Blog you don't like to read

you could easily call it " an average blog " ♦ at least its something new to read and u re right i am in a better mood after reading your first post ♦

Ambitious player is ambitious.

Nice post, btw

♦ u boosted my mood already.

As you have an average blog, I'll make an average reply.

Good blog, I'll stop by and see how you are doing later.

I think that should be average enough for such an average man as yourself.

Here is my first update. Here is review of my two days play.

I played very bad of course as every day. I had some luck or better say a lot of luck and my two days play ends in little profit of 50$.

Here are some hands i played very awful and i was really a great bank machine for other players. Some player were so happy when i give money to them that they offered me a pizza when they will visit my country.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$104.79:///////;CO$50.00:///////;BU$50.00:///////;SB (Hero)$78.33:///////;BB$50.00:///////;MP2$32.10:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q:c, Q:s.
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, BU folds, Hero raises to $5.00, BB folds, CO raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $78.58, CO calls $37.50.

Flop: ($128.83) A:d, 6:d, 8:s (2 players)

Turn: ($128.83) T:s (2 players)

River: ($128.83) 3:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $128.83.
Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of queens(Q:c Q:s).
CO shows a pair of kings(K:s K:c).

Hero wins with a pair of queens(Q:c Q:s).
CO wins with a pair of kings(K:s K:c).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (3 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$54.33:///////;BB$44.88:///////;BU (Hero)$50.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 9:d, 9:s.
Hero raises to $2.00, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6) 3:d, 8:c, 9:c (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $6.00, Hero calls $6.00, SB calls $6.00.

Turn: ($24) 6:c (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $15.00, Hero calls $15.00, SB raises to $46.33(All-In), BB folds, Hero calls $27.00(All-In).

River: ($127.33) 4:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $127.33.
Results follow:

Hero shows three of a kind, nines(9:d 9:s).
SB shows a flush, queen high(7:c Q:c).

SB wins with a flush, queen high(7:c Q:c).

OK this are just examples. But then i made again some very bad plays and luck turn in my side. I was so sorry for those kids who run into my luck.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$63.06:///////;MP2$52.87:///////;MP3$79.46:///////;CO (Hero)$50.00:///////;BU$7.19:///////;SB$25.95:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with 3:s, 3:d.
MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BU calls $2.50, SB calls $2.25, BB folds, MP2 calls $2.00.

Flop: ($10.5) 6:d, 4:h, 3:h (4 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets $4.00, Hero raises to $10.00, BU calls $4.69(All-In), SB raises to $23.45(All-In), MP2 calls $19.45, Hero raises to $47.50, MP2 calls $24.05.

Turn: ($133.64) Q:s (4 players)

River: ($133.64) 9:c (4 players)

Final Pot: $133.64.
Results follow:

Hero shows three of a kind, threes(3:s 3:d).
MP2 shows a pair of fives(5:h 5:d).
SB shows a pair of kings(K:d K:c).
BU shows a pair of sixs(6:h A:h).

Hero wins with three of a kind, threes(3:s 3:d).

Owww yeah so avarage.

I showed then to my gf those hand and she said i am stupid in a second. But as i said i am bank machine to other people....i do really do good things to many players and many are happy because i am so blond.

Noone support my average play. My GF hates it, my friends hate it, my parents hates it....just time to time luck supports me and of course players i am sitting at the table with.

Lets see what will happen next days.
Here is also my avarage graph for yesterday and today.

I hope all of you noticed how bad is my play and how i stink at poker. But i will play until i will loose all of my bankroll.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: If no one supports you, luck does

easily my most favourite blog

LOL. I can describe my last session just with these credentials. LOL LOL LOL.

I don't know how i played. It was so stupid everything. I went all in with trash i won they go all in with thresh they won. So i decided to go all in with trash more often than my opponents after those hands.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$50.00:///////;MP3$79.50:///////;CO$58.73:///////;BU (Hero)$88.45:///////;SB$35.18:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with A:h, K:d.
MP3 folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, CO raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $20.00, CO raises to $59.23, Hero calls $38.73.

Flop: ($118.21) Q:s, 7:c, 6:h (2 players)

Turn: ($118.21) 8:h (2 players)

River: ($118.21) T:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $118.21.
Results follow:

Hero shows high card ace(A:h K:d).
CO shows a pair of queens(Q:c A:d).

CO wins with a pair of queens(Q:c A:d).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$50.00:///////;SB$80.31:///////;BB (Hero)$50.75:///////;MP3$36.34:///////;CO$59.06:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with A:s, A:d.
3 folds, SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3.00.

