Never deposit - ZOOM poker (i'm back! ...maybe)

^ nice review ♦

gl sir,
Fran

WOW

unknown 2-tabler

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 132.4 BB
SB: 109.32 BB
BB: 165.64 BB
UTG: 80.64 BB
MP: 64.8 BB
CO: 100.4 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 8♦ J♦

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, BB raises to 7 BB, Hero calls 5 BB

Flop: (14.4 BB, 2 players) J♠ T♥ 7♠
BB bets 8 BB, Hero calls 8 BB

Turn: (30.4 BB, 2 players) 8♥
BB bets 17 BB, Hero calls 17 BB

River: (64.4 BB, 2 players) 8♠

BB bets 37 BB, Hero raises to 100.4 BB and is all-in, BB requests TIME...

he must have a 9. with most flushes he would already have called, with any lesser hand he would snapfold

BB calls 63.4 BB

Hero shows 8♦ J♦ (Full House, Eights full of Jacks) (Pre 20%, Flop 31%, Turn 77%)
BB shows A♥ A♠ (Two Pair, Aces and Eights) (Pre 80%, Flop 69%, Turn 23%)
Hero wins 257.2 BB

friendly reminder of the day: never, never, NEVER try to make any unknown micro player fold top pair or better. that's generally a bad idea anyway, but with unknowns you can never know what they are thinking!

also i like to post my hands against clueless fish, which makes me a terrible person

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 98 BB
SB: 140.9 BB
Hero (BB): 139.1 BB
UTG: 117.7 BB
MP: 103.2 BB
CO: 194.9 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♦ J♥

fold, fold, CO calls 1 BB, fold, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero raises to 4.5 BB, CO calls 3.5 BB, fold

Flop: (10 BB, 2 players) T♣ K♥ A♠
Hero bets 8.4 BB, CO calls 8.4 BB

Turn: (26.8 BB, 2 players) 7♠
Hero bets 22.5 BB, CO calls 22.5 BB

River: (71.8 BB, 2 players) 4♠
Hero bets 59.5 BB, ...

CO calls 59.5 BB

Hero shows Q♦ J♥ (Straight, Ace High) (Pre 42%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)
CO mucks 4♥ A♥ (Two Pair, Aces and Fours) (Pre 58%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 182.2 BB

on a related question, does anyone use value overbets against recreationals? a few times i have seriously considered overbetting flop ~1.5x for spr purposes, guess that can't be too bad in certain boards?

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 122.84 BB
SB: 100 BB
Hero (BB): 162.96 BB
UTG: 247.48 BB
MP: 160 BB
CO: 318.92 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 6♣ 6♥

fold, fold, CO raises to 2.48 BB, BTN calls 2.48 BB, fold, Hero calls 1.48 BB

Flop: (7.84 BB, 3 players) 4♣ 9♥ 5♠
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets 4.48 BB, Hero calls 4.48 BB, fold

Turn: (16.8 BB, 2 players) 3♠
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (16.8 BB, 2 players) 2♠
Hero checks, BTN bets 12 BB, Hero raises to 44.44 BB, BTN calls 32.44 BB

Hero shows 6♣ 6♥ (Straight, Six High) (Pre 51%, Flop 66%, Turn 70%)
BTN shows 8♠ 7♠ (Flush, Eight High) (Pre 49%, Flop 34%, Turn 30%)
BTN wins 100.92 BB

OMFG I COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED THERE WAS A FLUSH POSSIBLE WTF
ok back to grinding

Some funny hands and those gifs...lol.

If you want to use overbetting, try it against the guys on the phone app, they never fold anything anyway! ♦ Best innovation ever those app things!

