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DaPhunk
Joined: 01.03.2008

Rules -

#1 The hand has to show an absolutely ridiculously stupid move

#2 Max 2 hands per post

Right Lets begin;

IPoker Network $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $9.90
BB: $6.33
UTG: $8.93
UTG+1: $6.93
UTG+2: $11.20
MP1: $2.65
MP2: $7.76
MP3: $9.90
CO: $8.78
Hero (BTN): $15.91

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 9 :club: Q :club:
7 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, BB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.65) 3 :club: 6 :heart: A :club: (2 players)
BB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.45) 2 :club: (2 players)
BB bets $5.63, Hero folds


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EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010

It's a hand I witnessed recently...

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$20/$40 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$1920.00:///////;MP3$1455.00:///////;CO$1493.00:///////;BU$1457.00:///////;SB (Hero)$1460.00:///////;BB$1110.00:///////;UTG1$1500.00:///////;UTG2$1650.00:///////;MP1$1455.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6:c, Q:d.
2 folds, MP1 calls $40.00, 2 folds, CO calls $40.00, BU calls $40.00, Hero folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($180) 3:s, 3:d, 4:h (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $40.00, CO folds, BU calls $40.00, BB folds.

Turn: ($260) Q:h (2 players)
MP1 bets $40.00, BU raises to $80.00, MP1 calls $40.00.

River: ($420) 6:s (2 players)
MP1 checks, BU bets $40.00, MP1 raises to $160.00, BU raises to $280.00, MP1 raises to $400.00, BU raises to $560.00, MP1 raises to $800.00, BU raises to $1,120.00, MP1 raises to $1,600.00, BU raises to $2,240.00, MP1 raises to $3,200.00, BU raises to $4,480.00, MP1 raises to $6,335.00, BU calls $55.00.

Final Pot: $3010.


Originally posted by EmanuelC16
It's a hand I witnessed recently...

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$20/$40 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$1920.00:///////;MP3$1455.00:///////;CO$1493.00:///////;BU$1457.00:///////;SB (Hero)$1460.00:///////;BB$1110.00:///////;UTG1$1500.00:///////;UTG2$1650.00:///////;MP1$1455.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6:c, Q:d.
2 folds, MP1 calls $40.00, 2 folds, CO calls $40.00, BU calls $40.00, Hero folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($180) 3:s, 3:d, 4:h (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $40.00, CO folds, BU calls $40.00, BB folds.

Turn: ($260) Q:h (2 players)
MP1 bets $40.00, BU raises to $80.00, MP1 calls $40.00.

River: ($420) 6:s (2 players)
MP1 checks, BU bets $40.00, MP1 raises to $160.00, BU raises to $280.00, MP1 raises to $400.00, BU raises to $560.00, MP1 raises to $800.00, BU raises to $1,120.00, MP1 raises to $1,600.00, BU raises to $2,240.00, MP1 raises to $3,200.00, BU raises to $4,480.00, MP1 raises to $6,335.00, BU calls $55.00.

Final Pot: $3010.

How could they have been raising so much, when they both started with ~1.5k chips?
Yet I see a raise to 6.335$ in the end.


Yeah 93o is da nuts!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
Hero ($39.45)
BB ($11.40)
UTG ($27.95)
UTG+1 ($18.50)
UTG+2 ($66.40)
MP1 ($6.20)
CO ($114)
BTN ($20)

Dealt to Hero K♦ A♥

fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $1, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $11.40 (AI), UTG+2 calls $10.40, Hero raises to $39.45 (AI), UTG+2 calls $28.05

FLOP ($90.30) 7♣ 2♠ 3♠

TURN ($90.30) 7♣ 2♠ 3♠ 4♠

RIVER ($90.30) 7♣ 2♠ 3♠ 4♠ 5♣

BB shows 3♥ 9♦
(Pre 20%, Flop 56.4%, Turn 61.9%)

UTG+2 shows T♥ Q♦
(Pre 31%, Flop 18.9%, Turn 14.3%)

Hero shows K♦ A♥
(Pre 49%, Flop 24.7%, Turn 23.8%)

Hero wins $87.30


EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010

Originally posted by neznanec21

How could they have been raising so much, when they both started with ~1.5k chips?
Yet I see a raise to 6.335$ in the end.

PS.com converter is acting up...

Full Tilt Poker $2 + $0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 734038
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP1: t1920 M = 32
MP2: t1455 M = 24.25
CO: t1493 M = 24.88
BTN: t1457 M = 24.28
Hero (SB): t1460 M = 24.33
BB: t1110 M = 18.50
UTG: t1500 M = 25
UTG+1: t1650 M = 27.50
UTG+2: t1455 M = 24.25

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is SB with 6 :club: Q :diamond:
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t40, 2 folds, CO calls t40, BTN calls t40, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: (t180) 3 :spade: 3 :diamond: 4 :heart: (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets t40, CO folds, BTN calls t40, BB folds

Turn: (t260) Q :heart: (2 players)
UTG+2 bets t40, BTN raises to t80, UTG+2 calls t40

River: (t420) 6 :spade: (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, BTN bets t40, UTG+2 raises to t160, BTN raises to t280, UTG+2 raises to t400, BTN raises to t520, UTG+2 raises to t640, BTN raises to t760, UTG+2 raises to t880, BTN raises to t1000, UTG+2 raises to t1120, BTN raises to t1240, UTG+2 raises to t1295 all in, BTN calls t55

Final Pot: t3010
BTN mucks 2 :heart: 5 :heart:
UTG+2 shows Q :club: 3 :club: (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
UTG+2 wins t3010

Here are the correct values and results. _cool:


danutz123
Joined: 03.05.2006

The worst hand I ever played was at Oceans Eleven Casino in Oceanside, California in 2003, 3/6 limit Holdem. I don't have the text obviously but I can narratively (I'll never forget it).

Sitting in the BB with AA

MP1 limps
MP2 folds
MP3 raises to $6
folded down to Hero
Hero raises to $9
MP1 folds
MP3 caps (yes!)

Flop:
A 10 3 rainbow

BB bets $3
MP3 raises ... caps

Turn
7 of the 4th suit

BB bets $6
MP3 raises ... caps

River:
9

BB bets $6
MP3 raises ... caps

Villan shows J8


Haha, they can smell the backdoors, had one like that yesterday, very strange to see them cap on the flop. However, to pull that off in a live game, I suppose it's even crazier


EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010

@danutz: I guess you started playing NL after that hand? If not, you really should. :f_cool:


DaPhunk
Joined: 01.03.2008

Hahaha, I picked up the nuts with KQ on one table and then proceeded to accidentally shove on the wrong one!

IPoker Network $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+1: $16.57
MP1: $9.24
Hero (MP2): $10.00
CO: $22.96
BTN: $29.48
SB: $3.00
BB: $3.00
UTG: $3.49

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP2 with Q :club: K :diamond:
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10, MP1 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 2 folds, SB calls $0.45, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.30) J :diamond: 8 :diamond: 6 :heart: (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.60, SB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.90

Turn: ($6.30) 6 :diamond: (2 players)

River: ($6.30) 5 :heart: (2 players)

Final Pot: $6.30
SB shows Q :diamond: A :diamond:
SB wins $5.88
(Rake: $0.42)


taavi1337
Joined: 29.05.2009


Originally posted by taavi1337

lol.. i see what you did there


NightFrostaSS
Joined: 25.10.2008

My database is one big retard