Flop: ($9) K:s, T:h, 3:d (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6.00, SB calls $6.00.

Turn: ($21) 2:d (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12.00, SB raises to $24.00, Hero raises to $40.25, SB calls $16.25.

River: ($101.5) J:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.5.
Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of aces(A:s A:d).
SB shows two pairs, kings and tens(T:d K:h).

SB wins with two pairs, kings and tens(T:d K:h).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$21.20:///////;CO$63.88:///////;BU$51.33:///////;SB (Hero)$50.00:///////;BB$46.88:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with A:d, Q:d.
MP3 posts deadblind, MP3 checks, CO folds, BU raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $7.75, 2 folds, BU calls $5.50.

Flop: ($16.5) J:d, 8:d, T:s (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BU raises to $23.25, Hero raises to $42.25, BU calls $19.00.

Turn: ($101) T:d (2 players)

River: ($101) 9:s (2 players)

Final Pot: $101.
Results follow:

Hero shows a flush, ace high(A:d Q:d).
BU shows a full-house, jacks full of tens(J:s J:c).

BU wins with a full-house, jacks full of tens(J:s J:c).

Of course i was tilting (u will see later on the graph). For many of those hands u will say....how can this idiot play NL50. I have an answer for you. Just play Shorthanded. It is so much easier. U just go all in without thinking and you are almost there. But where?? As in all blogs here on PokersStrategy....in the sky or batter above the sky.

So as i said i had enough of that crap and i started with even worse trash than they do. Time was for revenge

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$50.00:///////;SB$58.37:///////;BB$77.65:///////;MP2 (Hero)$58.83:///////;MP3$92.98:///////;CO$51.06:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J:d, A:d.
Hero raises to $2.00, MP3 calls $2.00, 2 folds, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($8) 5:d, 6:h, J:h (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP3 folds, SB folds, BB raises to $11.50, Hero calls $7.00.

Turn: ($31) A:c (2 players)
BB bets $19.00, Hero calls $19.00.

River: ($69) 2:d (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $26.33(All-In), BB calls $26.33.

Final Pot: $121.66.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, aces and jacks(J:d A:d).
BB shows a pair of aces(A:h K:h).

Hero wins with two pairs, aces and jacks(J:d A:d).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (4 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$106.55:///////;BB (Hero)$54.74:///////;CO$24.89:///////;BU$34.85:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4:d, T:d.
CO calls $0.50, BU folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1.5) 5:d, 9:d, 7:d (3 players)
SB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $4.50, CO folds, SB raises to $15.00, Hero raises to $25.50, SB raises to $37.00, Hero raises to $58.74, SB calls $18.24.

Turn: ($109.98) 4:s (2 players)

River: ($109.98) 4:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $109.98.
Results follow:

Hero shows a flush, ten high(4:d T:d).
SB shows a pair of fours(A:d 3:s).

Hero wins with a flush, ten high(4:d T:d).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]CO (Hero)$52.73:///////;BU$57.00:///////;SB$69.85:///////;BB$30.29:///////;MP3$58.71:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with T:h, T:d.
MP3 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, BU folds, SB raises to $6.50, BB folds, Hero calls $4.50.

Flop: ($13.5) 7:d, Q:d, T:c (2 players)
SB bets $7.00, Hero calls $7.00.

Turn: ($27.5) 6:h (2 players)
SB bets $14.00, Hero calls $14.00.

River: ($55.5) 9:d (2 players)
SB bets $42.35, Hero calls $25.23.

Final Pot: $123.08.
Results follow:

Hero shows three of a kind, tens(T:h T:d).
SB shows a pair of queens(A:d Q:s).

Hero wins with three of a kind, tens(T:h T:d).
SB wins with a pair of queens(A:d Q:s).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB (Hero)$50.00:///////;MP3$56.71:///////;CO$104.20:///////;BU$66.18:///////;SB$61.88:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3:c, 3:s.
MP3 folds, CO raises to $1.75, BU folds, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25.

Flop: ($5.25) 2:c, 8:d, 2:h (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, CO folds, SB raises to $11.50, Hero raises to $21.00, SB raises to $60.13, Hero calls $27.25.

Turn: ($113.63) 2:d (2 players)

River: ($113.63) 4:d (2 players)

Final Pot: $113.63.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, twos full of threes(3:c 3:s).
SB shows three of a kind, twos(A:d Q:h).

