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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009
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Originally posted by MikeyH

Originally posted by Gerv

Originally posted by Kimber88
Great blog, I have enjoyed the read so far. I really like your writing style.

I noticed that you called the sign ' an inverted comma. Is that the proper English expression for that?

It is called '' apostrophe '' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe

It was originally used as a pair, so they are called quotation marks or inverted commas.

I have to read Pride and Prejudice next semester for my University foundation course. Not really looking foward to it. Not my type of book (the type you read instead of watch). The last (non-technical) book I read was the Hobbit. That was about 10 years ago.

I know you're meant to be a girl to say this, but Pride and Prejudice is one of my favourite books. Just enjoy it. Never really could get on with any of her others though.


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Originally posted by Kimber88

Originally posted by Kimber88
Great blog, I have enjoyed the read so far. I really like your writing style.

I noticed that you called the sign ' an inverted comma. Is that the proper English expression for that?

I take it you missed my question by accident, so I quote it here in hope of getting an answer. I really need it, laughing out loud.

I never miss anything (I'm so modest!). Go back a few posts and you'll find the answer. :rolleyes:


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Tell me I'm not the only one who finds this really funny. The picture is just the icing on the cake!


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I'm sure you're all dying to know about my computer and playing environment, and if you're not, tough, I'm going to tell you anyway. You probably have an image like this

in your head, but perhaps with a more heterosexual approach to hairstyling (and why is he wearing sunglasses? Does he think they can all see him? Are there no brightness controls on the monitors? I shouldn't be mean about Elky, as I read his stuff in 'Kill Everyone' and he's obviously a very serious and thoughtful player. Actually, when I like someone, I usually end up taking the piss out of them. My family are used to this (I think), although when I pointed out to my daughter this morning that saying 'I'm not tired' whilst yawning is less than convincing, she hit me with the doll she was carrying. I put this down to admirable feistiness rather than petulance and poor parenting. I never take any responsibility for my kids. If they fuck up, it's their fault. If they do really well, good on them, but it's their achievment not mine.)

Actually my set up is more like this

but without the shirt and tie. That's right. All I have is a poxy laptop. Even if I had a decent machine and lots of monitors, there'd be nowhere to put them as my house has silted up with toys, pets and children. This is why I'm so keen on Tableninja, as I can stack 12 tables easily on my laptop. My worry is that, if and when I ever finish clearing my bonus on Pokerstars, I'm not going to be able to do the same on any other site, as I can't use Tableninja. (I have TableninjaFT, but FT probably aren't going to give me another bonus.)

Question: Is there anything like Tableninja for other sites? How can you multitable using a crappy laptop on, for example (*thinks of random site*) William Hill?

OK, off to mine the frontiers of mathematical knowledge now.


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I dont think you need tableninja if you play 4-6 tables on your laptop ;)

[EDiT] I had a ''free'' choice novel to read and since I didn't knew a book to read back at that time, my teacher gave me 'Persuasion' and it was a complete nightmare :tongue:


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Originally posted by jbpatzerMy worry is that, if and when I ever finish clearing my bonus on Pokerstars, I'm not going to be able to do the same on any other site, as I can't use Tableninja. (I have TableninjaFT, but FT probably aren't going to give me another bonus.)

Question: Is there anything like Tableninja for other sites? How can you multitable using a crappy laptop on, for example (*thinks of random site*) William Hill?

Since there are not many sites you can massively multitable sngs, this is not as a huge problem. Anyway, if you decide to do so, you can write an Autohotkey script, it's not that difficult. I've written one for Full Tilt, but for other sites I think it is much more easier, because of their lobby structure.


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Originally posted by Gerv
I dont think you need tableninja if you play 4-6 tables on your laptop ;)

[EDiT] I had a ''free'' choice novel to read and since I didn't knew a book to read back at that time, my teacher gave me 'Persuasion' and it was a complete nightmare :tongue:

I can just about fit in 4 tables, but if I try to put PT stats on as well, it's just hopeless. :f_cry:

And yes, I had to give up on Persuasion too. Best to watch it on TV and then pretend to have read the book I think. Wuthering Heights is quite good too, but you could easily level the same sort of complaints against it that I used to review 'Twilight'.


