Hi all,
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Enjoy 
Notifications
Clear all
23 replies
This is fake, I'm 99% sure it's written by a British poker writer who works for Gutshot.
Edit:
New plan!
We're turning this into a "general isildur discussion" thread!
Anything regarding Isildur that pops up, we've now got a single thread to drop it in!
Originally posted by MJPerry
This is fake, I'm 99% sure it's written by a British poker writer who works for Gutshot.
Ofc its fake, but its hilarious. ♦
After two hours six-tabling $100/$200 NLHE, I'm down $100k and really need the bathroom. "brb" I type in chat and dash across the hall. I get back to find my kid sister Gunilla in my room, on my computer, looking at Justin Bieber fan-sites again. I tell her to get off and, as usual, she threatens to tell our parents I'm playing for real money. I cover my ears while she watches him sing 'Someday at Christmas' to Obama for like the hundredth time. When I've got rid of her, I open-shove for the next ten minutes. It costs me $50k.
Originally posted by MJPerry
This is fake, I'm 99% sure it's written by a British poker writer who works for Gutshot.
More like 100% sure
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Originally posted by MJPerry
This is fake, I'm 99% sure it's written by a British poker writer who works for Gutshot.More like 100% sure
I'm 100% sure it's fake but only 99% that this guy Jim(?) wrote it.
Originally posted by fruktpuff
Edit:New plan!
We're turning this into a "general isildur discussion" thread!
Anything regarding Isildur that pops up, we've now got a single thread to drop it in!
♠_ugly:
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Yea, LuckyJimm on 2+2, he's quite a creeper.
this one time i stacked luckyjimm, true story.
Originally posted by chenny8888
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Yea, LuckyJimm on 2+2, he's quite a creeper.this one time i stacked luckyjimm, true story.
He bought me a pint once. So we're both up on him ♦
Originally posted by MJPerry
Originally posted by chenny8888
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
Yea, LuckyJimm on 2+2, he's quite a creeper.this one time i stacked luckyjimm, true story.
He bought me a pint once. So we're both up on him ♦
Upswing imo
hilarious ♦ too bad it's no longer updated apparently
I realized I was saying all this aloud. In my fatigue I'd told Bengt more than I'd intended. He replied with a rare sincerity "You must learn to listen to your still, small voice within".
"Oh yes, I hear it" I said.
"What do you hear?" he asked. "What does the voice inside you say?"
"Pot, pot, pot!"
You could say I move my car like I move my chips. I have a super-aggressive style and I’m always putting other drivers to a lot of tough decisions.
I don’t like other drivers to get a read on me. I've perfectly balanced my indicating range. When I signal left, sometimes I turn right. Sometimes I do go left. But other times I just keep going.
I tried telling my parents they should treat me with a bit of respect, but the fact I've played Durrrr, Antonius and Phil Ivey over eight tables at $500/$1000 means nothing to them.
Originally posted by Maloco87
Isildur1 just took down SCOOP event 2 M $215 1M GTD for over $247k
And from the looks of it he's going to final table SCOOP-03-H: $530+R also.
Currently 8/58
First place is $160,000
What a sicko.
He's 3/4 at the final table of the $530r.
EDIT: it's action hour so the shortest stack has 101BBs!