Hero wins with a full-house, twos full of threes(3:c 3:s).
SB wins with three of a kind, twos(A:d Q:h).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (4 handed)

Known players:
[tg]CO$51.50:///////;BU$62.85:///////;SB (Hero)$50.00:///////;BB$84.20:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with A:d, T:s.
CO folds, BU raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.75, BB folds, BU calls $4.00.

Flop: ($12) 5:d, T:d, 2:c (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, BU raises to $57.10(All-In), Hero calls $37.75.

Turn: ($113.35) 5:c (2 players)

River: ($113.35) T:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $113.35.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, tens full of fives(A:d T:s).
BU shows two pairs, aces and tens(A:c A:s).

Hero wins with a full-house, tens full of fives(A:d T:s).
BU wins with two pairs, aces and tens(A:c A:s).

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]SB$111.29:///////;BB$50.00:///////;MP3$51.54:///////;CO$54.85:///////;BU (Hero)$50.00:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with Q:c, A:h.
2 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, SB folds, BB raises to $6.50, Hero raises to $15.00, BB raises to $45.75, Hero raises to $52.00, BB calls $4.75.

Flop: ($100.25) 5:d, 2:h, 3:d (2 players)

Turn: ($100.25) A:d (2 players)

River: ($100.25) J:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $100.25.
Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of aces(Q:c A:h).
BB shows a pair of tens(T:s T:h).

Hero wins with a pair of aces(Q:c A:h).

Just take a look at last TWO!!!! What an idiot am i. hahahahhaha. For the last one i really said sorry to a villian. I was jerk to myself. After that i decided to stop playing because i already had more then enaugh luck.

So this technique is quite nice. if you loose versus trash then win with bigger trash. So i decided to learn a little bit ant took a look at the articles. but that was not good idea. i was searching a statement with what i could agree with my theory. But no success. I lef the tables as jerk in the eyes of players and in mine eyes to. Please don't tell my girlfriend what i am doing at the tables because i think that will end my career. I am telling her all the time that i am mastering the tables.....yeah you wish jerk.

here is also my graph for todays session (yeah all that what is above happened in just 1k hands)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: If someone hits you with trash don't make a ravage because you are smarter.

damn you play bad ♦

I know. I do all my best to improve my game and look at this crap.

I hope some newbie doesn't watch that, because he will think that PS teach us that.

omg man you are the bomb ♦

i really really wish you not to lose your bankroll cuz you are so funny!

Keep improving sir !!!

Nice blog made me feel better about my game.

Thank you

Of course you all already know that i really don't know how to play this game. Poker i think you call it. And my intention today was to play drunk. Of course i was a little bit confused after fourth beer and after fifth confusion was all over.

I am fish as i already said....but i dont know even what fish mean in reality i just know that this is not good to be a fish.

I know i played like a fish because three or four guys said to me that i am fish after i gave them some of my Buy Ins.

Because i was drunk i had also some luck which i have all the time. I still dont know how can i be at the tables. Today i really played like a crap and my girlfriend really freaked out when she was watching my play. She also left me, but just for five minutes. Then she realized that there is not suck a jerk in the world any more and she decided to come back. Lucky me because i really dont know how to iron and how to cook. In my housework i stink almost as much as in poker so i think you really have an idea how much is that.

So i was drunk and i was doing pretty bad of course. But that was not because i was drunk but because i am really bad in poker. but the difference was that i became lucky man and i hit nice hand with pot of more than 230$:)

After that i decided to stop playing because i was just to lucky.

Here is that hand:

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$73.57:///////;SB$141.38:///////;BB$61.36:///////;MP3 (Hero)$115.28:///////;CO$28.42:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9:c, 9:s.
Hero raises to $2.00, 2 folds, SB raises to $7.00, BB calls $6.50, Hero calls $5.00.

Flop: ($21) 9:h, Q:h, Q:c (3 players)
SB bets $11.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $23.00, SB calls $11.50.

Turn: ($67) 7:h (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($67) 6:h (2 players)
SB bets $40.00, Hero raises to $85.28(All-In), SB calls $45.28.

Final Pot: $237.56.
Results follow:

SB shows a flush, ace high(A:h A:c).
Hero shows a full-house, nines full of queens(9:c 9:s).

Hero wins with a full-house, nines full of queens(9:c 9:s).

And to prove how i am really bad (i really hope u already know that) i am offering you again some of mine hands:

Ahahahha just take a look at my bluffing capabilities...What an idiot:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$50.00:///////;MP2$126.92:///////;MP3$22.80:///////;CO (Hero)$70.10:///////;BU$50.00:///////;SB$21.10:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with T:d, A:d.
MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, BB raises to $8.25, MP2 folds, Hero calls $5.75.

