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wow this link has potential! copy paste funny conversations gogoo
i will post some asap ♦
Stranger: Hi !
You: hey... your an extremely hot chick am I rite?
Stranger: Yes !
You: I win
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
standard
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: oh wait my mom told me not to talk to strangers
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: you again?
Stranger: Fuck yeah
You: where did you get this number?
Stranger: You gave it to me
You: never call here again
You have disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SOPHIE? waar ben je schat?
You: Hou van jo!
Stranger: ja?
Stranger: wie is jo?
You: Sophie?...
Stranger: Ja, die zoek ik hier:p
Stranger: maar het is een doolfhof
You: Hou van jo? :I
Stranger: ach
Stranger: faker
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You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: YOU SAY GOODBYE
Stranger: AND I SAY HELLO
You: I SAY HELLO
Stranger: Beatles <3
You: this is strange..
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Bye.
And this one backfired:
You: I like your T-shirt
Stranger: thanks
You: I can see you
Stranger: i like you pants
You: am not wearing any
Stranger: and im not wearing a shirt
Stranger: so its cool
You: yup
Stranger: wanna get fingered?
You: well since I am a guy... u want to finger me where exactly?
Stranger: in that case...
Stranger: wanna play swords?
You: k you win
You: bye
You: Hi
Stranger: hhey!
You: Omg, today was so sick
You: Wanna know?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: Can't tell you. Sorry.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ontd
Stranger: rules
Stranger: your
Stranger: world
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiiii
Stranger: sup
You: suppe
Stranger: soup!!!
You: yea
Stranger: how are you
You: good
You: u
Stranger: fine
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: 
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Completely standard.
I am a wizard! ♦:
Stranger: are you buddy from the other long convo about the japanese?
You: hmm?
You: I am a wizard
Stranger: harry potter style?
Stranger: or lord of the rings style?
You: Middle Earth style
You: harry potter is gay
Stranger: good, good.
Stranger: know gandalf?
You: yeah
Stranger: he owes me a horse.
Stranger: preferably that white one
You: will ask him when I see him again
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You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i'm famous.
Stranger: you won't believe me, but i am.
You: I am famous too
You: I am a wizard
Stranger: ok, that's so freaking gay, man. shit.
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You: hi
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: asl?
You: 210, m, Middle earth
You: /casts level 3 erotism
You: feeling it?
Stranger: lol nty
You: I am a wizard
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You: hi
Stranger: yo!
You: where are you from?
Stranger: cali, you?
You: Middle Earth
Stranger: I JUST MOVED FROM THERE!
You: really? I am a Wizard.
You: I know a lot of people in Middle Earth
You: are you a hobbit?
You: or human?
Stranger: hobbit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
K enough of this now... will think of something else to be soon 
2012 paranoia:
Stranger: hi
You: 2012 is close
You: are you prepared?
Stranger: can't wait
You: our true lords will return
Stranger: I've been growing tired of living
You: you won't die
You: you just need to be prepared
Stranger: in this life I mean
You: our DNA will reach its full potential
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: now I definitely can't wait
Stranger: cuz right now its at 40
Stranger: i nedd 100
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You: The end is near!
Stranger: Oh really?
You: 2012 is coming
You: end of the world as we know it
You: are you prepared?
Stranger: That's fake
You: no its not
You: I have seen our true lords
You: they are coming back
Stranger: To much people are worying
Stranger: Just enjoy life..
You: who you think build the pyramids?
Stranger: 
You: the sings are everywhere!
You: signs
You: you should prepare...
Stranger: Ok so tell me this.. Who would've ever though we would have all this when the world first came with just natural stuff and cavemen?
You: noone... they helped us
You: and now they are coming back
You: to make us slaves
Stranger: Surre
Stranger: You worry to much
You: I have seen them...
You: I was abducted when I was 15
Stranger: Get a life.
Stranger: Seriously and ENOJOY LIFE
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: okie doike
You: I have a life.. its devoted to warning people
You: then end is near
You: we have to prepare
Stranger: Byeee
You: dont go wait
You: PREPARE!
