Originally posted by jecis4
If I where you I would drink 3 beers and 100 grams of Vodka before every NL100 session.
Thanks for your suggestion. I believe you since u are potential alcoholic or alcoholic already. U measure Vodka in grams that is good enough sign for me. Thanks for great advice i think i will follow it.
... What a shame for most of them that i play shorthanded. I decided to play shorthanded because i am giving money just to 5 other people and not to 9 as in full ring.
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You are the best average man..
I got here by mistake but You you made me laugh thx.
Another things, nice the choice to offer a pizza.
greetings from italy
vittorio
Well well well ladies and gentleman....taratataraaaaaaa
I am back in the game!!!!
Well that does not mean that i am better than i was or that i improved my game or something similar but that just mean that i am back in the game after...hmmmm i will check when i made a last post before that one:)
Since i made my last post here i didn't have any success at all and my return is just a coincidence since my gf was away for about a week as she had to work of course because my poker carier is so bad and i didn't know what to do....
With my bad game in the past(i don't say that i am better now) i made so many smiles on nice faces of my opponents when they overplayed me. Well i played NL100 i think about a year ago and after a loosing streak i made a cash out so i got on my bank account enough money for two pizzas and 3beers in a fancy restaurant.
Well now i am back at NL10SH and i play now for about two weeks. Of course people on low limits are not so happy with me as they were on NL100 but i still make many ppl smile and make them feel like they are Nagreanu or Ivey. Well isn't that nice if you play bad you make other happy?!
Well recently i was active in hand evaluation for micro stakes and i guess our professional judge veriz(applause for him..oleeeeeee) already realized how bad player am i with my thought but anyway....someday maybe i will learn something and then we will see who will be smiling then:))
Here, between the lines i would also like to thank veriz for his approach to learn people like me. Maybe he will succeed one day...its a long term process:)))
Well i am on track again and i hope i will be more active here on blog as well, providing you, my only follower, with some information about my progress on NL10SH(if there will be any of course) and so on.
Stay normal and see you soon.
Average man like I am had a lot of problems installing HM2 yesterday:)) But after all i made it.
I came home at 5pm saying to my girlfriend that i have to install some stupid application and it will take just for about an hour(well in that hour i was having also 45min of playing in my mind). Until 8pm of course i did nothing because i had problem installing new version of PostgreSQL so i decided to watch a movie with my gf because i saw some strange things in her eyes and her smile was not as nice as it suppose to be. Well we watched movie The way back which i highly recommend.
Well after the movie i started all over and this time with all success. Well here are things u have to do when consider installing new HM2 and new PostgresSQL version.
Easy steps to follow:
-Backup your current HM1 database with pgAdmin.
-Install new version of postgreSQL
-If you got error 'Cluster initialization failed' go to folder where PostgreSQL is installed and set its permission to 'Everyone'(Full Control)
-Then install PostgreSQL again(no need to uninstall)
-In pgAdmin create database named 'Postgres'(This step is neccesary to connect on Postrgres server from HM2)
-Install HM2.
-After HM2 installation you should create new database(HM1 for example) and restore in it your HM1 database.
-In HM2 go to 'Databases' and there to 'Import'. You will see a HM1 database available to import hands from.
Well because of that heavy work i didn't watch champions league yesterday. And i finished with installation and testing HUD around midnight so i really hope you will done it much faster than i did. Today i have soccer training session and after it i hope i will find time for a session of poker also.
That was really not an average but under average installation.
Yo, average people don't have self-deprecating sense of humor. This is a sign of intelligence. Don't be afraid fighting high expectations though! Wish you luck and your first post remained me of this song! Cheers!
First of all thank you guys for stopping by this thing you don't like to read.
@kurrkabin: But you have to know that he is good in making paper planes:))
Well it's time to say something also about my game.... currently i give all my affords to NL10SH and i am trying to reach BR of 1k$. I decided to have BRM with 50BI so i will start playing NL20 when i reach 1k$ mark. Well i am such an average player that i really need a lot of credit to take a shot at higher limit.
Well after 17th October when i started playing a bit more again i made 20k hands and i am currently running at 17bb/100 hands which is for me incredible and i don't know exactly what is going on. Luck is on my side that is all i can say for now. I try to work on hand evaluation as much as possible and every evaluation is made by our judges one of my leaks is found...well one leak was found during my career and that is that range of my brains is to low. Well i try to found out how to help myself but till now i haven't found any satisfactory solution.
On Saturday i had a soccer match(i play in the last division in my country and this division is i guess the worst in the whole world) and we played even. After the match of course we had to drink at least 4 beers....well i drunk 6 or 7. I watched then match Novara:Roma and my best team (i am a big fan of AS Roma) won 0-2 and made my evening. I almost started to think about poker but i had such a strong headache that i just went to bed.
On Sunday i had again a match...this time in futsal. We win 5-2 but this time i drunk only two beers since the match was at 1pm:)) I took a two and half hour poker session with 1400 hands and then watched with my girlfriend Miss World competition. Girls were cute:))
Here is the beginning of a new week and i look forward to take few nice sessions of poker and i cannot wait for next weekend when my brother has birthday and on Sunday again a futsal match and a dozen of beers:))
Cheers guys.