Mal.

i'm tired let's play a nl10 session!

first i had a few failed 3bets, okay. then we have these
random nl10 reg

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 122.1 BB
SB: 116.5 BB
BB: 77.2 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 103 BB
Hero (CO): 107.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ K♦

UTG raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 4.5 BB, BTN calls 4.5 BB, fold, fold, UTG raises to 21 BB, Hero calls 16.5 BB, fold
this random 3bet sizing is a fancy idea to try to get some little value and invite all the random fish behind while not closing the action. too fancy didn't work as intended obv

Flop: (48 BB, 2 players) A♣ 5♥ J♣
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (48 BB, 2 players) K♥
UTG bets 29.7 BB, Hero calls 29.7 BB

River: (107.4 BB, 2 players) 2♦
UTG bets 49.3 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 49.3 BB

UTG shows A♠ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 81%, Flop 95%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows K♣ K♦ (Three of a Kind, Kings) (Pre 19%, Flop 5%, Turn 2%)
UTG wins 196.7 BB

i was totally expecting to see AA but can't fold, right? ♦

Board: A♣5♥J♣ K♥
       Equity     Win     Tie
MP2    51.14%  51.14%   0.00% { AA, AKs, AKo }
CO     48.86%  48.86%   0.00% { KdKc }

openraiser is pretty tight

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 123 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 224.7 BB
UTG: 119.3 BB
MP: 189.9 BB
CO: 134.9 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♣ A♥

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, CO calls 3 BB, Hero raises to 12.3 BB, fold, fold, MP calls 9.3 BB, fold

Flop: (29.1 BB, 2 players) K♣ A♠ Q♠
MP bets 13.9 BB, Hero calls 13.9 BB

Turn: (56.9 BB, 2 players) 3♦
MP checks, Hero bets 36.9 BB, MP raises to 100.9 BB, ...

fold
idk about this one really because i'm not too sure as to what his range is, depends on how many KQ we give for him to play this way i guess. i should look again when i'm sober

MP wins 124.8 BB

openraiser is an unknown fish

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 108.1 BB
SB: 104.5 BB
Hero (BB): 99 BB
UTG: 224.7 BB
MP: 110.8 BB
CO: 357.8 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

fold, fold, CO raises to 3 BB, fold, SB calls 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 12.3 BB, CO calls 9.3 BB, fold

Flop: (27.6 BB, 2 players) 7♣ 2♠ 4♠
Hero bets 18.2 BB, CO calls 18.2 BB

Turn: (64 BB, 2 players) 5♥
omg this betsizing example is in "awkward stack to pot ratios 101", well whatever i'll bet so he's commited with any pair on any river
Hero bets 42 BB, CO calls 42 BB

River: (148 BB, 2 players) A♣
Hero bets 26.5 BB and is all-in, CO calls 26.5 BB

Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 88%, Flop 96%, Turn 86%)
CO shows 3♣ 8♠ (Straight, Five High) (Pre 12%, Flop 4%, Turn 14%)
CO wins 192 BB

wait what

-3BI in 50 hands. okay this doesn't seem like a good day
still the best thing about moving down to play like this is that it's still just 1.2BI in nl25! isn't life great?

decided to play some more because i had nothing better to do and got it all back. 10nl2ez

sorry for no updates i'm just pretty tired these days due to getting my schedule back on track and other personal issues so not playing too much.

when i do it's mostly nl10 because it's really easy and there's like no amount which would make me feel bad if i lost. feel like it's more +lifeEV right now than playing nl25

hand

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 117.9 BB
Hero (SB): 99 BB
BB: 322.5 BB
UTG: 106.9 BB
MP: 496.4 BB
CO: 247.1 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J♠ J♥

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold

Flop: (7 BB, 2 players) A♦ 3♥ A♣
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: (7 BB, 2 players) A♥
Hero checks, MP checks

River: (7 BB, 2 players) 3♦
Hero bets 8.2 BB, MP calls 8.2 BB

Hero shows J♠ J♥ (Full House, Aces full of Jacks) (Pre 56%, Flop 76%, Turn 84%)
MP mucks Q♣ K♠ (Full House, Aces full of Threes) (Pre 44%, Flop 24%, Turn 16%)
Hero wins 22.3 BB

villain is one of the better nl10 regs don't really get his call as his unpaired nuts have been counterfeited so it's pretty much a negative freeroll for him, just felt he'd call me light though ♦
that said, i should probably just bet turn and most rivers myself...

