22
Details here: https://www.pokerstrategy.com/forum/thread.php?postid=3290754#post3290754
... and in the other one this morning I lasted 7 hands
Pacific Poker - 50/100 Ante 20 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 2,895
Hero (SB): 2,795
BB: 40
UTG: 2,970
UTG+1: 2,970
MP: 3,285
MP+1: 3,170
MP+2: 9,020
CO: 2,820
9 players post ante of 20, Hero posts SB 50, BB posts BB 20
Pre Flop: (pot: 250) Hero has Q♦:Q♣:
fold, fold, MP raises to 200, fold, fold, CO calls 200, BTN raises to 800, Hero raises to 2,775 and is all-in, MP raises to 3,265 and is all-in, CO calls 2,600 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,075 and is all-in
Flop: (11,525, 5 players) K♠:9♠:K♦:
Turn: (11,525, 5 players) 8♥:
River: (11,525, 5 players) T♠:
BTN shows A♦:A♣: (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
Main Pot [280]: (Pre 71%, Flop 89%, Turn 95%)
Side Pot#1 [11,020]: (Pre 88%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#2 [75]: (Pre 72%, Flop 85%, Turn 95%)
Side Pot#3 [150]: (Pre 81%, Flop 87%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows Q♦:Q♣: (Two Pair, Kings and Queens)
Main Pot [280]: (Pre 1%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [11,020]: (Pre 1%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
BB shows 8♠:T♦: (Two Pair, Kings and Tens)
Main Pot [280]: (Pre 18%, Flop 5%, Turn 5%)
MP shows Q♥:Q♠: (Two Pair, Kings and Queens)
Main Pot [280]: (Pre 2%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [11,020]: (Pre 2%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#2 [75]: (Pre 20%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#3 [150]: (Pre 19%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)
CO shows A♠:5♣: (One Pair, Kings)
Main Pot [280]: (Pre 8%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [11,020]: (Pre 9%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#2 [75]: (Pre 7%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
BTN wins 280
BTN wins 11,020
BTN wins 75
BTN wins 150
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Speaking of freerolls...
Some desperation equity allowed me to cash this one...
Pacific Poker - 800/1600 Ante 160 NL - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BB: 19,350
Hero (UTG): 3,184
UTG+1: 14,489
MP: 2,181
MP+1: 1,707
CO: 8,571
BTN: 10,424
7 players post ante of 160, BB posts BB 1,600
Pre Flop: (pot: 2,720) Hero has T♣:J♦:
Hero raises to 3,024 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 3,024, fold
Flop: (8,768, 2 players) 3♣:2♣:2♥:
Turn: (8,768, 2 players) Q♠:
River: (8,768, 2 players) T♥:
Hero shows T♣:J♦: (Two Pair, Tens and Twos)
(Pre 43%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
BTN shows A♥:3♥: (Two Pair, Threes and Twos)
(Pre 57%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 8,768
but it could have been waaay worse
For the most part, I just got too few opening hands, and those I did get, I pretty much had to fold to pre-flop aggression.
This hand was a welcome exception.
PokerStars - $0.10 PL Hi/Lo (6 max) - Omaha Hi/Lo - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $8.90
SB: $9.45
BB: $15.47
Hero (UTG): $10.82
MP: $12.15
CO: $7.44
SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A♠:K♠:9♦:A♥:
Hero raises to $0.29, MP calls $0.29, CO calls $0.29, fold, SB raises to $1.55, fold, Hero raises to $5.33, fold, fold, SB raises to $9.45 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.12
Flop: ($19.58, 2 players) Q♥:K♥:K♣:
Turn: ($19.58, 2 players) 6♦:
River: ($19.58, 2 players) T♦:
SB shows 7♠:A♦:Q♠:A♣: (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
(Pre 59%, Flop 2%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows A♠:K♠:9♦:A♥: (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 41%, Flop 98%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins $18.75
Rake paid $0.83
End Result: down about 10 bucks
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Pacific Poker - 1500/3000 Ante 300 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (UTG+1): 5,650
MP: 10,390
MP+1: 36,417
CO: 5,186
BTN: 6,777
SB: 2,858
BB: 46,791
UTG: 33,548
8 players post ante of 300, SB posts SB 1,500, BB posts BB 3,000
Pre Flop: (pot: 6,900) Hero has 8♣:8♦:
fold, Hero raises to 5,350 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 2,350
Flop: (14,600, 2 players) 4♥:Q♣:Q♦:
Turn: (14,600, 2 players) 5♠:
River: (14,600, 2 players) 5♥:
Hero shows 8♣:8♦: (Two Pair, Queens and Eights)
(Pre 86%, Flop 98%, Turn 95%)
BB shows 7♦:5♣: (Full House, Fives full of Queens)
(Pre 14%, Flop 2%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 14,600
Since 888 no longer shows hole cards, we can only assume pre-flop equity was rather low...
Pacific Poker - 50/100 Ante 10 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: 3,791
UTG+1: 2,994
MP: 2,994
MP+1: 2,994
MP+2: 3,096
CO: 2,979
BTN: 2,194
SB: 2,964
Hero (BB): 2,994
9 players post ante of 10, SB posts SB 50, Hero posts BB 100
Pre Flop: (pot: 240) Hero has 2♣:4♠:
UTG calls 100, UTG+1 calls 100, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero checks
Flop: (440, 3 players) 6♠:J♦:T♣:
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks
Turn: (440, 3 players) 2♦:
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks
River: (440, 3 players) 3♥:
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks
Hero shows 2♣:4♠: (One Pair, Twos)
Hero wins 440
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I cashed in 5 of 8 of these for $13.00
Do this 9 times and you get an entry to a $10,000 weekly 'Red' freeroll — I qualified, and play it tomorrow.