Well first of all i don't know how the referee can disalow such a great regular goal?????
Such a shame
Well on fridey i am going to see match Udinese Roma live on Stadio Friuli. Cant wait to see my heroes.
Well poker is running good lately but today i had two fantastic hands in few minutes here are both of them.
First:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Known players:
[tg]SB$25.10:///////;BB (Hero)$79.78:///////;MP2$28.33:///////;MP3$12.50:///////;CO$48.44:///////;BU$25.60:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is BB with K:c, K:d.
MP2 calls $0.25, 2 folds, BU raises to $1.00, SB calls $0.90, Hero raises to $4.00, 2 folds, SB calls $3.00.
Flop: ($9.25) T:h, 7:s, 9:c (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.80, SB calls $5.80.
Turn: ($20.85) 3:d (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $41.25, SB calls $15.30(All-In).
River: ($77.4) J:c (2 players)
Final Pot: $77.4.
Results follow:
Hero shows a pair of kings(K:c K:d).
SB shows a straight, jack high(8:c 5:d).
SB wins with a straight, jack high(8:c 5:d).
and second:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Known players:
[tg]BB (Hero)$25.00:///////;MP2$9.95:///////;MP3$33.71:///////;CO$25.72:///////;BU$25.25:///////;SB$30.72:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is BB with A:d, A:s.
MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.25, CO folds, BU raises to $1.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $4.00, MP3 folds, BU raises to $12.75, Hero raises to $25.25, BU calls $12.25.
Flop: ($50.35) 7:s, K:c, J:c (2 players)
Turn: ($50.35) J:h (2 players)
River: ($50.35) Q:h (2 players)
Final Pot: $50.35.
Results follow:
BU shows four of a kind, jacks(J:d J:s).
Hero shows two pairs, aces and jacks(A:d A:s).
BU wins with four of a kind, jacks(J:d J:s).
But believe me or not i didn't tilt but i was smiling since it was really funny. That poor guy with 85. Doesn't he deserve my stack. Of course he does. I was happy for him really:))) I was king with my king and then i poo at my trousers when he showed me what is strength for real. Loved his move really:))
Well currently i am playing at NL25SH and i made at first two days 200$. Of course that was not 200$ of profit:)))
It is incredible how i chanced my game and i didnt want to....my VPIP nad PFR become suddenly fer low and i was acting like a real NIT. Shame on me and i was happy that fishes punished me. But who i am to call them fishes??? They are just guys who are eating my everydays bread:)).
Well lets wait what will bring the future to me....i hope that many fishes will come to me since i really like to feed them. They are so cute with that gold color aren't they?:))
Few weeks of playing at NL25 had been given to me a nice overview of NL25SH on PokerStars. The game is not soft and juicy but here are ppl like I am to make it juicier. Well i give my stack to a fish then a NIT give a stack to me, i give again a stack to a fish and a REG give a stack to me and so on so on so i am swimming around and around sharks fishes REGs NITs mouses, elephants, ships, monkeys....this is a reall ZOO all over here but i don't get it really.
I have a problem. In my preliminary school my teacher told me that different animals have different eating habits. Some animals eat meat some only vegetables some both.....but she didn't mentioned that all those animals want to just eat my bankroll......i say to myself every day......why do all want just to it my bankroll...what did i do wrong....and here i found the only one similar thing to Mario Balloteli and that is:
I mantioned that it is like in a ZOO....we see animals and we feed them...this is exactly what i was doing for the past few weeks and i decided now to go to the jungle without anything...i will fight for my survival and i will try to catch some fish, mouse and some ship....but i know i will have problems with sharks, snakes, elephants and monkeys also...well deffinitely i know that i cannot move rocks out of my way so i need to be patent.
So my conclusion is that i am moving from nice non chaotic zoo where i just feed all animals
to a chaotic wild and dangerous jungle
I think most of you are already placed in that wild jungle....how is living out there?:)
My poker career goes forward....because time goes forward you know....but lets hypothetically say that time is all the time at the same spot. Well them my poker career is at the same spot too:)) Well i played i guess around 20k hands this month and i din't made any profit neither i made any lose so i am pretty even this days. I fell pretty comfortable and i am well under my EV this month but i am sure things are getting pretty better soon.
You know the quote from zero to hero? Well for me it is from zero to zero.
Then i would like to say some things about PokerStars where you can find PokerTableRating and Poker-Edge as a strictly prohibited services at all times so you must not use them to avoid possible problems with your account. Well i guess that many of the people look at those stats and that cause us a little trouble. Few days ago i was really card dead at one table and after 50 hands i guess i had my stats on that table like 12/10. Someone asked me how can i be winning player with such a NIT stats....of course he took a look at PTR or PokerEdge or equivalent services. This is so unfair and i think that PS must do something on that. Or they make their system that those services won't have possibility to read hand histories or they just allow to use those services to everyone.
I am a bit confused about those services right now....What do you think of them? Do you have any opinion?