just one of these days

almost felt like i was actually playing FR zoom fish and reg alike call and hit sets in 3bet pots every time when i actually have a value hand
the hilarious difference in AIEV and actual winnings was due to a "re-suckout" where i rivered a set to overset him myself.

just finally ragequit after this hand, didn't even play to the next big blind:

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 96.6 BB
SB: 305.76 BB
BB: 106.2 BB
UTG: 255.52 BB
Hero (MP): 144.12 BB
CO: 167.08 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♠ K♣

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, CO raises to 12 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 11 BB, Hero calls 9 BB
flatted because reasons

Flop: (36.4 BB, 3 players) 6♠ 9♦ A♣
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (36.4 BB, 3 players) K♦
BB checks, Hero bets 23.6 BB, fold, BB raises to 47.2 BB, ...

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK omg reeeeeaallly? i fucking swear that if this guy has AA i'm going to instaquit the session

Hero raises to 132.12 BB and is all-in, BB calls 47 BB and is all-in

River: (224.8 BB, 2 players) T♦
Players agreed to run it twice.

River #2: (224.8 BB, 2 players) 6♣

BB shows A♥ A♦ (Three of a Kind, Aces)Board #1 (Pre 81%, Flop 100%, Turn 98%)Board #2 (Pre 81%, Flop 100%, Turn 98%)
Hero mucks K♠ K♣ (Three of a Kind, Kings)Board #1 (Pre 19%, Flop 0%, Turn 2%)Board #2 (Pre 19%, Flop 0%, Turn 2%)
BB wins 108.4 BB
BB wins 108.4 BB

done

It's your own fault, everyone knows that minraise = the nutz

You get those days man keep your head up!

a tale of excitement and despair against fish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB
SB: 90.44 BB
BB: 247.28 BB
UTG: 256.92 BB
Hero (MP): 153.4 BB
CO: 147.64 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♦ A♣

UTG raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 11.88 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls 8.88 BB

Flop: (25.16 BB, 2 players) Q♣ J♠ T♦

fold

Hero wins 24.18 BB

dont we just love the folds from oop especially when we dont actually have anything?

just curious you mentioned zoom in your blog, but your hands are from fast games?

pokertracker 4 just calls zoom tables "fast" for some reason, you can see in any sample of hand evaluation

month has had some little swongs so far:

for the session in the latter of the second half my wwsf was between 30-35
of course there should be the obligatory mention of getting coolered in most bigger pots as well, but thankfully every once in a while some fish randomly decided to donate a stack so it's all "fine enough".

time to get owned by the weekend fish

[late edit: just figured i posted the wrong graph here, wot... now it's gone forever ♦ it's a pretty great graph of me losing 2bi in about 150 hands]

shortest session ever

guess at least i can be proud of my tilt control?

silly spot vs aggro fish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 104.24 BB
SB: 99 BB
BB: 102.4 BB
UTG: 101 BB
MP: 134.72 BB
CO: 99.32 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7♦ K♦

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.08 BB, SB calls 1.68 BB, BB calls 1.08 BB

Flop: (6.24 BB, 3 players) 6♥ T♦ Q♦
SB checks, BB bets 5.96 BB, Hero calls 5.96 BB, SB calls 5.96 BB

Turn: (24.12 BB, 3 players) 2♥
SB checks, BB bets 11.52 BB, Hero calls 11.52 BB, fold

River: (47.16 BB, 2 players) K♠
BB bets 45.04 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 45.04 BB
don't like it in retrospect as river actually completes a lot, guess tp is not enough? he reps enough 2pair hands as well

BB shows 9♥ J♣ (Straight, King High) (Pre 41%, Flop 30%, Turn 23%)
Hero mucks 7♦ K♦ (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 59%, Flop 70%, Turn 77%)
BB wins 131.08 BB

vs reg

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 111.12 BB
SB: 19.92 BB
BB: 229.28 BB
UTG: 81.88 BB
MP: 228.04 BB
CO: 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 9♦ 5♥

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.08 BB, fold, BB calls 1.08 BB

Flop: (4.56 BB, 2 players) 6♣ 8♠ K♥
BB checks, Hero bets 3 BB, BB raises to 8.16 BB, Hero raises to 16.24 BB, BB raises to 24.32 BB, ...
dammit

