What are your favourite poker quotes?
I like this one from the legend Doyle Brunson
"Don't try fancy moves against unskilled players as they're not good enough to apreciate them"
I think thats how it goes
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What's your favourite question to fish for information?
Did you get laid last night?
~Gus Hansen
By the way, almost everything he ever said at a poker table is funny
"If you're not chip leader in the first 4 or 5 hands, you're doing something wrong"
Water Boat
Originally posted by metza
"If you're not chip leader in the first 4 or 5 hands, you're doing something wrong"Water Boat
hahaha i had totally forgotten about waterboat. what a legend!
Originally posted by metza
"If you're not chip leader in the first 4 or 5 hands, you're doing something wrong"Water Boat
this
Originally posted by zumpar
Originally posted by metza
"If you're not chip leader in the first 4 or 5 hands, you're doing something wrong"Water Boat
this
Made me pee a little ♦
I like this one
“Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.” (Jack Strauss)
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. — Paul Newman in The Color of Money
There is more to poker than life. — Tom McEvoy
and of course
If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. — Matt Damon in Rounders
"Isn't it sick, your parents, one night, whatever, and, you know, here we are?"
- Antonio Esfandiari
Originally posted by metza
"If you're not chip leader in the first 4 or 5 hands, you're doing something wrong"Water Boat
"Mom....MOM! MOM!!! lunchables!!!" - Water Boat
Originally posted by Maloco87
I like this one“Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you.” (Jack Strauss)
Very true.
art contains higher degree of science. So it might be better to ignore the science part. I wonder if we can talk about EV calculation in NL when "the target comes alive and shoots back at you"
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. — Paul Newman in The Color of Money
love this one 
good also when arguig vs someone who thing poker is gambling or thinkg that in poker you will not earn much