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I am a sad sad person... maybe I should play more poker haha
Stranger: hi
You: wtf
You: how did you get in here
Stranger: the door
You: who left the fucken door open
Stranger: earl the midget
You: i like midget porn
Stranger: thats where he was going
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: toast?
You: no im not
Stranger: positive?
Stranger: heard you were?
Stranger: ever had sex with toast?
You: no sorry
You: i tried
Stranger: did it work?
You: not really
You: hot dog buns are better
Stranger: mm neither
Stranger: orly! o.0 *grabs hotdog bun*
You: until you get hungry that fucking hurts
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: a/s/l? or you a secret FBI agent?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what did you call me
You: youre the asshole
You have disconnected
First experience:
You: how come u always keep popping up..
You: thought this thing was random
Stranger: II like you
You: creepy!!
Stranger: that's whty
Stranger: no it's not
You: i've never had a stalker
Stranger: it's chemistry!
Stranger: now you do
You: it's only chemistry if ur a hot chick
Stranger: well at least I'm a chick
Stranger: feathers and all that
You: i'll chuck u in the microwave and u'll be hot
Stranger: but if you want I'll shave them off tho
You: brazilian style?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: yeah that works
Stranger: well everything else is just.. not that nice
You: so... why did u cross the road?
You: or was that your parents
Stranger: parents did
Stranger: crossed the road for birthcontrol
Stranger: too late tho, here I am
You: ouch...
You: i feel them
Stranger: seriously don't feel them
Stranger: they are dead
You: KFC?
Stranger: it's probably illegal to feel them
Stranger: nah McChicken
Stranger: KFC is like chick college
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Omg not you again
Stranger: whaaat?
You: why are you stalkin me?
Stranger: sorry
You: you will be
Stranger: i have a problem with that...
Stranger: im working on it
You: i know you have problems
Stranger: SHUTTTT UP~!!!
Stranger: WAAAAAAA
You: fight me
Stranger: whyyy
You: dont get cocky
Stranger: you smell like watermellon though..
You: you smell like muffin
Stranger: awww... thats such a nice thing to say :)))))))))) chins
You: do people ever tell you that your a bit weird?
Stranger: every now and then
You: now and then, is that all?
Stranger: haha wellllll
You: its only 2 l's btw
You: not 6 :/
Stranger: well im part of a cult that lives underground and we always spell everything with 6 ls
You: you get wi fi underground?
Stranger: HELLS YES!
You: have you got a McDonalds down there 2?
Stranger: no we eat bugs
Stranger: its okay.
You: explains a lot tbh...
Stranger: i haven't had mcdonalds since i joined 7 years ago
You: why are you talking about mcdonalds, thats a bit random isnt it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lmao
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: whats ur name
Stranger: from where?
You: the land of joy
Stranger: call me Ed
Stranger: and you?
You: my name is esmerelda
Stranger: the land of joy is...?
You: it can be wherever you want it to be
Stranger: are you sure? ok... esmeralda...
You: yes
You: and how are you today
Stranger: i think you ara in Brasil... the better place in the world...
You: I've been trying to catch up on my apple eating
Stranger: it´s fine.... and yours?
You: good good
Stranger: work?
You: 276 more apples to go then im good for the day
You: i am a horse groomer
You: but the horses like to eat my apples
Stranger: fine
You: what about you
Stranger: you can give then some bananas
You: thats monkeys dear
Stranger: i´m a students,,,
You: studying?
Stranger: and don´t have horses...!
Stranger: hahaha
You: how can u live without horses
Stranger: jus a iguana
You: aww
You: i have a pet iguana called charlie
Stranger: and some fish
You: im fattening him up so i can feed him to my snake
Stranger: mine is Bandida
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 
Stranger: lalla
You: thats my name
You: SAY MY NAME BITCH
Stranger: LALLA
Stranger: LALLA
Stranger: LALLA
You: say it louder
You: BITCH
Stranger: thats my name
Stranger: LALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAA
You: ok ur freakin me out now
You have disconnected.
ok it kills some boredom ♦