Hero calls 8.08 BB

Turn: (53.2 BB, 2 players) 9♣
BB bets 25.4 BB, fold

BB wins 50.8 BB

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 82.56 BB
SB: 115.6 BB
BB: 153.28 BB
UTG: 62.2 BB
MP: 86.4 BB
Hero (CO): 99.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7♦ A♦

fold, MP raises to 2 BB, Hero calls 2 BB, fold, SB calls 1.6 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 4 players) 7♠ 2♣ A♠
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets 4.96 BB, Hero calls 4.96 BB, fold, BB calls 4.96 BB

Turn: (22.88 BB, 3 players) Q♥
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets 17.76 BB, BB requests TIME, BB calls 17.76 BB, fold

River: (58.4 BB, 2 players) 4♦
BB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero bets 22.2 BB, BB calls 22.2 BB

Hero shows 7♦ A♦ (Two Pair, Aces and Sevens) (Pre 50%, Flop 17%, Turn 9%)
BB shows 2♦ 2♥ (Three of a Kind, Twos) (Pre 50%, Flop 83%, Turn 91%)
BB wins 98.16 BB

guess things are not so bad. after short break:

there's just too much EV in these weekend games to let go. shoutouts to spew and getting some rungood as well

guess who's the fish and who's the reg

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 105.4 BB
Hero (SB): 103.2 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 172 BB
MP: 98.6 BB
CO: 100.48 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♠ K♥

UTG raises to 3 BB, MP calls 3 BB, CO calls 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, Hero raises to 19.88 BB, fold, fold, fold, CO calls 16.88 BB, BTN raises to 105.4 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 83.32 BB and is all-in, CO calls 80.6 BB and is all-in

Flop: (313.88 BB, 3 players) 8♦ Q♣ 9♠

Turn: (313.88 BB, 3 players) T♥

River: (313.88 BB, 3 players) J♥

Hero shows K♠ K♥ (Straight, King High)
Main Pot [308.44 BB]: (Pre 56%, Flop 75%, Turn 88%)
Side Pot#1 [5.44 BB]: (Pre 81%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)

BTN shows 4♥ 4♦ (Straight, Queen High)
Main Pot [308.44 BB]: (Pre 17%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [5.44 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)

CO shows A♣ 2♣ (Straight, Queen High)
Main Pot [308.44 BB]: (Pre 27%, Flop 17%, Turn 7%)

Hero wins 305.88 BB

not entirely sure what btn was thinking, rebluff with lots of dead monies (though he reps zero specially given all fish on the pot)? put me on AK? ♦
was pretty amazed that i actually won this pot after the recent runs, also lol that runout

rungood

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 267.12 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 188.48 BB
UTG: 198.16 BB
MP: 613.68 BB
Hero (CO): 109.24 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 9♥ 9♦

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (10.4 BB, 3 players) 8♠ 6♣ 9♠
MP checks, Hero bets 7.2 BB, BTN calls 7.2 BB, MP raises to 31 BB, Hero raises to 106.24 BB and is all-in, fold, MP calls 75.24 BB
unknown reg, but from experience i feel that his line is heavily weighted towards sets. good thing i have top set

Turn: (230.08 BB, 2 players) 8♥

River: (230.08 BB, 2 players) 7♥

MP shows 6♥ 6♦ (Full House, Sixes full of Eights) (Pre 18%, Flop 6%, Turn 2%)
Hero shows 9♥ 9♦ (Full House, Nines full of Eights) (Pre 82%, Flop 94%, Turn 98%)
Hero wins 222.08 BB

bet against fish until raised!