Win 100 hands and you get an entry to a $100,000 'Black' freeroll — I qualified
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The current record is now $845.04
I'm now on Level 99 on 888
But I have no idea if Level 100 gives me any benefit. Above Level 80 I could play in the $10,000 monthly freeroll, which I've cashed a couple of times.
I'm hoping that Level 100 will give me access to the $25,000 Monthly Elite tournament.
The higher-level freerolls are harder to cash, but the min-cashes are worth quite a bit more.
No, not the ones you're used to...
Rule #1: Don't Chase!
Rule #2: Fold yer crap!
Rule #3: No stupid river calls!
Rule #4: don't break pat hands unnecessarily[1]
Rule #5: Don't bluff rivers on 888![2]
These rules are in response to several of my "traditional" leaks, and most of them relate to playing too many hands, or playing them foolishly.
These "rules" were created on my stream to remind me to avoid those leaks.
[1] In lowball, a pat J-lo beats 50% of all 1-card draws, so breaking it and drawing will result in a worse hand 50% of the time
[2] A new one today — even though I'm not streaming. I discovered to my horror that people on 888 will call far to widely
and a couple of observations...
Yesterday I punted of $7.33 playing NL 5, and today it all came back — except for one tablespoon [1]
Observations:
On 888 — perhaps elsewhere — players in fast-fold (zoom) games tend to avoid playing against deep stacks
Players tend to bluff against the wrong hands — example below.
Min-raising is useless in fast-fold (unless you like folding a lot). So I'm opening 3x min, and 4x from SB and UTG just like in the olden days
similarly, 3Bets need to be bigger if you are going to keep the initiative.
I started today down a BI again, but hung in there.
My comment on this hand: "Thankfully, players like this still exist..."
Pacific Poker - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: $2.51
SB: $6.32
BB: $4.78
UTG: $2.39
MP: $8.19
Hero (CO): $6.40
SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.05
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.07) Hero has K♦:Q♥:
fold, MP raises to $0.17, Hero calls $0.17, fold, fold, fold
Flop: ($0.41, 2 players) Q♦:3♠:6♣:
MP bets $0.41, Hero calls $0.41
Turn: ($1.23, 2 players) J♦:
MP bets $1.23, Hero calls $1.23
River: ($3.69, 2 players) K♣:
MP bets $3.69, Hero raises to $4.59 and is all-in, MP calls $0.90
MP shows A♥:5♥: (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 60%, Flop 15%, Turn 7%)
Hero shows K♦:Q♥: (Two Pair, Kings and Queens)
(Pre 40%, Flop 85%, Turn 93%)
Hero wins $12.12
Rake paid $0.75
My two best hands involved players overplaying hands.
The take-away? Don't overplay your hands, let others do it and take their coinage.
Here is today's NL 5 giraffe — note how few hands went to showdown, and note the red line once I have the deep stack.
[1] Refers to a '70s Crisco commercial
Good going!
And thanks for alerting me to another commercial I was unfamiliar with so I could add it to my archive.
Originally posted by Harrier88
Good going!And thanks for alerting me to another commercial I was unfamiliar with so I could add it to my archive.
If I'm not mistaken, you were there at the beginning — when I punted away $20.00 on 888 to start this whole recovery.
That wasn't the best of the commercials — it was the only one I could find with the tag "except for one tablespoon"
The best one starts "...and it all comes back..." just before the "except for one tablespoon" part.
This is a meme in the Vorpal Family — whenever one person says, "and it all came back" someone will always finish the line.
Down 4 BI at NL 5 in 1800 hands
The idea was to play a complete 3 hour session in 3 1-hour segments.
That part worked fine.
What didn't work well was:
AA cracked by QQ who turned a Q
KK beaten by QQ who turned a Q
KK beaten by AA
AK flopped a K and got called down by AA
AA cracked by JJ who flopped a J
Each of the above was at least $3.00
The rest was more-or-less standard.
Not to worry — it will all come back (except for one tablespoon which I will get from the freerolls)
But when you put it in perspective the $22 I lost this week doesn't hurt the giraffe all that much...

Played from 2022-01-16 to 2022-01-22 (Week 3)
Cash — Branched out to play more cash games:
Paid dearly for the privilege of qualifying for the promos (which I did, and which paid OK but not enough to compensate)
Stake Hands +/-
NL 5 2,544 -23.38
PLO8 5 383 -12.49
NL 2 12 0.21
Misc -0.46
Total 2,939 -36.12
Misc amounts come from Hand-of-the-Day rewards less adjustments made because @#$#!# 888 can't seem to write correct hand histories
Tournaments:
Buy-In Net Won Tournaments Cashes ITM % ROI % Win %
F/R $10.92 47 13 27.66 - 11.43
Ticket $0.00 1 0 0 -100 0
Total $10.92 48 13 27.08
Summary:
Start Last Wk This Wk +/- Goal To Date To Go
675.88 845.04 822.31 -22.73 3,500.00 146.43 3,353.57