Flop: ($17.25) 7:c, A:c, 4:c (2 players)
BB bets $10.00, Hero raises to $61.85, BB calls $31.75.

Turn: ($120.85) 8:s (2 players)

River: ($120.85) 7:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $120.85.
Results follow:

BB shows two pairs, aces and sevens(A:s Q:s).
Hero shows two pairs, aces and sevens(T:d A:d).

BB wins with two pairs, aces and sevens(A:s Q:s).
Hero wins with two pairs, aces and sevens(T:d A:d).

Look at this...omg omg

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.25/$0.5 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$41.41:///////;MP3$74.35:///////;CO$60.01:///////;BU (Hero)$66.32:///////;SB$77.21:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 3:s, 4:s.
2 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) J:c, 3:d, 7:d (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50.

Turn: ($9.25) 5:h (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.00, BB calls $5.00.

River: ($19.25) 8:s (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12.00, BB calls $12.00.

Final Pot: $43.25.
Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of threes(3:s 4:s).
BB shows a pair of sevens(7:s 9:c).

BB wins with a pair of sevens(7:s 9:c).

LoooooL!!!!!!!

Here is my graph for today:

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Drunk people get good girls, drunk people get good hands. This is the reason why i am drunk all the time.

This is better than my blog. I am humbled.

Originally posted by Alan883
After all i am starting with my blog as well. This blog is totally without any goals and it will show to everybody how your blog should not look like.

I think most of you never heard about me and i must tell you that you haven't missed anything.

My current career progress is so average that more average it couldn't be.
I should left poker months ago but i am still here. I spend my evenings on the tables of 888.com poker and to most of players there i am really true Bank Machine and i think that when players realize i am at the table the party is starting. What a shame for most of them that i play shorthanded. I decided to play shorthanded because i am giving money just to 5 other people and not to 9 as in full ring.

As part of my introduction i may say that in personal life i am maybe even more average guy than in poker. I watch football i play poker i work as a computer something and i talk to one woman.

Sometimes i like spending my time for something good and i try to evaluate hands. As you should expect my evaluations are very poor to average. I am the nightmare for judges because they tell me the same things every time and i don't understand anything.

At the tables i do same mistakes all the time. I am talking to my self :"Don't call, don't call, don't call". In the end i call always.

In that blog i will show you how average player am i and when you will be in the bad mood come visit my blog, you will be in better mood in a second because here is someone who is not so smart and is even more average than you are.

Potential reader (singular is not coincidence) please be welcome at one of the worst poker blogs ever.

Cheers, Alan

Rofl,dude, one thing that is not average, is your sense of humor, thanks for the laughs!

After some useless posts i decided today to write something serious and i would like to discuss with you my loyal reader (singular in not a coincidence again) my short and my long-term goals, nooooot.

Of course my game haven't improved much since my last post but i have to admit that two days ago happened something remarkable for my career. I finished my day with positive non showdown winnings. OK that would be really nice story if i would make something for that. I dont know if this was just luck or there was really something new in my game. If u ask me it was pure luck or there were just few players who doesn't understand my confusing play and they just decide to fold. Lot of times neither i do not understand my own game and then i decide to fold. Maybe again beer was the most important factor.

Damn i really have to drink more.

On the other hand i played only 8k hands this month. They say if u are not good in something try to do more effort. Not me really. I am not good, my knowledge is poor and at the end i dont't play much neither. Yesterday i played football manager whole damn evening. Dead gummit!! Today i am going to play tennis with friend of mine and again no poker. Ooooooh unlucky regs the won't earn my money again. Poor them really. If i won't play in next few days i think all regs will leave 888poker, because they will think that i left it and their days won't be so profitable anymore.

I also started with my mental preparation for NL100SH. I decided to use conservative BRM of 50BI. And before next step in my poker career i really have to start drinking more.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: I always drink 2 beers before the session. I am playing currently NL50SH. If i move to NL100SH does that mean that i have to drink 4 beers instead of 2?

ACKNOWLEDGMENT: I really would like to thank to my fan(singular is not coincidence again) for being loyal and for supporting me in good and bad.

Lol!

I like this

Keep up the average play man!

Really hilarious blog!!! I love your play style and comments. LOL. ♠_biggrin:

Best blog ever.

If I where you I would drink 3 beers and 100 grams of Vodka before every NL100 session.