2012 paranoia:
Stranger: hi
You: 2012 is close
You: are you prepared?
Stranger: can't wait
You: our true lords will return
Stranger: I've been growing tired of living
You: you won't die
You: you just need to be prepared
Stranger: in this life I mean
You: our DNA will reach its full potential
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: now I definitely can't wait
Stranger: cuz right now its at 40
Stranger: i nedd 100
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You: The end is near!
Stranger: Oh really?
You: 2012 is coming
You: end of the world as we know it
You: are you prepared?
Stranger: That's fake
You: no its not
You: I have seen our true lords
You: they are coming back
Stranger: To much people are worying
Stranger: Just enjoy life..
You: who you think build the pyramids?
Stranger:
You: the sings are everywhere!
You: signs
You: you should prepare...
Stranger: Ok so tell me this.. Who would've ever though we would have all this when the world first came with just natural stuff and cavemen?
You: noone... they helped us
You: and now they are coming back
You: to make us slaves
Stranger: Surre
Stranger: You worry to much
You: I have seen them...
You: I was abducted when I was 15
Stranger: Get a life.
Stranger: Seriously and ENOJOY LIFE
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: okie doike
You: I have a life.. its devoted to warning people
You: then end is near
You: we have to prepare
Stranger: Byeee
You: dont go wait
You: PREPARE!
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I am a sad sad person... maybe I should play more poker haha