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Originally posted by hacacare

Originally posted by jbpatzerMy worry is that, if and when I ever finish clearing my bonus on Pokerstars, I'm not going to be able to do the same on any other site, as I can't use Tableninja. (I have TableninjaFT, but FT probably aren't going to give me another bonus.)

Question: Is there anything like Tableninja for other sites? How can you multitable using a crappy laptop on, for example (*thinks of random site*) William Hill?

Since there are not many sites you can massively multitable sngs, this is not as a huge problem. Anyway, if you decide to do so, you can write an Autohotkey script, it's not that difficult. I've written one for Full Tilt, but for other sites I think it is much more easier, because of their lobby structure.

I may come back to you on that. I have no idea what an Autohotkey script is, but then I didn't know what BBcode is until recently, so I can clearly be taught new tricks.


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well, we actually have the exact same setup tiny laptops ftw.
i have no table ninja and yet it was still ok to 12 (or 16?)-table at pokerstars for me (when i had no stats/HUD). imo, best software out there.
on other crappy sites (like ongame/everest), i can manage 4, maybe 6 tops.

btw, i thought twilight (the movie) was an utterly tedious whine-a-thon. (but i dont take this to mean that i am less female than other girls. i just have better taste. and i know bulls@$%t when i see it)

thanks for mentioning Peter principle. suddenly i am enlightened. but everytime we encounter this barrier, we study/practice more until we can progress. btw, a breakeven poker player can still have profit (fr rakeback & bonuses) so its not the worst thing in the world.


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Originally posted by purplefizz
well, we actually have the exact same setup tiny laptops ftw.
i have no table ninja and yet it was still ok to 12 (or 16?)-table at pokerstars for me (when i had no stats/HUD). imo, best software out there.
on other crappy sites (like ongame/everest), i can manage 4, maybe 6 tops.

My Tableninja crashed once, and I was left to play just naked Pokerstars, and I lost 6 tables that I didn't realize I'd timed out on. Maybe I'll try again. Watching Jonathan Little's 'How to Multitable' video, and I can't see how I managed to lose those tables.

btw, i thought twilight (the movie) was an utterly tedious whine-a-thon. (but i dont take this to mean that i am less female than other girls. i just have better taste. and i know bulls@$%t when i see it)

Did you think the same about Wuthering Heights?

thanks for mentioning Peter principle. suddenly i am enlightened. but everytime we encounter this barrier, we study/practice more until we can progress. btw, a breakeven poker player can still have profit (fr rakeback & bonuses) so its not the worst thing in the world.

Ah! Continuous progress! I can dream!


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Mrs jb cleaned out the tank and added some magic swim bladder potion, and voila, gravity is restored. There's a special underwater snail in the tank too, and we wonder whether that's buggering up the fish. My son and I watched an episode of Spongebob Squarepants recently where Spongebob has a pet snail, which bites Squidward, who is then convinced it's Mad Snail Disease, and mass hysteria spreads it throughout Bikini Bottom. Maybe that's the story in our tank? I love Spongebob. How do they think of these things?


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skipped a few posts (probably good ones but I was slacking for the past few days and I'm too lazy to catch up right now :P) just to comment about your post with ElkY's pic in it.

Sunglasses are ElkY's trademark since he got into PC gaming. There was an interview with him about it back in the days when he was a progamer in South Korea. If my memory serves me well, he said he started wearing sunglasses to protect his eyes or whatever, I'd have to look that one up, but anyway...

Point being that he has nothing to do with all the poker boys who started wearing sunglasses to hide their eyes or whatever. So him wearing sunglasses has more of a practical purpose or however to call it, rather than Phil Hellmuth-chicken-syndrome purpose.