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 117.68 BB
SB: 194.96 BB
BB: 61.52 BB
Hero (UTG): 137.88 BB
MP: 167.04 BB
CO: 292.48 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

Hero raises to 3.4 BB, fold, CO calls 3.4 BB, BTN calls 3.4 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (11.6 BB, 3 players) 8♣ Q♠ 9♠
Hero bets 8.8 BB, CO calls 8.8 BB, fold

Turn: (29.2 BB, 2 players) 5♣
Hero bets 19.6 BB, CO calls 19.6 BB

River: (68.4 BB, 2 players) 6♣
Hero bets 22.8 BB, CO calls 22.8 BB
super thin but a lot of his hands that beat me already do so on the turn, and he didn't minr me or something, so i went for it ♦
i was totally ready to yell expletives and fold once he raised me, but they don't ALWAYS have it ♦ (except when they raise, then they do)

Hero shows A♠ A♥ (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 81%, Flop 67%, Turn 80%)
CO mucks Q♥ T♥ (One Pair, Queens) (Pre 19%, Flop 33%, Turn 20%)
Hero wins 108.88 BB

oh my god why am i such an idiot trying to bluff other idiots

reg villain

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 170.2 BB
SB: 143 BB
BB: 121.8 BB
UTG: 100 BB
MP: 105.08 BB
Hero (CO): 273.76 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ Q♠

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.4 BB, BTN raises to 6.8 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 4.4 BB

Flop: (15 BB, 2 players) 6♠ J♣ 4♠
Hero checks, BTN bets 8.4 BB, Hero calls 8.4 BB

Turn: (31.8 BB, 2 players) J♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 12.8 BB, Hero raises to 40 BB, BTN requests TIME, BTN calls 27.2 BB

River: (111.8 BB, 2 players) T♦
Hero checks (~psb left), BTN checks

Hero shows A♠ Q♠ (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 48%, Flop 55%, Turn 30%)
BTN shows 7♦ 7♣ (Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens) (Pre 52%, Flop 45%, Turn 70%)
BTN wins 106.76 BB

that guy doesn't even open 30% of buttons, no idea why i thought he would be able to fold any sort of hand there. please yell at me

there go the session's profits:

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 12 BB
Hero (SB): 279.64 BB
BB: 137.72 BB
UTG: 99.4 BB
MP: 191.88 BB
CO: 175.76 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has T♥ T♦

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.4 BB, BB calls 1.4 BB

Flop: (4.8 BB, 2 players) 4♠ 5♦ 4♦
Hero bets 3.6 BB, BB raises to 11.2 BB, Hero calls 7.6 BB

Turn: (27.2 BB, 2 players) 6♣
Hero checks, BB bets 23.2 BB, Hero calls 23.2 BB

River: (73.6 BB, 2 players) J♠
Hero checks, BB requests TIME, BB bets 64.4 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 64.4 BB

BB shows A♦ 4♣ (Three of a Kind, Fours) (Pre 30%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
Hero mucks T♥ T♦ (Two Pair, Tens and Fours) (Pre 70%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 194.4 BB

his turn sizing tells the whole story. wtf is wrong with me
i should make an oath to not herocall unless against confirmed spewers

to be fair though, the guy was 53/29 NOOOOO shutup that was only over 17 hands omg

This is a funny blog, unintentionally so or not! ♦

The unfunny part is you write like I think when I'm spewing - playing, sorry, I meant playing - only unlike you I play like that (at least the bad bits) most of the time.

I hope you'll keep it going; oh and those gifs... ♦

Obviously I'll keep lurking.

Have fun,

Mal.

ahah thanks ♦

i'm actually playing my C/D-game these days due to university and stuff and i'm aware of it, but i still think it's marginally profitable (at least with RB!) and better than not playing.
or i could play nl10 but that doesn't help my development as a player, funny thing is that my nl10 hourly is currently quite higher than the nl25 one which is pretty average at best.

i like to think that i run bad at 25 but i should really just call more and fold more (funny eh, starting with "fold more" though)
posting ridiculous hands for public exposure should help me fix some "over-everything" leaks in these worse parts of my game as well.

keep telling to myself "don't spew" and then i proceed to 5bet bluff

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 147.04 BB
SB: 136.12 BB
Hero (BB): 128.6 BB
UTG: 111.84 BB
MP: 148.08 BB
CO: 138.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ 7♠

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 3 BB, fold, Hero raises to 9.4 BB, BTN raises to 22 BB, Hero raises to 128.6 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 44.4 BB

admittedly it was a pretty decent spot vs guy running like 33/28, also i have Axs which is the nuts