This is the most amusing blog I have read.
The guy looked at ptr and saw that you were a winning player? He must have been looking at the wrong person? I presumed you would be a break even player after rakeback? 
Euan.
Well ladies and gentleman...i know you are here reading this by mistake but i am happy that you do and i am sure you will regret it. Sorry for your spent minutes:))
I was talking about jungle in some of the previous posts. And this really is a jungle. Half time sun in shining half time it is raining but it is all the time wet and hot and because of trees not much light is coming down to the earth. Currently i am stacked in that wet, hot darkness. Up and down up and down.
((I was searching for nice up and down video on tube but got only "Billy More - Up & Down" vid. It is to gey to put it here)). So i eanrned last month around 0$. This is really a nice job. Playing poker all month for 0$. I am cheaper than kids in China sawing balls for Adidas and Nike. They should hire me. Now i really do understand how difficult is to work for so no money.
Well better than my poker is for sure "mine AS Roma". Our team captain scored his 211th goal for AS Roma and therefore made a league record in goals for a single club. Congratulations!.
Respect Capitano.
Well if i return to poker i really think i oveplayed a bit few TPTK hands but it is so hard to fold.
Have you ever notice that you know you are beatenyou know you have to fold but you call anyway?:) I don't know but we should really find a proper word for this and put it on the list of psychological diseases:))
This desease should bi called something like that: Vocans Sollicitudin Reflexum
And i am pretty ill right now with VSR and i am on some pills just to overpass this very expensive disease.
You man, who accidentally read this entire article...i wish you all good luck at the tables and stay out of the area, where you be infected by dangerous Vocans Sollicitudin Reflexum disease.
Here i am again writing this blog to myself but if i am honest also i should not read this blog because when i read my previous posts i really get a headake in few second. Well some funny things happened from my last posts and i realized how fast things are changing in real life as in poker. Well also in gaming. I started to play PES2012 BAL(Become a legend)mode and i am moving to Udinese after my first season. Oh i wish so much that i could be so good in poker 
Well i think i play quite decent poker for myself lately. This is far away from solid game but for me it is good. As i am so average player meaning that i make 0,01bb/100 and up is a very good sign for me:)
Well the reason why i am writing this post is to tell you why i like poker so much. I could not write a post just in one line as other PROs do. When i will be a PRO(so never) i will write posts in this blog just in one line.....
well...here is the prove that shuffling poker cards is really random
13 Feb 2012 14:19
Yeah this is the date of my last post here in this blog. Shame on me. Well of course my poker career wasn't - or better isn't- on a high level. i can also say that it is on a very low level. Maybe lower it cannot get but anyway. Well i didn't get much money with poker and so i decided to do something else that could bring me some more money. And of course this is school so i decided to completely quit poker for few months and finish school. So i successfully graduated and of course with it i din't get much more money so here i am again.
In those few months i was absent form poker i see that there is a bit different terminology, veriz made a war on PokerStrategy but somehow war is already ended and others are doing somehow great job i guess.
My ASRoma is not doing very well at the moment despite they have 2 consecutive wins but lady and gents you have to see this:
This is so exciting like commentary i don't understand a word.
But people here i am again. Ready to give you some money for your pizzas and beers and i will be very calm when you will take my moneywith your aces vs mine kings, Ace kings, jacks, queens and much worse when i will be tilting.
In general my purpose is to give you an idea that you know how to play poker r that you are not alone who doesn't know how to play it. I can be your buddy in your bad decision and when you will be suffering a lot with your looses just com here and check this stuff....you are not alone in this cruel world of Poker.
I read through your previous posts and you are absolutely hilarious! Welcome back and I wish you the best of luck at the tables, please do keep us all entertained =).
Originally posted by Alan883
After all i am starting with my blog as well. This blog is totally without any goals and it will show to everybody how your blog should not look like.
Excellent start to a blog. The title had hooked me already. Are you trying to use reverse psychology to eventually end up with the best blog on PS? ♠_cool:
The Artist Formerly Known as PokerStrategy.com's Online Editor
This is my blog. Good, innit?
Everybody already know i am huge fish.
And of course huge fish want to be in company with other huge fishes so i decided to find them on PKR room . Well i cannot say i am proud of that but somehow i find myself familiar there with other players. Eeeeeeh i know it is not fair to say that those creatures on PKR are players. So i am there with other individuals. Individuals is nicer word for sure.
So i am one of the individuals on that extremely slow software but it is really nice to see how many good lucking guys and ladies are there. PKR offer a lot of PKR points and you can use them for example clothes, hats, sandwiches, Pepsi and so on...this is just hilarious.
We have there nice nicknames and we feel like offended if someone doesn't call us fish. Well some ppl even don't know what fish or donk stands for but they think it is just cute.
Girls there are so pretty and have so nice skirts that i suggest you this place to find a perfect partner and she know poker to. Well at least it is possible that she knows rules if she play there for cash. Well i think majority plays on PKR are not because of poker but just because they want to look cool. So i have to grind as much as possible because i want to look great too, at least at Poker.