Speaking of former progamers, a StarCraft player was on PokerStars Big Game recently (I'm sad he didn't say his nickname, so he's probably some random casual player not worth making a relation between StarCraft and Poker). Kinda unlucky he thought too much to get into some lucky spots like that 1st guy who was absolutely horrible and then sucked out 3 times against Hellmuth to be the biggest winner on that show thus far - talk about poker and luck, just yuck.

P.S. ElkY is actually kinda good, never was one of his fans when he was in S.Korea (and still ain't :P), but the guy did well as one of the first Europeans to make it there in StarCraft (something like Steven Seagal in aikido and Ramon Dekkers in muay thai I guess). The scene was pretty much brutal and vast majority of pros ran like cowards to WC3 and such to find an easier way to glory&money&whatever.

So basically, he survived the toughest world possible in terms of games (poker allows you to get away with luck's helping hand, whereas in StarCraft you'll be digging in mud and crying for 1-2 years before you start winning average European "fish", god forbid skilled players :P). The game has, I guess, been often compared with poker in recent times, though I still like the fact that you literally create that 1% of luck StarCraft has, opposed to poker where only gods know how lucky you'll be and even durrrr prays before his sessions to run good and hit some cards :P

Anyway, my point being that to fully understand ElkY and what kind of a player he is, you need to know his background. Where does he come from and why does he wear sunglasses :P If you know a person only through poker, you're missing a large portion of information - same as in StarCraft, knowing a lot about your opponent's personality can reveal his entire mindset and mental capabilities in a game - and vice versa, playing games against someone can reveal to you many things about that person in "real life" situations :)

Enough of ramble for today, whenever someone mentions something remotely related to SC (such as ElkY), my doomswitch turns on and I go into a berserk mode :P


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Originally posted by Dendra
skipped a few posts (probably good ones but I was slacking for the past few days and I'm too lazy to catch up right now :P) just to comment about your post with ElkY's pic in it.
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Enough of ramble for today, whenever someone mentions something remotely related to SC (such as ElkY), my doomswitch turns on and I go into a berserk mode :P

Wow! Too much information! My head just exploded. No idea what Starcraft is. Me and my old fashioned attachment to the real world. Pffffff!

And I still think his hair is silly. :f_cool:

P.S. Ok Ok I googled Starcraft, so don't tell me!


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Not running good (Ach! I mean well, running well) at the moment. :(

Finished $10 down after playing 24 $3.40s tonight. And that's a wrap for June.

This graph seems kind of sad. I really thought I was getting the hang of this at the start of the month, but it just doesn't seem to be happening for me at the moment. The graph suggests I'm $40 up. My BR started at about $350 at the start of the month and is currently about $550, so the other $160 must have come from the bonuses I've earned, so I suppose I should be happy.

Next month, I want to get the BR above $600 and start on the $6.50 turbos, just so as not to pay such a high percentage rake. Mind you, we're off to Cornwall for a couple of weeks midmonth, so I don't know whether this will happen.

Am bereft of amusing banter tonight, and a bit pissed off. :f_frown:

Someone post something funny to cheer me up tomorrow morning.


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Originally posted by jbpatzer
Someone post something funny to cheer me up tomorrow morning.

Hmmm.. how about scary? The results of the first simulation (about half way down the first page) should be a nice reinforcement of just how sick variance can be.


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I'm a big fan of the series. This video just cracks me up. :f_biggrin:


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i found this kinda funny http://www.holytaco.com/25-awsome-homeless-guy-signs
hopefully nobody feels offended...


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Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Someone post something funny to cheer me up tomorrow morning.

Hmmm.. how about scary? The results of the first simulation (about half way down the first page) should be a nice reinforcement of just how sick variance can be.

Woo hoo! I have a positive ROI. Am now officially over it. My BR grew from $350 to $550 last month. I am a poker god! But seriously, interesting sums. Will stop whinging now.


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Originally posted by EmanuelC16

I'm a big fan of the series. This video just cracks me up. :f_biggrin:

I always watched Friends when it was on. Brilliant!


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Originally posted by prg09
i found this kinda funny http://www.holytaco.com/25-awsome-homeless-guy-signs
hopefully nobody feels offended...

Before: ?(
After: :)

Thanks


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