Make a wish - At a price...

granted, but you can't live either

i wish i haven't had an injury today

Granted! But you have syphillus... 0.o

I wish pokersites stopped moving to weighted contributed rake models. :megusta:

Granted, but they all increase rake by 35%.

I wish I could use 100% of my brain.

I wish 999999 more wishes

Originally posted by Tarhonya
Granted, but they all increase rake by 35%.

I wish I could use 100% of my brain.

Granted but you have no limbs.

I wish I had Jedi powers.

BTW Waiboy, what's that funny pic under your name?

granted, but you loose your arm instead

i wish i didn't have to work for a living

Granted! But you have to volunteer as the Donald's beer bitch.

I wish my chair was more comfortable.

Originally posted by bazerk
BTW Waiboy, what's that funny pic under your name?

Just slumming it with teh peasantry.

granted, but then you couldn't sit in it without falling asleep

i wish studying at uni was easier

Granted, but it would take 35 years to graduate.

I wish I could turn into any animal.

Originally posted by Tarhonya
Granted, but it would take 35 years to graduate.

I wish I could turn into any animal.

Granted, but you turn out to be a Sloth slowest animal on the Planet!!!

I wish I could grind NL 20k and have 5bb/100 playing it over 10 million hands

Granted.......But then you have no lunch breaks ♦

I wish my girlfriend was not from another country ♦

Granted, but your girlfriend would be from another species ♠_evil:

I wish my lunch was ready already.

PS, sloths are AWESOME!

Granted, but you have to work through it.

I wish I was omnipotent!

Granted, but you have no friends

I wish for Walkers Cheese & Chive Crisps to come back

Originally posted by MattDenness
Granted, but you have no friends

I wish for Walkers Cheese & Chive Crisps to come back

Granted but you have to eat twice as many Marmite crisps.

I wish my coffee cup would never empty and the coffee inside would always be perfect temp for drinking! ♦

Granted, but your coffee would have salt in it instead of sugar.

I wish for a heated outdoor swimming pool!

Originally posted by Tarhonya
Granted, but your coffee would have salt in it instead of sugar.

OMG you evil person!!

Originally posted by MrMardyBum

Originally posted by MattDenness
Granted, but you have no friends

I wish for Walkers Cheese & Chive Crisps to come back

Granted but you have to eat twice as many Marmite crisps.

I like Marmite!

Granted, but it has no water.

I wish for, never needing to go to the toilet. ( Always getting in the way pfff )

granted, but then you would get bigger and bigger and explode in the end

i wish there was something new to eat every day