Neither can I
Thanks for a more considered response this time Irooz
Surely, the main reason of the free starting bankroll is to get people playing real money for the benefit of the poker site. Call me a cynic, but I'm sure they're not doing it out of the goodness of their hearts.
It is a sensible marketing strategy to get people playing for real money as much as possible, which is profitable for them. You can't withdraw it and if you win with it you're taking money off others who have deposited and will replace that money with more.
For good poker players it's a great thing. Don't get me wrong. I'm glad and grateful. But to get that $50 and then 'spend it' learning the basics is a waste. You can learn for free. And then 'spend it' building it up.
I agree, make use of all the information here, of course.
However Irooz, you may not have noticed that the omaha articles (other than 'the rules') are silver or gold rated. Not available to beginners. And as you said originally most players won't want to teach a beginner 1 to 1, which is a shame. I don't hear you offering to do that.
And you did not 'merely' recommend that. You 'merely' recommended ignoring everything i said and go straight into real money. Then back-tracked a bit to say 'play a couple of sessions of play money first'.
Yes, there are lots of idiots on playmoney but there are some experienced players (decent standard, not pros, but you don't want to start vs pros unless you want to lose constantly). And many do take it quite seriously (are quite proud of their playmoney bankroll and hate to see it drop - after all it can't be bought back up like real money).
So, yes other people do play 'proper' poker (much nearer than you imagine Irooz - value bets on decent awareness of probabilities) on playmoney and, furthermore, being able to beat those who don't (i.e. hyper-aggressive compulsive bluffers) is a very useful skill because there ARE players like that on real money too, quite a lot of them in fact, at all stakes.
(There are millionaires out there who will quite happily risk thousands of dollars on a bluff. Real money is playmoney to them.)
Playmoney play does not enduce bad-habits. Whatever you learn there can be developed or even discarded quite easily. Just a case of learning to walk before you run. You can develop the skills further later on. It's not like learning to play the piano. These are not physical memories you're training. When learning a musical instrument bad habits can be a real problem because they are physical. This does not apply to poker.
Also, comparing playmoney to low-stakes real money is like comparing the latter to high-stakes.
If Irooz's argument was true then learning on low-stakes would develop bad habits too.
It doesn't, it's a curve. Each step takes some adjustment and you would be well advised to be at least comfortable on the previous step first.
Adjusting from playmoney is easier and quicker than adjusting to it from a total lack of any experience.
Just because there are not merely as many nutters on real money does not mean they can be ignored. As I said, learning how to recognise them and deal with them before meeting them for real money seems wise to me and the same really goes for all other types of players.
You WILL, of course, play real money whenever you want. No 'bad habits' just a better foundation of experience of hands and players to build on. Then the learning curve will go up some more.
But, you WILL start from a stronger position from having played a wide variety of games before as well as having an idea of what formats you are best at without having lost money in the process.
What is the rush Irooz?
Why waste money (and a newcomer almost certainly would), when a little preparation can prevent it?
Reading articles is not real experience either and a lot less fun than learning by playing the game. Lessons learnt the hard way are never forgotten and it is best for your wealth to experience those hard lessons in playmoney.
I disagree strongly that a newcomer to a format of poker will be turning a profit. They could lose the lot very quickly especially if they come across a table full of experienced players with lots of money doing their own version of play money - i.e. prepared to risk it all on outrageous bluffs. (And don't anyone tell me they could make a killing. Of course they could, but they very probably won't.)
Playmoney IS experience (and we've established you don't play it so how can you comment on the quality of it?) and playing for real money when you don't know what you're doing is going to be a bad experience that could put people off playing completely (and could develop bad habits in and of itself such as a total lack of confidence).
Finally
I request you back up those authoritarian claims with some links:
"This entire website recommends you start with real money"
Does it? Please provide mupltiple examples
"Play money induces bad habits and a bad learning curve, period."
Does it? Please provide the link to the established empirical article on that
(Incidentally, are you a member of staff Irooz? You refer to "the advice we give"? Maybe that's the problem here? I'm giving advice on strategy that you want to remain the exclusive property of silver ranks and above and I'm suggesting being more cautious with money at first, which is not in the interest of the poker sites. Now you're making me paranoid. I doubt you are a member of staff.)
I challenge you Irooz to provide some real advice on how a beginner should begin playing omaha. Either specific links to those articles you mention (not just the rules, real strategy, that a basic has access to) or your own.
If not then get off my back for trying!

If this goes on without you actually giving advice then this should really be moved to a new forum of its own: Is playmoney bad for beginners as Irooz thinks it is (worse than losing money)?